Q & A Thread

boneless

27 Knotts without a tailwind.


Is the swallow the bird of love?

Kojak

A: No, he is the bird of death.

Q: Why are pigeons always stink?????

boneless

They eat sprouts.

How do you know if a pigeon is from Alabama?

Kojak

A: Give him a kiss - if you die from rabies within 2 days you can rest assured he was from ALabama.

Q: Is there a sprout in the TCN restaurant??????

boneless

Eleven sprouts and a midget cabbage posing as one.

Is that the dirty dozen?

Kojak

A: I think it is.

Q: Why are banana's evil?????????????????????????????????????????

boneless

Because they are evil berries made by Hell Hounds.


Would you give a sprout to an enemy?

Kojak

A: Yes but he would have to be a communist sprout.

Q: WHy are the athiest pears invading Chile???????

boneless

Us atheist commie types do that kind of thing.

Do you hate me now?

Kojak

A: Yes, I have enough hate for all.

Q: Why are the cabbages attacking again???????????????

boneless

They want to take over the capitalist economy for their own purposes... to rule the world through green money.

Do you take drugs often then?

Kojak

A: No.

Q: Do YOU??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

boneless

Only on days with a D in them.


Can you tell?

Kojak

A: Yeah, slightly.

Q: Why is the goat speaking French?????????

boneless

He's from a french speaking Canton of Switzerland.

Can you not tell by the accent?

Kojak

A: NO, I'm sh1t at French.

Q: WIll the goat be teaching TCN'ers how to speak French?????????

boneless

Oui.

Is that a bad thing?

Kojak

A: Yeah, the fees are enormous.

Q: Will someone pay my fees?

Lust4Life

nyet. We're going Dutch.:p



Se habla Espaniol?

boneless

No Passaran!!!!

Will we build a barricade?

Donegal Lass

oh yes.....

what will we use to build it?

Lust4Life

out of waffles!



Can we build one out of waffles? With syrup as mortar?

Donegal Lass

oh god yes that sounds good....

wont there be a problem keeping that barrier up?

boneless

Mix Viagra in the syrup...

Can I be the Captain?

Lust4Life

Captain my Captain! Sir yes Sir!


You need viagra already?

boneless

Cheeky Mare:p ...

Who wants to hold the flag pole?

Lust4Life

Makes me think of Linda Ronstat lyrics. Roll em easy.
I'm sure only Boneless will get that one.



Will you all miss me when I log off and go live REAL LIFE?

smash

maybe....

so what exactly is "REAL LIFE"?

chamlis

I have an e-life

Yes, what is real life?

Donegal Lass

meh...who knows!

anyone got any cool plans for the weekend?