Sarky, In my orifice please.

*adele* · 30-09-2005 10:28PM

yes *shame*

Sarky · 30-09-2005 10:29PM

No wonder I'm never satisfied with just one...

*adele* · 30-09-2005 10:31PM

i kno
1st its one..then two..then suddenly china isnt over populated anymore!!!

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 06:45AM

The Orifice is kind of nice in the pale light of dawn.

How's that beard dolphin working out for you Sarky? Anyone else need a one on one session with the Comber of Luxuriant hair? I don't just sculpt dolphins you know!

Shabadu · 01-10-2005 07:46AM

I've got a bit of a tangle in the ends of mine?

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 08:04AM

jezza wrote:

I dont like pop..and you WILL NEVER be the man that EMINEM is...sexyyyyy

What! How could you even begin to compare Sarky's beared glory to that manchild?

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 09:58AM

Shabadu wrote:

I've got a bit of a tangle in the ends of mine?

/me Carefully and gently removes the tangles from all of Shab's hair.

Gone West · 01-10-2005 11:36AM

My hair doesnt comb very well.
I prefer it messy anyways.
/me walks outside in the wind so that hair blows away messily.

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 01:05PM

Combs stick in my hair

Shabadu · 01-10-2005 01:23PM

Go bald again. Or are you groing it for winter?

Shabadu · 01-10-2005 01:32PM

Shabadu wrote:

Go bald again. Or are you groing it for winter?

What a place to forget a w!

Gone West · 01-10-2005 01:42PM

forget.
yes.
let me introduce you to my friend.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 02:00PM

I'm inclined to go with Fuzzy on this one, especially considereing all the crotch gazing shabs does.

Shabadu · 01-10-2005 02:22PM

You forgot an r in that gazing there, tSubh.

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 03:10PM

No, she wouldn't forget about that I'm sure.

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 03:15PM

I left out the r? But that would make the word..... Ooohh! Yes, you're quite right I did leave out the r.

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 03:22PM

/me thinks happy thoughts.

Nevyn · 01-10-2005 03:47PM

to graze : To scrape or scratch slightly; abrade.

That explains a lot.

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 03:52PM

/me thinks slightly different happy thoughts.

jezza · 01-10-2005 03:56PM

Jesus! Not in here...Get out will ya!

Nevyn · 01-10-2005 04:02PM

oh come on this not like he is drooling over a cheese greater
or a garlic press as a sex aid.

jezza · 01-10-2005 04:11PM

Lol that would be worth seeing and also!! I thought ye were the same person..
Whos who?

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 04:13PM

jezza wrote:

Jesus! Not in here...Get out will ya!

Huh? I thought I was in the orifice thread.

jezza · 01-10-2005 04:14PM

Ok stop would you....Damn yere names are tooo alike

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 04:17PM

Yes. They both begin with T. It's confusing until you learn to read past the first letter.

jezza · 01-10-2005 04:20PM

No..I cant prenounce either of them.. Ye are both mods and ye both have weird avatars...and ye have nearly the same amount of posts..

tSubh Dearg · 01-10-2005 04:21PM

It's really quite easy Jessie.

Talliesin is a the sexually deviant smod who likes to ban people for kicks. (Just ask anyone in Prison)
Thead is a lady who should strike fear into your heart if you have any sense.

Or something like that....

I think I'm going to get into trouble for this

Nevyn · 01-10-2005 04:21PM

well ofices woudl imply insertion and those two kitchen inplements would not work. Myabe a mellon baller ? or a zester then.

How to tell is apart that really is easy.
He is the 'nice' one.

Having a pleasant or attractive appearance
Exhibiting courtesy and politeness:
Of good character and reputation;
Overdelicate or fastidious; fussy
Showing or requiring great precision or sensitive discernment;
Wanton; profligate

Talliesin · 01-10-2005 04:25PM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

I think I'm going to get into trouble for this

We'll discuss it later.

jezza · 01-10-2005 04:26PM

So the chick is fussy..
And the bloke is the prison person?

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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