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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    wash them!

    why the f**k is this thing so slow today? its doin my nut!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Its slow so it will drive people into a frenzy to go and buy presents before St. Valentine's Day.

    Q: I suspect you have fallen into its massive conspiracy, as well??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    me?

    why would you think such a thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Lack of military coeresion techniques.

    Q: Have you ever been interrogated by a midget?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i am a midget!

    doesnt 5'3'' qualify as a midget?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    I dought it

    how important is privacy to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    depends on what we're talking about!

    what are we talking about?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    if you can't lead get off the floor

    follow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i do!

    do you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: :confused::confused::confused:

    Q: DO you love Murder, She Wrote?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,271 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    Kojak wrote:
    A: :confused::confused::confused:

    Q: DO you love Murder, She Wrote?
    A: havent watched that in years!

    Q: can I go home yet? I'm sleepy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, according to your supervisor you have to stay at work until 9 o'clock this evening.

    Q: Will you quit altogether?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    if you believe


    why is open government important?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Q+A: What the fu*k are you on about??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    the actions of the governement should be public record

    none of this
    we don't have to tell you because than terrorist would know


    do you think this secrecy protects us?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I don't know I live in Ireland. Here evryone know's what is going on, but the politican's pretend that they know more than the rest of us. :rolleyes:

    Q: Would our world be better off without politicans?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    we don't really have politicians just place holders
    and I think we're worse off for it

    napkin?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    yes, the thing you are holding is indeed commonly referred to as a napkin

    why do elephants have four feet ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    'cause they kneeded the fifth to breath through

    how many US trops does it take to octipii Iraq?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: None, just get a big octopus.

    Q: Should George W. Bush empeach himself?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭playstation


    Only If youre you know...

    do you like 50 cent?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No. I prefer real money.




    Is this thing on right?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Well, I usually put bathrobes on the right way round.:p

    Isn't Ning the Uncompassionate's "I shall revert to this vicinity" much better than Arninator's "I'll be back"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    laughter does not echo in barrin fields

    is greatness in the mind?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    In your own mind (and those of your followers).


    Any reason to wear anything under a bathrobe?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    To keep from getting chilled, you could wear something alright.

    Any ideas?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    A Fox teddy



    Anyone know where I can get one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    melikey!

    where can i get me one of those?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,767 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Federick's of Hollywood online.


    What else to wear (or not wear)?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    A jalapeno.

    Or maybe somehing more of textile quality?


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