Boards Rap Battle!

cormie

After being inspired by this (some bad language). I challenge any punk motha to a rap battle! Anything better than this is a good start :rolleyes:

Aight, let's get this rollin...

Yo yo! Check it, yea, yo!

Yo, come check your rhymin against the skills of cormie,
got 7,000 posts blessed with lyrical glee

I hail from the streets of North Wicklow,
rappin for pennies can you feel my flow?

I dare any of you nerds to come up against me,
no way you'll beat the skills of this MC,

yo, you beta watch your mouth, ease up on the cursin,
got language filters cleanin up your versin,

step out of line you'll feel the wrath of a ban
slap on the wrist by ruu or whitewashman!

yo yo!! yeah, check it!!!

scojones

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Rb

cormie wrote:

Anything better than this

:eek:

Rb

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Bit of an overreaction perhaps sjones?

scojones

rb_ie wrote:

Bit of an overreaction perhaps sjones?

Nah, I said please.

Heisenberg.

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cormie

Sheesh!! you missed the point of the thread, you're supposed to battle me in rap;)

Are you saying my rap is utter ****e (which I agree with) or rap in general (which I disagree with)?

scojones

The Scientist wrote:

Ooooohh... Someone didnt get it last night... or for a while i would imagine...

Chill....


T.Sc.

Sure sure, I mean the last time I got it was just before your mother screamed her last words. It was good dude, so good. I should have kept her warm so I could have gotten some again.

Irish people rapping is like an American doing Irish dancing. It doesn't work, so stop trying.


Cormie: I don't like rap in general. I can debate why it sucks until the cows come home if you like.

cormie

It's not meant to be taken seriously and I couldn't be bothered getting into a debate of how a whole genre of music sucks.

Rb

sjones wrote:

I can debate why it sucks until the cows come home if you like.

Ah, but can you do it in rap?

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

scojones

rb_ie wrote:

Ah, but can you do it in rap?

Haha! Touche.

cormie wrote:

I couldn't be bothered getting into a debate of how a whole genre of music sucks.

Thought so!

Pighead

sjones wrote:

Irish people rapping is like an American doing Irish dancing. It doesn't work, so stop trying.
)

You tell him sjones, Michael Flatley and Jean Butler resembled new born calves as they tried to con the Irish public with that Riverdance fiasco. They may have fooled millions but not us buddy!

SexyD4Lady

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

pbsuxok1znja4r

Haha jesus, sjones, chill. I doubt if the OP even actually listens to rap. This thread is just for a laugh. I don't like rap at all yet I've participated (and duly owned suckas) in my fair share of rap battles. They were something I like to call "fun". Get into it

Steyr

cormie wrote:

I hail from the streets of North Wicklow,

Wicklow has streets? :eek:

Thrill

The only rappin ive ever done is with my knuckles when knocking on doors.

Oh...and at x-mas, when im rappin up the christmas presents.

That about raps it up, really.

WORD.

Dyr

the OP could rhyme "sjones" with "owns".
But do it somewhere else :mad:

shane86

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

**** me, this bitch got the chronic rhymes.

And shes from Dublin 4:eek:

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

And what in the name of jaysus do you listen to? Coldplay? The Chillis? Any of the other innumerable middle of the road play it safe lyrics about nothing in particular acts?

Anyway, nuff beefin in school English, its about to get UGLY in hurr.

*gets smoked out and starts bustin freestyles*

eh....em....ah ****e....

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

BO BO BO!!!



Have a heat mods, keep it here, its a good laugh

Dutz

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

Class - i think you've sent him running scared now!!

Thrill

Dutz wrote:

Class - i think you've sent him running scared now!!

It sure is taking him a long time to reply.

Hes probably suffering from rappers block after SexyD4Lady's rhymes.

Dooom

I'm sorry, but ROFFLE

/goes back to listening to Mjex. Wooo.

SexyD4Lady

shane86 wrote:

**** me, this bitch got the chronic rhymes.

And shes from Dublin 4:eek:

Does that mean my rap is good?!

cormie

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Cormie, my dear, Im'ma whoop yo ass
When it comes to spittin' rhymes, I won't let you fookin' pass.
You be cruisin' round for ladies in yo hood that you call Bray
Such a shame you don't get any, all the ladies think you gay.
Club hoppin' on the weekends tryna get a piece of ass
But brotha, lemme tell you, leather pants don't got no class.
You gots a fetish for the big ones, you like a bit o' booty
But yo grandmama's the only one who thinks that you a cutie.
Spittin' sh1t on the internet, boy you think you rhyme
But you only post on 'boards' when porn's not on- it pass the time.
You think you're one phat f*ucker, I ain't tryna have no sass
But the only thing that's FAT bout you is yo stinkin' lily ass.

