Boards Rap Battle!

MrJoeSoap

This thread is definitely a five-star,
So funneh I linked it to my toolbar,
Been lol'in for the last ten minutes y'all,
The D4 Lady got Cormie backed against a wall.

Ugh, it even makes me cringe. Sorry!

Heisenberg.

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Car Mad

MrJoeSoap wrote:

This thread is definitely a five-star,
So funneh I linked it to my toolbar,
Been lol'in for the last ten minutes y'all,
The D4 Lady got Cormie backed against a wall.

Ugh, it even makes me cringe. Sorry!

that really isnt too bad.
but please learn to rhyme be4 you make someone sad.
Anyway no sign of comie
hes been hangin round the hood with hos,thats why it stings when he makes a pee:D
as for the girl form d4
she doesnt come by here much any more.
why is that you may ask
her rapping skills wernt up to the task.
she may of been good
but now shes left this hood.

SexyD4Lady

Car Mad, the **** you be spittin' is wack
I got me a day job, but this bitch is back.
Cormie thinks that he's the rapping king
But I'll knock that motha ****a down in the ring.
I may be a lady who hails from D4
But y'all be shakin' in yo Nikes when I get Corm to the floor.
Cormie, you spittin' some ****, don't even start dissin'
You know you want this, y'all can see what you're missin'-
A bitch who can spit it with some ****ing hot rants
In all my relationships, I wear the pants.
I gotta keep spittin' to earn me some dollars
To feed all my babies and shut up they hollers.
I got fifteen kids by eight different father
A permanent man? Shoot, why even bother?
Don't spin me that ****- "I'm hung like a donkey"
When I know damn well that yo manhood is wonky.
I hang round the drugstore wit my girls Lil and Honey
So many ballas holla at me it ain't even funny.
Im'ma hot piece o' booty, y'all know that it's true
Check the Hot or Not thread- I'm hotter than you.
I'm a tough assed bitch, you pussies step aside
You don't wanna mess with me, Im'ma take you for some ride
Im'ma slick back my hair and rip out my earrings
By the time I'm finished with you, you'll be seein' things.
Little birdies and circles flyin' round yo head,
So shut up, you asses, I make you wish you were dead.
Get out of my grill, boys, yo talents are few
By the time this over, I be spittin' on YOU.

Holla... my style can't be duplicated or recycled. Big up to my homegirl Missy.

scojones

I really hope someone invents the STAB-OVER-IP protocol soon.

RoundyMooney

This thread sux donkey ba11s...

Seriously, it would be kicked out of tCN for too much "cringe factor".

:mad:

Car Mad

Now c this girl from dublin four.
she may be good but its time for car mad to step onto the floor
Now let me tell you one thing and lets make it clear
IM the king of rap around here
All i know is i would hate to live in Dublin four
Becuse thers too many posh people and sexyd4lady sounds like a whoorrrrrrrr
Now let me tell ya Waterford is the gaf
Coz all the rappers from Wicklow are really naff.
And before you even try to dis
Let me tell you be4 you start you must be taking the piss.

scojones

Too right Roundy!

cormie

Listen you haters, got one thing to say,
why you bother postin? nutin better to do with your day?
you dont like it, don't interrupt,
I see you on the streets, you gonna get fupped!

If you wanna express in rap that's fine,
I don't troll yo' threads, so why spoil mine?
to be honest, I couldn't care less and don't really care,
I like to test my reasoning in rap, I welcome the dare,

As for this D4 ninny, let me explain,
you aint got sh1t on me, not even a stain,
see most of your lines are copies, repeats,
got no spice, no style and no beat,

don't get me wrong, you aint the worst, wait for the list.
car mad, thrill, soap, syco, andrew, shane and the Scientist,
Their rapping skills are non existent
their words are sloppy and inconsistent

You seem to have support of some ho's,
for that I respect you, but don't let it effect you,
you'll never be as good as me, everybody knows.
sometimes you rap like you got the fu*kin flu!

Lil and honey, friends? hell no!
They just some bi**hes u stalk on bebo!
it's quite obvious you're on your 8th child,
your belly is saggin' and yo' hips so wide

I'm busy, I got betta things to do,
then battlin with amateurs, the likes of you,
I should be paid to say this sh1t here,
I make more in a week, then yo daddy make in a year!

See my new album is kinda hot right now,
I'll take the critical acclaim and take my bow,
Produced by the rapper they call Jim Brady,
without him, there'd be no Dre, no Shady!

I think it's about time I retire,
from this rap game cuz I aint gonna get much higher,
I've got other things to do with my time,
but I'll always hold true, the rappin, the rhyme.

Who won this battle it's quite clear,
To your pampered eyes and pampered ears
I brought terror, horror, shock and fear
you spent half the time wipin' away the tears!

