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  • #6032
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Lobotomy, I'd say.

    Q: Is Bosco aiming to overthrow the governemt and instate himself as emperor???????


  • #6033
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I doubt it. and no, I'm not posting pictures no matter how drunk I get!




    Would I ever get that drunk?


  • #6034
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Yes.

    Q: What sort of "pictures" are we talking about????? :D


  • #6035
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    "Art"...

    That's right??


  • #6036
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    yes' art' you say

    now show me some artistic tittys


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  • #6037
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: In a minute.

    Q: WOuld you like to poke at Bill Clinton's prostate????


  • #6038
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Ooooh... he said titties....


    Have you actually seen real ones???

    *Jealous boneless....*


  • #6039
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Kojak wrote:
    A: In a minute.

    Q: WOuld you like to poke at Bill Clinton's prostate????

    No thanks...


  • #6040
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A: Fair enough :D:D:D

    Q: Why is a gorilla stampeding through Cork city????


  • #6041
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    cause its more fun than storming through Limerick city.

    Why do some penguins have yellow bits and others dont??


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  • #6042
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    The ones that don't have yellow bits don't like custard.

    Would you dip your chips in custard?


  • #6043
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No.

    Unless you mean doritos... do you?


  • #6044
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    For you, yes. I'd do anything for you...

    You do know that, don't you?


  • #6045
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes I do.

    Will you stop knocking on my window?


  • #6046
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Sorry, I will try...

    Will you wear the red ones again?


  • #6047
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    :eek: I dont have any red ones!

    Are you thinking of one of your other stalkees?


  • #6048
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    No... I left you some red ones last night. Under the pillow, next to your little dolly...

    She's a nice dolly. Where did you get her?


  • #6049
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    the scrap yard..

    why would someone throw her out?


  • #6050
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Well, there was a puncture repair kit there too...

    Why is my hand shaking?


  • #6051
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    the alcohol..

    what did you drink?


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  • #6052
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Wine and Calvados...


    Can a sea gull talk?


  • #6053
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Two glasses of coke!

    Was that too much?


  • #6054
    Donegal Lass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,356 ✭✭✭Donegal Lass


    yea....

    cant you go easy on the coke, you know how it effects you?


  • #6055
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It makes him twitch.


    Will you give my back a rub?


  • #6056
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    sure if you shave it first?

    How much fun is friday morning tv?


  • #6057
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I don't know. They took my TV away.

    What's wrong with hairy backs*?


    *I don't have one btw....


  • #6058
    littlesurfer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 812 ✭✭✭littlesurfer


    massage oil gets caught on the big hairs.

    Why do wet dogs smell so bad?


  • #6059
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    A. Dogs by their very nature are unhygenic...

    Q. Have you ever seen a dog putting on deoderant?


  • #6060
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It depends. When my hounds swim in the canal they stink but when they swim in the sea they're ok. Must be the water... I quite like the smell of damp mutts...

    Have you got dogs?


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  • #6061
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    No. Because they roll around in the dirt and lick their own genitals.

    What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?


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