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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yeah, a little.

    Q: Where is the giant 8-legged panda??????


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 95,385 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The answer in in the 4th dimension, Octo-bear !

    In the battle between Trukish cavalary and a British submarine, who won ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,837 ✭✭✭abelard


    A: The Swiss Cheese

    Q: If a lemon is Yellow, and I'm wearing denim, what is the mass of Uranus?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Depends on how much you ate.



    Should I swear off wine for the rest of the year? OUCH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    maybe

    Hungover?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh yeah. Evil Vino!
    Never let Boneless recommend a wine to you. Lesson learned.
    Heh, actually I couldn't possibly blame this hangover on him.


    Did you know when you mix red wine and white wine you get pinkly plastered?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Well, I know it now. :D

    Q: Are prunes and laxative a deadly combination????????????????????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    i hope so...

    did you try it out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. No and I resent you implying I did.

    Q. Should I try it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea sure why not

    whats the worst that can happen?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. You have obviously never seen that Dr. Peppers advert.

    Q. Where they had to cut off his trousers! Has that ever happened to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    ammm, im guna have to say no to that one!

    you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Nope never happened me... :(

    Q. I have a meeting now. Will I fall asleep in it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    A. Nope never happened me... :(

    Q. I have a meeting now. Will I fall asleep in it?
    if you're anything like me, yes you will...

    are you anything like me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No, my boobs aren't meant to be there :D

    Do ya like them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea, they're pretty

    arent they pretty?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No.

    You really think so? :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

    Q: Is there a giant squid working in Dáil Éireann??????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    no, thats just silly!!

    were you drinking this morning?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, I had tea, water and an iffy coffee :p

    Q: Will the Sahara desert become the host of the 2010 WInter Olympics????????


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    im hearing its looking likely!!

    will you be competing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Only if they're holding drinkin competitions!

    Q. When was the last time you had a drinking competition?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oooh a good while ago...probably a couple of months ago!

    you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    About 2 or 3 weeks ago...

    Q. Ever drink absinth? had some at the weekend... its strong!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    eeeeghhhhhhhhhh!! flashback to college days!!! nastiness!!!!

    why are they always the messy nights?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Because there were a few "accidents"

    Q: Why is there a smell in the room???????????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    thats really your problem!

    what did you do?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: On advice of my solicitor I am not saying anything further.

    Q: Who likes Belly-Button Fluff?????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. I dont particualrly like it...

    Q. What does it taste like?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    lads, its early on a onday morning....less of it!!!

    can you manage that?


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