Q & A Thread

Capt'n Midnight

leading you on

a lead

With all this talk of sea levels rising shouldn't small boys who throw stones into the sea be made retrieve them ?

Matt Holck

indeed
the solutions is digging a bigger bigger hole

will you help me with this hoe?

The Roach

No, last time I said yes to that I was itching for a week.....

What on earth am I meant to be doing at the moment?

Matt Holck

waiting for Guffman

does the wind brush the trees out your window?

The Roach

Unfortunately not, I have to hire a man to brush my trees, but he keeps parting them from the right instead of the left

Who let the dogs out?

Matt Holck

I don't know
but they ran away and never came back

can you hear them calling?

The Roach

Yes, but only when it's really quiet and I've had a few drinks

Daddy or chips?

Matt Holck

I'm not sure want you're offerring
but I do like chips

can we sculpt crisp golden figures with them?

Kojak

A: Yes, definalty.

Q: Do you like free money?

Matt Holck

money is my usefull when it belongs to me

can I get a trappers liscense?

Red Hand

If you're an 1880's prospector, then yes.


Whatshya gonna trap?

playstation

Q: choclate

A: Do you smoke?

Kojak

A: No

Q: Do you??

Red Hand

I ? all the time...see...wait for it....

See?

Kojak

Q+A: What the fu*k are you talking about?

Red Hand

I think this is where I say Atari Jaguar.

Do you watch Desperate Housewives? If so...why?

Kojak

A: Absolutley not.

Q: Do you love George W. Bush?

Matt Holck

shuts down the pop up

do you like basket ball?

Donegal Lass

i like men that play basketball..

is that the same?

Kojak

A: No, it's definatly not

Q: Where is my ham sandwich?

Donegal Lass

i ate it!!

mad?

Kojak

A: Your damn right I am

Q: Will you make me another one instead?

Donegal Lass

sure

how does kippers and honey sound?

Kojak

A: Only average.

Q: I was hoping for brussel sprouts and sardines - any chance of that?

Donegal Lass

no, fresh out of sprouts!

would brocalli do?

Kojak

A: It'll have to

Q: Any cabbage and bacon sandwiches for breakfast?

Donegal Lass

no, iv only the cabbage?

spam make your tastebuds water??

Kojak

A: It does a bit.

Q: Why do I smell manure?

Donegal Lass

meh?

on your feet?

Kojak

A: I think so.

Q: Anyone know how to overcome this inconvience?