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  • #6062
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    27 Knotts without a tailwind.


    Is the swallow the bird of love?


  • #6063
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No, he is the bird of death. :D

    Q: Why are pigeons always stink?????


  • #6064
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    They eat sprouts.

    How do you know if a pigeon is from Alabama?


  • #6065
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Give him a kiss - if you die from rabies within 2 days you can rest assured he was from ALabama.

    Q: Is there a sprout in the TCN restaurant??????


  • #6066
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Eleven sprouts and a midget cabbage posing as one.

    Is that the dirty dozen?


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  • #6067
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: I think it is.

    Q: Why are banana's evil?????????????????????????????????????????


  • #6068
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Because they are evil berries made by Hell Hounds.


    Would you give a sprout to an enemy?


  • #6069
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes but he would have to be a communist sprout.

    Q: WHy are the athiest pears invading Chile???????


  • #6070
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Us atheist commie types do that kind of thing.

    Do you hate me now?


  • #6071
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes, I have enough hate for all. :D

    Q: Why are the cabbages attacking again???????????????


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  • #6072
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    They want to take over the capitalist economy for their own purposes... to rule the world through green money.

    Do you take drugs often then?


  • #6073
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: No.

    Q: Do YOU??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


  • #6074
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Only on days with a D in them.


    Can you tell?


  • #6075
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yeah, slightly. :D:D

    Q: Why is the goat speaking French?????????


  • #6076
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    He's from a french speaking Canton of Switzerland.

    Can you not tell by the accent?


  • #6077
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: NO, I'm sh1t at French.

    Q: WIll the goat be teaching TCN'ers how to speak French?????????


  • #6078
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Oui.

    Is that a bad thing?


  • #6079
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yeah, the fees are enormous. :D

    Q: Will someone pay my fees?


  • #6080
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    nyet. We're going Dutch.:p



    Se habla Espaniol?


  • #6081
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No Passaran!!!!

    Will we build a barricade?


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  • #6082
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oh yes.....

    what will we use to build it?


  • #6083
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    out of waffles!



    Can we build one out of waffles? With syrup as mortar?


  • #6084
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    oh god yes that sounds good....

    wont there be a problem keeping that barrier up?


  • #6085
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Mix Viagra in the syrup...

    Can I be the Captain?


  • #6086
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Captain my Captain! Sir yes Sir!


    You need viagra already?


  • #6087
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Cheeky Mare:p ...

    Who wants to hold the flag pole?


  • #6088
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Makes me think of Linda Ronstat lyrics. Roll em easy.
    I'm sure only Boneless will get that one.



    Will you all miss me when I log off and go live REAL LIFE?


  • #6089
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    maybe....

    so what exactly is "REAL LIFE"?


  • #6090
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I have an e-life

    Yes, what is real life?


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  • #6091
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    meh...who knows!

    anyone got any cool plans for the weekend?


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