Ok sh1t, I'm really ramblin,
got sh1t to do, I gotta get scramblin',
so good luck to the next compete,
the throne is left free to ease the pain off your feet...

racso1975

Car mad you so so sad
talkin bout king of this and king of that
youve just shown the world your king of crap

and it plain to see u likin the d4lady
but u dreamin if u think she'll be creepin
maybe u'd better hook up with roundymooney
you 2 guys can suck some donkey balls

man u can ryhme gaf with naff
your primary school teacher must think ur whack

now i see why your mad thinkin the "fords" all dat
its a sh1thole , a pithole but we all know dat

Now my nizzle my sizzle it's time for me to sizzle

TerrorFirmer

get the **** out of ah

scojones

Can this be moved to the hip hop / rap / recycle bin please?

celboy

ya'll tink u is cool,
guess wot u's lick my motha's drool

Hey Cormie, how gay are you,
I'm askin dis question cause im in d loo, doin a poo.

dat d4 is a freak,
she looks worse than dexter dat lil geek,

she wears her dubes,
but d problem wit her is shes got no pubes,

now if u dont like dis rap,
go home and choke on yo mouse trap.

D^^^2
King ov Rappin Ya'll

racso1975

Lads it's just a laugh if u dont like the thread why do you keep postin/readin in it???

celboy

yo sjones its a one on one,
go home while u still can you lil mone.

dis is a mess nobody is serious,
but u, u make me delirious,

I liv in d streets of celbo,
u live in clare, yo name is probably mojo.

D^^^2

celboy

PS:

I Like dis thread,
Its better dan my mate Fred,

racso1975

Hey celboy its time for your bed
yeah ur bed u been there with fred
and u gave him good head

but then as u say u live on the streets
so maybe fred is actually ur pimp daddy
and that explains why u actin like a bitch
on the street of celbo where u blow

TerrorFirmer

Poetry or rap? we'll let the viewers decide.

Car Mad

Cormie you didnt resign you just quit
now get the fup out of here and stop acting like a twit
as for the lady in dublin four
she started off great and then it just got poor.
I agreed with some of the things ye said and for that ye get my respect
But now yev run of off things to say yer well and truly fecked
Theres to many people here pissing and moaning
So im finished now im goin to your mas to do some groaning.
Culchies are real cool
im outa here now before any more of yis act the fool.

PS Cormie Nice thread D4 lady some nice words i like talk to yaz

RoundyMooney

HavoK wrote:

Poetry or rap? we'll let the viewers decide.

Considering the first guy was on about Wickla, that would lend something of a rural feel to the whole experience. Think of it as a fusion of Country and Rap.


/me tries to think of a snazzy buzz word...

cormie

I like to think myself as a lyrical poet,
I think it, I write it and I flow it,
It's the poetic justice I strive to seek,
it keeps me going, every day, every week.

The reason I retire is simple and true,
Unfortunately I have some other sh1t to do,
My head is like a dictionary with words connected,
so I'll leave this thread for ya'll to study and reflect it.

It's true what I say, I am from Wicklow,
Now it's time to go listen to Leonard Cohen, The writer and poet on a tv show,
So keep it real and keep up the desire,
Keep rappin and rhymin from the words I inspire.

connundrum

Car Mad wrote:

PS Cormie Nice thread D4 lady some nice words i like talk to yaz

Great, now its broken down to txt spk bollocks.

Recycle Bin ++

cormie

No need to herd it with the recycle bin cattle,
it's a light hearted thread I call the rap battle.
If you gonna be replyin', you may as well try,
to get some verses flyin' in these requests that you cry,

so say it in rhyme and say it in reason,
you may just get your wish this festive season,
can I please request, every post from now on,
has a little be of rappin and a little bit of song:cool:

Car Mad

connundrum wrote:

Great, now its broken down to txt spk bollocks.

Recycle Bin ++

thats because its over now some of us had fun.
so what if i speak text talk im rapping scum.
im sure we could start again with time.
but as for the throne its now mine.
on second thoughts the three of us wer just brill
so thanks again cormie for leaving us a thread to chill.

DonkeyStyle \o/

*grabs the mic*
This thread is lamer than Christy Brown,
I hope all you wigger pricks fúcking drown.
If this thread was a torrent no one would seed it,
you'd have to be a retard to even wanna read it.
So mods; move this to the recycle bin,
and let these wiggers get back to their juice 'n gin.

*runs from the hail of flying 40 ounce bottles*

cormie

Hey donkey watch your mouth,
you've missed what this thread is about,
maybe it'll take the rest a while,
but I've already copped you quotin snoop from doggystyle!

DonkeyStyle \o/

DonkeyStyle has left the building...

Thrill

At first i thought this was a pretty good thread
but having read it again, i wish i was dead
coz the rappin and rhymin on this thread is so bleedin
awful and poor that its not really worth readin
so get off your high horses, you all cant rap worth a damn
my dad could do better and so could my mam
yore rappin and rhymin smells worse than a turd
you can trust me on that, i give you my....

... WORD

Scraggs

This is all so very Irish, white and cringeworthy.

Makaveli

Karoma wrote:

Why isn't RAP / Hip-Hop anymore? Or was that in my imagination? WHY DIDN'T I GET A MEMO?!

Because Rap is a part of Hip-Hop.

You're not street enough to get a memo.