Q & A Thread

smash

dunno,....

what's a bidet?

Donegal Lass

Q+A: is that a serious question?

Star Lord

I believe it was ...

Steve a Bidet is for you to wash your face it

/me laughs evil-ly

boneless

I think we should educate the lad...:p

Has anyone got a good idea on how to get rid of a smart mouse?

smash

smart cat...

should we worship DL like a golden cow?

Kojak

A: If you want to.

Q: Is there a possibility of making money in Dairy from this new venture????????????????????

spacecoyote

i'm not sure golden liquid is most peoples cup of tea

shower anyone?

boneless

I will not tolerate idolatory in this thread...


Have you a smart cat?

smash

I do, and a thick dog!

how about a dumb mouse to slow down the smart one?

Kojak

A: No, the cat can lecture in thermodynamics.

Q: Why won't UCD let him lecture???????

boneless

That might work... the little beast is giving me the finger at the moment... and my dumb dogs are not interested in chasing him away.

Have you a dumb mouse there?

smash

no

but is a dumb rat any good?

Kojak

A: No.

Q: Why is there a nerd looking in the window????????????

spacecoyote

maybe he thinks its a computer screen and you are a next generation RPG

i've got a senile elephant if that will help?

Star Lord

He's considering buying you out.

Out of what?

Kojak

A: Out of banana's, perhaps.

Q: What would be a good price for an obese gorilla??????????

spacecoyote

don't pay more than 40 farthings, unless it can play a trombone

can it?

Star Lord

Q&A: Cant they all?

Kojak

A: I very much doubt it.

Q: Would a large dose of prunes give the obese gorilla the shíts?????????????

boneless

Prunes will do that. So will a bad pint of stout and a pickled cabbage sandwich.


Is it wrong to want to murder a poor little mouse?


*He's startin' to wreck me head....*

Lust4Life

Kill the mouse. My cat got one last week. The mouse was preggers!:eek:



Think I'll keep my cat?

boneless

Keep the cat... I don't really want to kill him but he's out-witting me at all turns.

Is a mouse really smarter than me?

Lust4Life

No, just able to get into smaller places to avoid death.
Kill it.



Have you no cat?

boneless

No cat... two useless hounds who are aiding and abetting the beast of the biscuit barrel!!

Can dogs be that unfaithful??

Kojak

A: I doubt it.

Q: Would you like to examine Ian Paisley's "gadget"??????????????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Nope....

Q. What ever made you think up such a question?

Red Hand

Because he has a gadget-astity belt that would put Batman to shame.

How about Paisley as Batman and Jackie Healy Rae as Catwoman, Michelle Pfeifer-style?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A&Q. You just like thinking about Paisley in spandex dont you?

Kojak

A: Definatly not.

Q: Why is it so quiet in TCN this morning???????????

boneless

I have them all tied up under the stairs.

Will I let them out?