Sarky, In my orifice please.

Nevyn · 30-09-2005 04:11PM

Nope, I am not an admin I can't change names.

Sarky · 30-09-2005 05:06PM

Still, that only spells Ladydeaht backwards.

Someone screwed up.

/me thrusts dolphin-ey chin towards Shabadu in a provocative manner

jezza · 30-09-2005 05:09PM

How long is your beard?

funky penguin · 30-09-2005 05:27PM

First you must ask yourself, how long do want it to be?

jezza · 30-09-2005 05:33PM

I hate beards, they are ugly and remind me of the "The Twits" book.

Sarky · 30-09-2005 05:36PM

Quiet, you, I'll write another damn verse if I have to.

Shabadu · 30-09-2005 05:43PM

/me is somehow drawn to sarky's beard-dolphin

MUST.CALL.OFF.WEDDING.

jezza · 30-09-2005 05:49PM

You aint married yet??
Sarky..go ahead I dare ya!

Sarky · 30-09-2005 05:52PM

As well as being noisy, her I.Q. is sub-par,
I hope that one day maybe she'll get run down by a car.
She cannot take a hint, our efforts seem to pass right by,
Jezza's woeful bloody utterings will soon just make me cry.

jezza · 30-09-2005 06:02PM

Gwan a song should last 3 mins!

Sarky · 30-09-2005 06:10PM

You're forgetting the kazoo solo. It's really more of an epic saga.

jezza · 30-09-2005 06:17PM

You just cant do it....

Sarky · 30-09-2005 06:23PM

What, make a song last three minutes? Were you even paying attention?

I'm so dreadfully sorry that I refuse to mutilate my artistic work to the stupid "pop" standards just so little sponge-brained twatmonkeys can absorb it more easily, and forget it even more easily.

Alas, I'll never be able to match the standards of, say, Emin3m. How it pains me to say that with such conviction...

jezza · 30-09-2005 06:27PM

I dont like pop..and you WILL NEVER be the man that EMINEM is...sexyyyyy

Nevyn · 30-09-2005 06:27PM

Yes well Htaedydal is harder to pronounce. :P
and I have been Thaed and Thaedydal for a long time nearly a decade.

Sarky · 30-09-2005 06:30PM

jezza wrote:

I dont like pop..and you WILL NEVER be the man that EMINEM is...sexyyyyy

Seriously, this is the funniest thing you have ever posted. There are so many things I could retort with it would take another page. Now make with the silly, or sod off.

AND NOW BACK TO EARTHWORM JIM!

jezza · 30-09-2005 06:33PM

Its rosie and jim...why do you fight wiyth me? an d what was wrong with my post?

Shabadu · 30-09-2005 06:38PM

jezza wrote:

I dont like pop..and you WILL NEVER be the man that EMINEM is...sexyyyyy

jezza, I don't think i've ever loved you more.

I just had one of those brilliant 'diet-pepsi-exploding-through-nose' moments.

Sarky, stop being mean. Without jezza, who would say all this brilliant crazy stuff?

jezza · 30-09-2005 06:41PM

Awh I wuv you 2...but what is wrong with it?

Matthewthebig · 30-09-2005 08:15PM

YORE MA as far as i know

Shabadu · 30-09-2005 08:17PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

YORE MA as far as i know

you MoJu, but that didnae work for me

Gone West · 30-09-2005 08:30PM

shabs your .sig changes so much

BEAT · 30-09-2005 08:34PM

quick!
someone nab that picture of eminem from Jezza's sig and post it up next to the picture of Ropedrink in know your nerds here so we can compare...

I think the comparrsion in uncanny!

Sarky · 30-09-2005 10:01PM

Poor Ropeh... :-(

*adele* · 30-09-2005 10:17PM

oooooh chinese ,mmmmmmm

Sarky · 30-09-2005 10:19PM

OMG, you're eating a Chinese person?

*adele* · 30-09-2005 10:20PM

yep...theyre so damn tiny

Sarky · 30-09-2005 10:22PM

But they're cute, and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please!

*adele* · 30-09-2005 10:24PM

hehehe yeeesss....but im hungry..my mam is away...im living off nutrigrain bars

Sarky · 30-09-2005 10:27PM

So Nutrigrain bars are made of Chinese people.

That's what you said, don't try to deny it!

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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