WORD.

Lady? oh puh lease!!!
you know u a ho and that's why u always on yo' knees!
think you can spit the rhymes and the words?
you don't spit, you swallow, that's what I heard!

you talk of fetish, leather and sh1t,
every punk in d4 has had their bit,
you think your sexy, seductive with grace,
you've so much slap on yo' head I can hardly see yo face

so go on home, back to donnybrook,
or wherever u live, I don't give a fook,
think you so whack cuz yo' daddy so rich,
go back to wesley you slutty lil b1tch!

SexyD4Lady

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

me and the biz

SexyD4Lady wrote:

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

lol

good stuff all round


a funny thread in afterhours :eek:

Thrill

cormie R.I.P.

The lady wins.

SexyD4Lady

shane86 wrote:

*gets smoked out and starts bustin freestyles*

eh....em....ah ****e....

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

BO BO BO!!!



Have a heat mods, keep it here, its a good laugh

AMAZING. Hands down niggas, Shane is winner.

cormie

shane86 wrote:

Corny Cormie, ****, ya must be havin a laugh
Gangstas from Wicklow? HA! Go back to milkin your calf
Your rhymes are ****e, my style is tight
I bring a bigger buzz than 3 grams of the white
Comin from Wick-low? Boy you should no
That Blanch is the hood ur Bray ho go for da dick, yo
Step up to me? Try steppin next to me
I call it me tongue, your ma calls it ecstasy (WHOA! OH NO HE DIDNT!!)
So give it up now, quit pretendin your bangin
I been rappin ever since my balls been hangin
So hang your sorry ass, jump in the Irish Sea
Cos yer rhymes stink worse than Dot Cottens gee

Listen son, don't try to compete,
I'll hike to the blanch and sweep you off your feet,
you think your sh1t is crazy and buzzin?
dont believe everythin from your lady, your lover, your cousin!

Hey let's be civil, keep the family outta it,
no need to get into all that ****
I wont mention your bro or your da,
or the time I had both your sis and your ma:eek:

So maybe now you understand
you'll never be headin for the promised land
get out your paper, get out your pen,
come back when you got something good, hey.. until then!

swingking

roflmao

This is one funny thread

connundrum

Steyr wrote:

Wicklow has streets? :eek:

Wicklow has narrow lanes
like de Swiss have Great Danes
as yo mamma has a hairy mane (wtf )
like your daddy has a bitchass name (cough, Julius)

em... word!


/gets coat

cormie

SexyD4Lady wrote:

You think I'm a ho? Right, I take of my shades-
At least I get paid for my few escapades.
You want some of this, this bitch here is phat,
The only pussy you had is yo mama's old cat.
You think you is fine, with yo bling and yo rocks
But everyone knows you enhance "it" with socks.
From breakdancin' yo hands are covered in welts
But you jack off to a poster of "hot" Vanessa Feltz.
You think you the ****, well honey, go figure,
You ain't nothin' but a wannabe ******.
Im'ma wrap it up here, I'm done with my exhibition-
Please nigga- I wouldn't even call YOU competition.

HA.

Girl, I told you once, I'll tell you again,
don't wanna be your boy, don't wanna be your friend,
you come on here lookin for love
gonna dissappoint you, leave your ass in the mud

Who you tryna be? Lauryn Hill?
It's only rehearsed garbage that you spill,
Or maybe it's kim, maybe it's missy,
learn some english before you try diss me!

so leave it to the pro's, leave it to the rappers,
go back to class, in the school of slappers.
learn your trick and learn your trade,
a memory of a d1ck with every dime you made,

SexyD4Lady

Watch yo mouth, you redneck laddie,
You forgettin' bout the time I had yo daddy.

And before I split... YO MAMA.

Karoma

sjones wrote:

Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Dude, haven't read through this:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054938220 ?
We iz ablez to raps!


(Why isn't RAP / Hip-Hop anymore? Or was that in my imagination? WHY DIDN'T I GET A MEMO?!)

Thrill

connundrum wrote:

Wicklow has narrow lanes
like de Swiss have Great Danes
as yo mamma has a hairy mane (wtf )
like your daddy has a bitchass name (cough, Julius)

em... word!


/gets coat

And close the door on your way out.:)

cormie

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

cormie

SexyD4Lady wrote:

Watch yo mouth, you redneck laddie,
You forgettin' bout the time I had yo daddy.

And before I split... YO MAMA.

The inconsistency of your raply just proves it,
you stumbled, you choked, no surprise, you lose it.

Your repeating a rhyme that's already been said,
it's best you split, get yourself to bed.

You've used all the words in your dialect,
your rapping is over, you're truly fecked.

