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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I love it !

    Ah joes cool but hes no Marty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im scarred! im sad..i stayed in so i could play with photoshoppage, and im still in my "out clothes"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    here.
    have a cookie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I <3 Orifii

    My brain is borked; I blame Regi and his 'One more pint' temptations.

    When spod was escorting me into the bedroom to throw me into bed, I snotted myself after stepping on the chiddlers football.

    Drink carefully, kiddies. Beware children's toys while inebriated.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    shabs has the softest lips.....hey there sexy lady ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    we were so HAWT with the lesbian action.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Shame on you Shabadu...Drinking last night! Absolutely disgraceful!! :mad: I was in last night, oh so sober..:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I was in last night watching South Park with a friend. Can it get any worse? YES! WE sat in complaining about men. All night. Shoot me before that happens again. I don't like that game..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I like that one, L is for Lads, L is for Losers...coincidence? I think not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Like YORE MA!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    oh noes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Jesus Christ Matt you are so ****ing childish.. Just because your "well in yore ma" does not mena that we all need to hear about it. Thins is whats wrong with the people these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    well Fp hasn't been in his orifice in a while


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    i heard jesus put a hit out on him, for "diddling" mary magdelan..
    its just a rumour.. but you know jesus is a mean mofo ¬_¬


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Joe Dolan is retiring!! He is "supposed" to have cancer!
    One less whinger to listen to sqeeling on the radio!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Wind-up Dancing Nuns!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    oi! STFU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    jezza wrote:
    Joe Dolan is retiring!! He is "supposed" to have cancer!
    One less whinger to listen to sqeeling on the radio!
    aye whist!!
    Joe rocks!
    Id throw me undies at him anyday an he`d like it.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,468 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Why would anyone want to relate false situations to frighten unmarried religous females who are entertaining themselves ? :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    they lost their pants? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    They turned up on the lampshade! It was like a Steve Martin movie...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    You go have dinner and suddenly nothing makes sense anymore


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    Bliffle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    huh? Dont post your crap here. This is a serious thread for discussion of serious matters.
    Made up words are not allowed.

    Banned for a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    snorgle


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    bloffertopus


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I am the real joe dolans lover.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Nah Laura my auntie is, she had this white tie that he threw her at one of his (freak)shows and my cousin wanted to tie dye it. She is obsessed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I could take her! BRING IT BIATCH!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Lol, what colour is his hair these days? Last thime I saw it looked maroon


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