Sarky, In my orifice please.

OLDYELLAR

Just got served by the Sarky look alike again in Gino`s , probably thinx I fancy him the way I just stare and smile

Sarky

It's your best shot at hot beard sexx0rs, tbh...

jezza

Hey you bugger off your self and leave my sig alone!
Spankings!?!?!?! ? Can I play??

OLDYELLAR

He dosent have a beard , hes the beardless sarky.

Sarky

OLDYELLAR wrote:

He dosent have a beard , hes the beardless sarky.

Blasphemy!

jezza

Jesus! We have one...ain't that enough for any country?

OLDYELLAR

He does make rather good pizza though.

Sarky

All Sarkys are talented in the kitchen.

OLDYELLAR

Ill try get a photo of him eh ? we can compare and contrast

jezza

:nocomment:

Nevyn

jezza

Cloud wrote:

* For text signatures: 4 lines normal size OR 8 lines small size, and up to 90 chars per line. Font sizes above 2 are not allowed. Do not use the [.quote] [./quote] tags.
* For images in signatures: 1 image up to 300 pixels wide, 125 pixels tall and 20k in size. No animated images are allowed.

Please make sure that your signature DOES NOT contain profanity, bigotry, racism, or any other content that might be considered offensive by others.

With the servers under additonal strain atm ( which is why the searching options are switched off) we all need to esp observe the sig rules
which are there to help boards.ie run smoothly and not over load the servers.

Sarky

Also, it's rubbish.

Now, back to flying-monkey-knife-fight-Thursday-night LIVE!

Talliesin

Sarky wrote:

Animated sig.

Bugger off.

It is time for spankings, with large pointy rocks.

I only have large blunt rocks and small pointy rocks, so I fixed her signature instead.

Sarky

Have you got any bricks?

Talliesin

We could borrow Amz's

Nevyn

Blind monkey knife fights ?

Sarky

Blind FLYING monkey knife fights.

Gouge, my pretties, GOUGE!!!

Shabadu

Sarky wrote:

Also, it's rubbish.

Now, back to flying-monkey-knife-fight-Thursday-night LIVE!

Now with bum-flaps!

Sarky

You mean flaps?

Or did I just cross a line there?

Shabadu

You monkey flaps? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF VANILLA!

Sarky

No, I call myself VANILLA ICE!!!

/me busts a move on teh orifice dancefloor

Shabadu

Oh yeah.

Wierd Al wrote:

[Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice Rice Baby]

Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in his oriental venue
Hungry, for a little chop suey
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong Phooey

[You know what you want?]

Yo, can’t decide
Column A, Column B,
I like fried

Barbecued spare is my fingers I’m lickin’
Waitin for the main course, Kung Pow Chicken
SPICY, I mean hot like a stir fry
If you can’t take it order Moo goo guy
PAN, means chicken and mushrooms
While your on the soup the food is here too soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
They say vegetable but that means, Snow Pea!
If I get dessert yo I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

[Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice Rice Baby]

Your eatin sweet and sour!
But you’ll be hungry in less than an hour.
Use chopsticks it don’t, it don’t, matta
Fingers were made for a pu pu platter
Egg rollin’ with egg foo young
My dinner is cookin like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby, Chow Mein nearby
EGGDROP!
No I’m a wonton soup guy
SOY SAUCE!
Hot mustard smokin my plate is clean
And my fortune cookie’s broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian Beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Take out, left over LOW MEIN!
If I eat any more I’ll have a weight gain
If I get dessert yo I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it

[Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice Rice Baby]
[Rice]

Yo man let’s get outta here
Tip to the waitress

[Rice Rice Baby to goooo, to goooo]
[Rice Rice Baby to goooo, to goooo]

Nevyn

damn you Shadadu you made me hungry

jezza

Gimme back my writing then at least!

Shabadu

Thaed wrote:

damn you Shadadu you made me hungry

Go; order chinese; FLY MY PRETTIES!

Gone West

I are theh fun!

Matthewthebig

/me walks though

tSubh Dearg

Sarky, I've finished styling your beard. That dolphin shape will be drawing the ladies to you

Gimme back my son! :mad:

Gone West

thaed changed her name