I'm just gettin started, let it be known,
any other challengers for this mighty throne?

Ruu_Old

cormie wrote:

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

If 'wrappin' them bales of hay' is on there, I'll buy!

Car Mad

cormie wrote:

The inconsistency of your raply just proves it,
you stumbled, you choked, no surprise, you lose it.

Your repeating a rhyme that's already been said,
it's best you split, get yourself to bed.

You've used all the words in your dialect,
your rapping is over, you're truly fecked.

I'm just gettin started, let it be known,
any other challengers for this mighty throne?

no thanks youz is waayyyyyy too good
just go back to that little place you call a hood.:rolleyes:
they say culchies cant rap
there probably right but at least our pubs arnt crap
aight


anywho wheres spiral when you need him:rolleyes:

andrew

Cormie you're useless, i dont know what to say
oh wait a minute yes i do -
you're fat and you're gay

yes i went there homie, now what you gonna do?
lay down some retarded lines like some stupid foo'?

you don't even come close to the lines that i make
its apparent to me you're just some 12 year old fake,
so get back to your highchair,do some simple division,
if you want some more then thats your crap decision

word up my homeboys, yeah.

Rb

cormie wrote:

My debut album is out now...



note the east-side (for Wicklow) hand sign;)

heh

Did anyone else cringe while reading these "raps"?

connundrum

thrill wrote:

And close the door on your way out.:)

Only if I can bring a few of ye with me!

tbh

Smellyirishman

andrew wrote:

Cormie you're useless, i dont know what to say
oh wait a minute yes i do -
you're fat and you're gay

I lol'd.

Good thread I say.

Car Mad

rb_ie wrote:

heh

Did anyone else cringe while reading these "raps"?

ah comon at least theres a few trying
is it me or did anyone else notice this thread is dieing.
comon show us what you got
coz we no your so brilliant NOT
admit it you cant rap
all that comes off your keyboard is a heap of CRAP

culchie 4 life;)

the_syco

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

Take a chill pill muthaf*cka,
Its all good,
No need to flame the n|ggaz for trying to earn a living,
Giving a maming to the brothers who stand tall and speak sh|te,
Dribling an' spitting, like a culchie on speed,
They demand respect, even if its ill-fitting applause,
Naming their flaws won't kill their rythem,
Shoving them down to Thunderdome is like givin them a hand up,
For the n|ggaz only want somewhere to shout off their lyrics,
Be it from a balcony or their own lair,
You can't kill their rytem,
If there's nothing there to kill.



I don't listen to rap. The only n|gga music I listen to is Xzibit. Dunno if thats rap, or wot. I like my trad and metal, tho.

Car Mad

the_syco wrote:

Take a chill pill muthaf*cka,
Its all good,
No need to flame the n|ggaz for trying to earn a living,
Giving a maming to the brothers who stand tall and speak sh|te,
Dribling an' spitting, like a culchie on speed,
They demand respect, even if its ill-fitting applause,
Naming their flaws won't kill their rythem,
Shoving them down to Thunderdome is like givin them a hand up,
For the n|ggaz only want somewhere to shout off their lyrics,
Be it from a balcony or their own lair,
You can't kill their rytem,
If there's nothing there to kill.



I don't listen to rap. The only n|gga music I listen to is Xzibit. Dunno if thats rap, or wot. I like my trad and metal, tho.

is that you attempt to rhyme
if anyone ever tells you your good they are really lieing.
anyway im off to bed
before you all make me angry enuf to kick you in the head.
ill be back 2moro see youz very soon.
maybe your raps will be better ,wait its a full moon

Thrill

Now why don't you all just sit back and chill
And heed these words of wisdom from thrill
The so called rappin on this here thread
Has given me a pain in the head
When i saw the rappin i thought WTF
These wanna be rappers really suck
You all got no rhythm and you got no rhyme
To call it rappin is a crime
So listen to me,you rapless mob
Just do not give up your day job.

WOORRRRRRDD.

DublinWriter

cormie wrote:

Sheesh!! you missed the point of the thread, you're supposed to battle me in rap;)

Can I battle you with Nunchucks instead?

Rb

Car Mad wrote:

admit it you cant rap

Ok, I can't rap, happy now?

Adam

sjones wrote:

Would you please go and fuck off. Maybe in TCN or The Thunderdome, but for the love of god not in AH. Rapping... FFS you're in Ireland now buddy. Less TV and more reading. You do realise that rap is utter shite right? No? Think again.

I just want to know how the **** in this post didn't get censored?! Mods can curse? Boo! Down with that sort of thing!

P.s. Rap is ****e imo.

super_furry

The Scientist wrote:

/waits for mods to arrive....


T.Sc.

It's alright, he's a mod......