Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: Yeah, a little.

Q: Where is the giant 8-legged panda??????

Capt'n Midnight

The answer in in the 4th dimension, Octo-bear !

In the battle between Trukish cavalary and a British submarine, who won ?

abelard

A: The Swiss Cheese

Q: If a lemon is Yellow, and I'm wearing denim, what is the mass of Uranus?

Lust4Life

Depends on how much you ate.



Should I swear off wine for the rest of the year? OUCH!

takola

maybe

Hungover?

Lust4Life

Oh yeah. Evil Vino!
Never let Boneless recommend a wine to you. Lesson learned.
Heh, actually I couldn't possibly blame this hangover on him.


Did you know when you mix red wine and white wine you get pinkly plastered?

Kojak

A: Well, I know it now.

Q: Are prunes and laxative a deadly combination????????????????????????

Donegal Lass

i hope so...

did you try it out?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. No and I resent you implying I did.

Q. Should I try it?

Donegal Lass

yea sure why not

whats the worst that can happen?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. You have obviously never seen that Dr. Peppers advert.

Q. Where they had to cut off his trousers! Has that ever happened to you?

Donegal Lass

ammm, im guna have to say no to that one!

you?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nope never happened me...

Q. I have a meeting now. Will I fall asleep in it?

Donegal Lass

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

A. Nope never happened me...

Q. I have a meeting now. Will I fall asleep in it?

if you're anything like me, yes you will...

are you anything like me?

Star Lord

No, my boobs aren't meant to be there

Do ya like them?

Donegal Lass

yea, they're pretty

arent they pretty?

Star Lord

No.

You really think so?

Kojak

A: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Q: Is there a giant squid working in Dáil Éireann??????????

Donegal Lass

no, thats just silly!!

were you drinking this morning?

Kojak

A: Yes, I had tea, water and an iffy coffee

Q: Will the Sahara desert become the host of the 2010 WInter Olympics????????

Donegal Lass

im hearing its looking likely!!

will you be competing?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Only if they're holding drinkin competitions!

Q. When was the last time you had a drinking competition?

Donegal Lass

oooh a good while ago...probably a couple of months ago!

you?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

About 2 or 3 weeks ago...

Q. Ever drink absinth? had some at the weekend... its strong!

Donegal Lass

eeeeghhhhhhhhhh!! flashback to college days!!! nastiness!!!!

why are they always the messy nights?

Kojak

A: Because there were a few "accidents"

Q: Why is there a smell in the room???????????

Donegal Lass

thats really your problem!

what did you do?

Kojak

A: On advice of my solicitor I am not saying anything further.

Q: Who likes Belly-Button Fluff?????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. I dont particualrly like it...

Q. What does it taste like?

Donegal Lass

lads, its early on a onday morning....less of it!!!

can you manage that?