Boards Rap Battle!

cormie

SexyD4Lady wrote:

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

Girl, I told you once, I'll tell you again,
don't wanna be your boy, don't wanna be your friend,
you come on here lookin for love
gonna dissappoint you, leave your ass in the mud

Who you tryna be? Lauryn Hill?
It's only rehearsed garbage that you spill,
Or maybe it's kim, maybe it's missy,
learn some english before you try diss me!

so leave it to the pro's, leave it to the rappers,
go back to class, in the school of slappers.
learn your trick and learn your trade,
a memory of a d1ck with every dime you made,

SexyD4Lady

Watch yo mouth, you redneck laddie,
You forgettin' bout the time I had yo daddy.

And before I split... YO MAMA.

Karoma

sjones wrote:

Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Dude, haven't read through this:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054938220 ?
We iz ablez to raps!


(Why isn't RAP / Hip-Hop anymore? Or was that in my imagination? WHY DIDN'T I GET A MEMO?!)

Thrill

connundrum wrote:

Wicklow has narrow lanes
like de Swiss have Great Danes
as yo mamma has a hairy mane (wtf )
like your daddy has a bitchass name (cough, Julius)

em... word!


/gets coat

And close the door on your way out.:)

cormie

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

cormie

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Watch yo mouth, you redneck laddie,
You forgettin' bout the time I had yo daddy.

And before I split... YO MAMA.

The inconsistency of your raply just proves it,
you stumbled, you choked, no surprise, you lose it.

Your repeating a rhyme that's already been said,
it's best you split, get yourself to bed.

You've used all the words in your dialect,
your rapping is over, you're truly fecked.

I'm just gettin started, let it be known,
any other challengers for this mighty throne?

Ruu_Old

cormie wrote:

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

If 'wrappin' them bales of hay' is on there, I'll buy!

Car Mad

cormie wrote:

The inconsistency of your raply just proves it,
you stumbled, you choked, no surprise, you lose it.

Your repeating a rhyme that's already been said,
it's best you split, get yourself to bed.

You've used all the words in your dialect,
your rapping is over, you're truly fecked.

I'm just gettin started, let it be known,
any other challengers for this mighty throne?

no thanks youz is waayyyyyy too good
just go back to that little place you call a hood.:rolleyes:
they say culchies cant rap
there probably right but at least our pubs arnt crap
aight


anywho wheres spiral when you need him:rolleyes:

andrew

Cormie you're useless, i dont know what to say
oh wait a minute yes i do -
you're fat and you're gay

yes i went there homie, now what you gonna do?
lay down some retarded lines like some stupid foo'?

you don't even come close to the lines that i make
its apparent to me you're just some 12 year old fake,
so get back to your highchair,do some simple division,
if you want some more then thats your crap decision

word up my homeboys, yeah.

Rb

cormie wrote:

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

heh

Did anyone else cringe while reading these "raps"?

connundrum

thrill wrote:

And close the door on your way out.:)

Only if I can bring a few of ye with me!

tbh

Smellyirishman

andrew wrote:

Cormie you're useless, i dont know what to say
oh wait a minute yes i do -
you're fat and you're gay

I lol'd.

Good thread I say.

Car Mad

rb_ie wrote:

heh

Did anyone else cringe while reading these "raps"?

ah comon at least theres a few trying
is it me or did anyone else notice this thread is dieing.
comon show us what you got
coz we no your so brilliant NOT
admit it you cant rap
all that comes off your keyboard is a heap of CRAP

culchie 4 life;)

the_syco

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Take a chill pill muthaf*cka,
Its all good,
No need to flame the n|ggaz for trying to earn a living,
Giving a maming to the brothers who stand tall and speak sh|te,
Dribling an' spitting, like a culchie on speed,
They demand respect, even if its ill-fitting applause,
Naming their flaws won't kill their rythem,
Shoving them down to Thunderdome is like givin them a hand up,
For the n|ggaz only want somewhere to shout off their lyrics,
Be it from a balcony or their own lair,
You can't kill their rytem,
If there's nothing there to kill.



I don't listen to rap. The only n|gga music I listen to is Xzibit. Dunno if thats rap, or wot. I like my trad and metal, tho.

Car Mad

the_syco wrote:

Take a chill pill muthaf*cka,
Its all good,
No need to flame the n|ggaz for trying to earn a living,
Giving a maming to the brothers who stand tall and speak sh|te,
Dribling an' spitting, like a culchie on speed,
They demand respect, even if its ill-fitting applause,
Naming their flaws won't kill their rythem,
Shoving them down to Thunderdome is like givin them a hand up,
For the n|ggaz only want somewhere to shout off their lyrics,
Be it from a balcony or their own lair,
You can't kill their rytem,
If there's nothing there to kill.



I don't listen to rap. The only n|gga music I listen to is Xzibit. Dunno if thats rap, or wot. I like my trad and metal, tho.

is that you attempt to rhyme
if anyone ever tells you your good they are really lieing.
anyway im off to bed
before you all make me angry enuf to kick you in the head.
ill be back 2moro see youz very soon.
maybe your raps will be better ,wait its a full moon

Thrill

Now why don't you all just sit back and chill
And heed these words of wisdom from thrill
The so called rappin on this here thread
Has given me a pain in the head
When i saw the rappin i thought WTF
These wanna be rappers really suck
You all got no rhythm and you got no rhyme
To call it rappin is a crime
So listen to me,you rapless mob
Just do not give up your day job.

WOORRRRRRDD.

DublinWriter

cormie wrote:

Sheesh!! you missed the point of the thread, you're supposed to battle me in rap;)

Can I battle you with Nunchucks instead?

Rb

Car Mad wrote:

admit it you cant rap

Ok, I can't rap, happy now?

Adam

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

I just want to know how the **** in this post didn't get censored?! Mods can curse? Boo! Down with that sort of thing!

P.s. Rap is ****e imo.

super_furry

The Scientist wrote:

/waits for mods to arrive....


T.Sc.

It's alright, he's a mod......

Car Mad

rb_ie wrote:

Ok, I can't rap, happy now?

no i thought ud at least try ah comon think of something:D

shane86

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Does that mean my rap is good?!

Suprisingly, yes! Especially the last 4 lines of the 1st one

BIG UP

In work now, havent had time to read the rest. But i just know Cormies response to me must be "propa whack"

Kingsize

check out my dance moves...............






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. . .(y'all got served muthafukkas)

Dooom

connundrum wrote:

Wicklow has narrow lanes
like de Swiss have Great Danes
as yo mamma has a hairy mane (wtf )
like your daddy has a bitchass name (cough, Julius)

em... word!


/gets coat

Rofflelolzor

Best thing evar.

pbsuxok1znja4r

Great thread. All the haters can suck it.

Dinxminx

SexyD4Lady's rap was the best imo. Quality not quantity. Cormie, give it up! The girl "beat your a$$"..

scojones

Karoma wrote:

Dude, haven't read through this:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054938220 ?
We iz ablez to raps!

Dear God! Don't you ever make me venture somewhere like that again!

layke

This thread is absolute quality.

Who ever knew D4 heads could rap?

TerrorFirmer

rb_ie wrote:

Bit of an overreaction perhaps sjones?

Not at all.

TerrorFirmer

andrew wrote:

Cormie you're useless, i dont know what to say
oh wait a minute yes i do -
you're fat and you're gay

Best rap so far too.