One-Liner Jokes

brian_boru · 27-01-2006 01:55PM

The singers name from Gun's 'N Roses - Axl Rose - is also an anagram.

BaZmO* · 27-01-2006 01:55PM

brian_boru wrote:

The singers name from Gun's 'N Roses - Axl Rose - is also an anagram.

An anagram of what?

Hagar · 27-01-2006 01:56PM

of...

brown*eyed*girl · 27-01-2006 01:57PM

oral sex perhaps?

BaZmO* · 27-01-2006 02:02PM

:eek: OMG!!! Won't somebody please think of the children!!

brian_boru · 27-01-2006 02:06PM

yep!!!

brown*eyed*girl · 27-01-2006 02:33PM

BaZmO* wrote:

:eek: OMG!!! Won't somebody please think of the children!!

There are kids in here?!

I only guessed that - wow how clever of me :v:

brian_boru · 27-01-2006 02:52PM

brown*eyed*girl wrote:

I only guessed that - wow how clever of me :v:

shows u have a dirty mind lol :rolleyes:

brown*eyed*girl · 27-01-2006 02:58PM

brian_boru wrote:

shows u have a dirty mind lol :rolleyes:

Being Axl Rose I knew it'd have to be something a bit durty!

brian_boru · 27-01-2006 03:02PM

brown*eyed*girl wrote:

Being Axl Rose I knew it'd have to be something a bit durty!

Ya Ya Ya...:D

31-01-2006 09:37AM

anyone have any recent funny text messages or short enough jokes
i'm sick of the same old ones

Ishmael · 01-02-2006 02:29AM

how do you catch a gorilla?

hide in a tree and make sounds like a banana

BaZmO* · 01-02-2006 02:03PM

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought "He's trying to pull a fast one."

r3nu4l · 02-02-2006 11:01AM

One liner: I was thinking of procrastinating today but then I said, nah, I'll leave it untill tomorrow.

keevita · 08-02-2006 08:36AM

why did the scarecrow receive an award? he was outstanding in his field.

Milk Lover · 09-02-2006 02:01PM

Whats black and white and read all over?

A sunburnt pinguin.

The_Goddess · 11-02-2006 03:39PM

What's black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra!

Funny coz its true!

tosh_thedude · 14-02-2006 03:13PM

A Dyslexic man walks into a bra......

times2 · 15-02-2006 10:55AM

did ya hear bout the scarecrow who was awarded a nobel peace prize???he was outstanding in his field!!!

if anyone would like to hear more crude and sick ones let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!

BaZmO* · 15-02-2006 11:51AM

times2 wrote:

did ya hear bout the scarecrow who was awarded a nobel peace prize???he was outstanding in his field!!!

if anyone would like to hear more crude and sick ones let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you read the post just a couple before yours?

Bsnipes · 15-02-2006 09:31PM

Why couldnt spock go to the toilet???

Cos he saw the captains log!!!:D

zippo22 · 15-02-2006 10:50PM

How do you starve a Mexican?

Hide his food stamps under his workin' boots.

Wickla in Blaa · 16-02-2006 10:58AM

Why do Elephants have Big Ears?

Cos Noddy won't pay the ransom

Wickla in Blaa · 16-02-2006 11:03AM

Whats Winne the Poohs middle name?
The

Why do Giraffes have such long necks?
So they reach their heads

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange?
a pear because a banana can't ride a bike

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?
cos he was a fungii

Why'd he come home?
there wasn't mushroom

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
FSH (sorry it works better said, obviously)

dohouch · 18-02-2006 06:28PM

1% of men like women with thin thighs.
6% of men like women with fat thighs.

The rest like

something in the middle.

Capt'n Midnight · 18-02-2006 06:40PM

Why is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper ?
Because it circles Uranus looking for Klingons.

Why are giraffes so cheap to feed ?
Because even a little food goes a long way.

What can lie on it's back a hundred foot off the ground ?

A centipede

Ra1ph · 18-02-2006 08:40PM

HOW DO YOU COOK A MONKEY??

GORILLA....Ha!Ha!Ha!

davekdk · 19-02-2006 08:49PM

What do you call an Irishman who breaks up fights?

Liam Malone!!!

thepodger · 22-02-2006 03:02PM

Why do cowboys always have sh1t on their moustasches ?

Ever heard the song "Looking for Love in all the wrong places"

Hagar · 22-02-2006 07:19PM

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"

I didn't post the rest 'cause that was the funny bit.

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