Boards Rap Battle!

cormie · 04-12-2006 07:03PM #1

After being inspired by this (some bad language). I challenge any punk motha to a rap battle! Anything better than this is a good start :rolleyes:

Aight, let's get this rollin...

Yo yo! Check it, yea, yo!

Yo, come check your rhymin against the skills of cormie,
got 7,000 posts blessed with lyrical glee

I hail from the streets of North Wicklow,
rappin for pennies can you feel my flow?

I dare any of you nerds to come up against me,
no way you'll beat the skills of this MC,

yo, you beta watch your mouth, ease up on the cursin,
got language filters cleanin up your versin,

step out of line you'll feel the wrath of a ban
slap on the wrist by ruu or whitewashman!

yo yo!! yeah, check it!!!

scojones · 04-12-2006 07:17PM

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Rb · 04-12-2006 07:19PM

cormie wrote:

Anything better than this

:eek:

Rb · 04-12-2006 07:20PM

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Bit of an overreaction perhaps sjones?

scojones · 04-12-2006 07:23PM

rb_ie wrote:

Bit of an overreaction perhaps sjones?

Nah, I said please.

04-12-2006 07:24PM

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cormie · 04-12-2006 07:26PM

Sheesh!! you missed the point of the thread, you're supposed to battle me in rap;)

Are you saying my rap is utter ****e (which I agree with) or rap in general (which I disagree with)?

scojones · 04-12-2006 07:28PM

The Scientist wrote:

Ooooohh... Someone didnt get it last night... or for a while i would imagine...

Chill....

T.Sc.

Sure sure, I mean the last time I got it was just before your mother screamed her last words. It was good dude, so good. I should have kept her warm so I could have gotten some again.

Irish people rapping is like an American doing Irish dancing. It doesn't work, so stop trying.

Cormie: I don't like rap in general. I can debate why it sucks until the cows come home if you like.

cormie · 04-12-2006 07:33PM

It's not meant to be taken seriously and I couldn't be bothered getting into a debate of how a whole genre of music sucks.

Rb · 04-12-2006 07:34PM

sjones wrote:

I can debate why it sucks until the cows come home if you like.

Ah, but can you do it in rap?

04-12-2006 07:36PM

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scojones · 04-12-2006 07:37PM

rb_ie wrote:

Ah, but can you do it in rap?

Haha! Touche.

cormie wrote:

I couldn't be bothered getting into a debate of how a whole genre of music sucks.

Thought so!

Pighead · 04-12-2006 07:41PM

sjones wrote:

Irish people rapping is like an American doing Irish dancing. It doesn't work, so stop trying.
)

You tell him sjones, Michael Flatley and Jean Butler resembled new born calves as they tried to con the Irish public with that Riverdance fiasco. They may have fooled millions but not us buddy!

SexyD4Lady · 04-12-2006 07:46PM

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

pbsuxok1znja4r · 04-12-2006 07:56PM

Haha jesus, sjones, chill. I doubt if the OP even actually listens to rap. This thread is just for a laugh. I don't like rap at all yet I've participated (and duly owned suckas) in my fair share of rap battles. They were something I like to call "fun". Get into it

Steyr · 04-12-2006 07:57PM

cormie wrote:

I hail from the streets of North Wicklow,

Wicklow has streets? :eek:

Thrill · 04-12-2006 08:06PM

The only rappin ive ever done is with my knuckles when knocking on doors.

Oh...and at x-mas, when im rappin up the christmas presents.

That about raps it up, really.

WORD.

Dyr · 04-12-2006 08:16PM

the OP could rhyme "sjones" with "owns".
But do it somewhere else :mad:

shane86 · 04-12-2006 08:40PM

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

**** me, this bitch got the chronic rhymes.

And shes from Dublin 4:eek:

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

And what in the name of jaysus do you listen to? Coldplay? The Chillis? Any of the other innumerable middle of the road play it safe lyrics about nothing in particular acts?

Anyway, nuff beefin in school English, its about to get UGLY in hurr.

*gets smoked out and starts bustin freestyles*

eh....em....ah ****e....

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

BO BO BO!!!

Have a heat mods, keep it here, its a good laugh

Dutz · 04-12-2006 08:42PM

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

Class - i think you've sent him running scared now!!

Thrill · 04-12-2006 08:45PM

Dutz wrote:

Class - i think you've sent him running scared now!!

It sure is taking him a long time to reply.

Hes probably suffering from rappers block after SexyD4Lady's rhymes.

Dooom · 04-12-2006 09:04PM

I'm sorry, but ROFFLE

/goes back to listening to Mjex. Wooo.

SexyD4Lady · 04-12-2006 09:06PM

shane86 wrote:

**** me, this bitch got the chronic rhymes.

And shes from Dublin 4:eek:

Does that mean my rap is good?!

cormie · 04-12-2006 09:27PM

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

Lady? oh puh lease!!!
you know u a ho and that's why u always on yo' knees!
think you can spit the rhymes and the words?
you don't spit, you swallow, that's what I heard!

you talk of fetish, leather and sh1t,
every punk in d4 has had their bit,
you think your sexy, seductive with grace,
you've so much slap on yo' head I can hardly see yo face

so go on home, back to donnybrook,
or wherever u live, I don't give a fook,
think you so whack cuz yo' daddy so rich,
go back to wesley you slutty lil b1tch!

SexyD4Lady · 04-12-2006 09:38PM

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

me and the biz · 04-12-2006 09:40PM

SexyD4Lady wrote:

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

lol

good stuff all round

a funny thread in afterhours :eek:

Thrill · 04-12-2006 09:43PM

cormie R.I.P.

The lady wins.

SexyD4Lady · 04-12-2006 10:01PM

shane86 wrote:

*gets smoked out and starts bustin freestyles*

eh....em....ah ****e....

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

BO BO BO!!!

Have a heat mods, keep it here, its a good laugh

AMAZING. Hands down niggas, Shane is winner.

cormie · 04-12-2006 10:07PM

shane86 wrote:

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

Listen son, don't try to compete,
I'll hike to the blanch and sweep you off your feet,
you think your sh1t is crazy and buzzin?
dont believe everythin from your lady, your lover, your cousin!

Hey let's be civil, keep the family outta it,
no need to get into all that ****
I wont mention your bro or your da,
or the time I had both your sis and your ma:eek:

So maybe now you understand
you'll never be headin for the promised land
get out your paper, get out your pen,
come back when you got something good, hey.. until then!

swingking · 04-12-2006 10:28PM

roflmao

This is one funny thread

connundrum · 04-12-2006 10:44PM

Steyr wrote:

Wicklow has streets? :eek:

Wicklow has narrow lanes
like de Swiss have Great Danes
as yo mamma has a hairy mane (wtf

)
like your daddy has a bitchass name (cough, Julius)

em... word!

/gets coat

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