Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: Lobotomy, I'd say.

Q: Is Bosco aiming to overthrow the governemt and instate himself as emperor???????

Lust4Life

I doubt it. and no, I'm not posting pictures no matter how drunk I get!




Would I ever get that drunk?

Kojak

A: Yes.

Q: What sort of "pictures" are we talking about?????

boneless

"Art"...

That's right??

county

yes' art' you say

now show me some artistic tittys

Kojak

A: In a minute.

Q: WOuld you like to poke at Bill Clinton's prostate????

boneless

Ooooh... he said titties....


Have you actually seen real ones???

*Jealous boneless....*

boneless

Kojak wrote:

A: In a minute.

Q: WOuld you like to poke at Bill Clinton's prostate????

No thanks...

Kojak

A: Fair enough

Q: Why is a gorilla stampeding through Cork city????

littlesurfer

cause its more fun than storming through Limerick city.

Why do some penguins have yellow bits and others dont??

boneless

The ones that don't have yellow bits don't like custard.

Would you dip your chips in custard?

Star Lord

No.

Unless you mean doritos... do you?

boneless

For you, yes. I'd do anything for you...

You do know that, don't you?

Star Lord

Yes I do.

Will you stop knocking on my window?

boneless

Sorry, I will try...

Will you wear the red ones again?

Star Lord

:eek: I dont have any red ones!

Are you thinking of one of your other stalkees?

boneless

No... I left you some red ones last night. Under the pillow, next to your little dolly...

She's a nice dolly. Where did you get her?

Donegal Lass

the scrap yard..

why would someone throw her out?

boneless

Well, there was a puncture repair kit there too...

Why is my hand shaking?

Donegal Lass

the alcohol..

what did you drink?

boneless

Wine and Calvados...


Can a sea gull talk?

Star Lord

Two glasses of coke!

Was that too much?

Donegal Lass

yea....

cant you go easy on the coke, you know how it effects you?

boneless

It makes him twitch.


Will you give my back a rub?

littlesurfer

sure if you shave it first?

How much fun is friday morning tv?

boneless

I don't know. They took my TV away.

What's wrong with hairy backs*?


*I don't have one btw....

littlesurfer

massage oil gets caught on the big hairs.

Why do wet dogs smell so bad?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Dogs by their very nature are unhygenic...

Q. Have you ever seen a dog putting on deoderant?

boneless

It depends. When my hounds swim in the canal they stink but when they swim in the sea they're ok. Must be the water... I quite like the smell of damp mutts...

Have you got dogs?

Star Lord

No. Because they roll around in the dirt and lick their own genitals.

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?