Q & A Thread

Kojak

A: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Q: Is there an alien conspiracy in Longford??????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

That would explain a lot wouldnt it?

boneless

Most things except the big thing.

Is Longford real or is it a mythical place like Leitrim?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Oh Leitrim is real....

Q. Lets never go there again OK?

boneless

Yes... I too have nightmares...

Will I also block out Turf Lodge and Baltinglass?

Star Lord

Kojak wrote:

Q: Will the Sahara desert become the host of the 2010 WInter Olympics????????

The 2010 winter olympics are in Vancouver/Whistler (Where I lived for 10 months)

Who wants to repplace my lost snowboard?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. You do...

Q. Would you consider replacing it with an ironing board?

boneless

I do.


Can I replace it with a dead cat?

smash

maybe...

what colour?

Donegal Lass

green....i like green!!

how was your weekend lovey?

smash

good, party central...

you?

Donegal Lass

meh, quiet enough tbh!!

party central eh? what did that involve?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Im gonna guess some sort of a party...

Q. Are these questions getting easier?

smash

a lot of vodka and shots of strange coloured liquid and drunk people falling over.... and waking up with my dog sleeping on my head!

poor you all alone...?

Donegal Lass

ooh thats pretty!! yes yes me all lonesome!!

you all up for keeping me company next wknd???

smash

well it depends now...

what you got planned?

Donegal Lass

the plan is not to have a plan, roll with the punches babe....

intrigued?

smash

yes... yes I am!

so do you want my to come up to you and just be your slave for the day then... that's it isn't it?

Donegal Lass

the day????no no man, the weekend!!!

what ya think?

smash

ok as lond as you don't try to introduce that strap on!

wou wont will you?

Donegal Lass

you have to keep an open mind!!

you'll do that for me wont you??

smash

ah now... I'll put it on and you can have 2

you'll do that for me wont you??

Donegal Lass

hmm, i suppose its all about giving and taking...

but can you give and il take??:D

smash

not a problem...

so where are the jacks in here... I need to emmmm... powder my nose...

Donegal Lass

powder your nose indeed!!

what with??

Kojak

A: It should be pronounced "With What"

Q: Why do midgets attack with ninja death kicks????????

smash

because they're evil.....

if I midget looks through a spyhole to wee who's there, but it;'s another midget... would they see them?

Kojak

A: It's possible.

Q: Why can't an obese zebra teach english?????????????????

Hail 2 Da Chimp

A. Thats a trick question, The first midget would never reach the spyhole!

Q. What'd I win?

Kojak

A: A football in the groin.

Q: Would you like A football in the groin????????????????