Sarky, In my orifice please.

jezza · 26-09-2005 09:29PM

And that face is?!

OLDYELLAR · 26-09-2005 09:33PM

Joe Dolan!!!!!!!!!

jezza · 26-09-2005 09:46PM

OLDYELLAR wrote:

Joe Dolan!!!!!!!!!

Lol..

OLDYELLAR · 26-09-2005 09:48PM

K Im done now.
On a brighter note , mondays over

edibility · 26-09-2005 10:21PM

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

I am head over heels in love with Sarkys beard, and would like to marry it. After my intimate relationships with it during the weekend I think I may be having its babys, and feel it only proper to raise them with both a mother and a father. Sarky, you have no say in this matter, hand it over.

jezza · 26-09-2005 10:22PM

Thank Christ for that! My english teacher has a knob.

tSubh Dearg · 26-09-2005 11:35PM

O_o

I don't know how or why you know that Jess and I don't want to.

Gone West · 27-09-2005 12:02AM

is she a he or a she?

jezza · 27-09-2005 03:51PM

A he, but I meant on the door..The rest of the doors in the school have pushy down handles, his door is the only one with a knob.

Shabadu · 27-09-2005 03:55PM

Do you know what this orifice needs more of? Comical sound effects.

*adele* · 27-09-2005 03:57PM

FuzzyLogic wrote:

huh? Dont post your crap here. This is a serious thread for discussion of serious matters.
Made up words are not allowed.

Banned for a week.

*angry*it is not made up...it means...um.....FUZZYLOGIC IS TEH SUX0Rs

jezza · 27-09-2005 04:00PM

Shabadu wrote:

Do you know what this orifice needs more of? Comical sound effects.

Shush......sure to hear someone in the bathroom...always makes me laugh...They must think the toilets are sound proofed.

Shabadu · 27-09-2005 04:13PM

*tinkle*

jezza · 27-09-2005 04:23PM

*ppppppppppppplupppp!* /plugs nose..

Sarky · 27-09-2005 04:24PM

*Blaaaaaaaart*

jezza · 27-09-2005 04:30PM

Take me drunk Im home...*crack*

Gone West · 27-09-2005 11:30PM

bligglesfordshireismesque

tba · 28-09-2005 06:19AM

is that your hobbit name?

Gone West · 28-09-2005 10:40AM

no thats my normal name.
I *am* a hobbit.

/me scratches hairy feet whilst cooking large pot of mushrooms during a brief interlude in taking puffs from my pipe.

Talliesin · 28-09-2005 11:13AM

Bloody furries :rolleyes:

tba · 28-09-2005 12:34PM

ah furries

did you try the cream on them?

tSubh Dearg · 28-09-2005 12:38PM

Cream with Furries? An interesting idea that I must add to my recipie book.

Gone West · 28-09-2005 12:49PM

oi!
wE MUST APPLY THE CREAM OURSELVES!
YOU CANT JUST ASSUME HOBBITS LIKE CREAM.

Talliesin · 28-09-2005 01:15PM

Good idea hobbit. Keep shouting and we'll be less likely to trip over you.

Nevyn · 28-09-2005 03:29PM

/me sets about appling Chowmein's patented furry remover.

/takes one large tin of lighter fuild and applies liberally on Fuzzy until tin is empty.
/lights matches and flicks them at the fuel soaked Fuzzy furry until he is consumed by the flames of purifaction.

Gone West · 28-09-2005 04:36PM

/me join eunuch alliance in that case.

tSubh Dearg · 29-09-2005 10:26AM

/me decides Sarky's beard is looking a bit scruffy so whips out her offical Comb to try and tidy up the luxurious hair.

Sarky · 29-09-2005 05:11PM

Could you sculpt it into the shape of a dolphin, while you're at it?

jezza · 29-09-2005 05:15PM

lmao

Sarky · 29-09-2005 05:24PM

Animated sig.

Bugger off.

It is time for spankings, with large pointy rocks.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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