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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #2972
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    check teh sex:
    http://www.joedolan.com/index2.htm


  • #2973
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh christ! I nearly clicked that link


  • #2974
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    ah its safe. Your auntie will be so proud!


  • #2975
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    http://www.joedolan.com/images/jjjjj_01.gif

    here come the men in black :D


  • #2976
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Laura, you should come out with us some weekend, Then youd hear "proper" music!


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  • #2977
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    proper music ?
    ya mean system >?

    or WHAM? :D


  • #2978
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    "wake me up! before you go go"


  • #2979
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Ou est sancoo?
    mon lapin est tres craze!
    tu aime la grande lapin?
    mon piscine est morte.. .
    il aide mon chat avec le escape..
    ....Hmmm j'aime les filmes francais..


  • #2980
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    "wake me up! before you go go"
    ''club tropicana drinks are freeeeee''


  • #2981
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    I am the real joe dolans lover.
    My mum always said she thought Joe Dolan was gay, because he was the showband star she never got her hands on.

    (This is actually true).


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  • #2982
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Talliesin wrote:
    My mum always said she thought Joe Dolan was gay, because he was the showband star she never got her hands on.

    (This is actually true).
    BLASPHEMY!


  • #2983
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    ok oldyeallar.
    Its time for you to start AA
    AgeingSingersFans Anonymous.
    ....

    "I was throwing 4 knickers a day at joe during the height of my addiction..."


  • #2984
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    well what you need to do Fuzzy is turn up at the beers with some heavily soiled underwear(Listen to joe baby hell yea let the love flow :D )

    yea turn up at the beers and practice throwing them at boards users .

    btw this may not help but it will be fun.


  • #2985
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Rofl!! Lmao!! Haha!
    :D:D:D:D


  • #2986
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    *makes a mental note to stay out of Oldyellar's and Fuzzy's way at the beers and keep a wary eye out for flying underwear*


  • #2987
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I think tsubhs afraid to face her problem!
    Dont be shy now , I didnt care about anything but ,my next fix of ''your such a good lookin woman'' when I was at my most low.

    Oh god im freaking out here , getting the shakes an everything.
    *me wipes sweat from forehead in undies*


  • #2988
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I said it before and Il say it again, God help poor Deco...Laura yer mad! :p


  • #2989
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    jezza wrote:
    I said it before and Il say it again, God help poor Deco...Laura yer mad! :p
    :D


  • #2990
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    "I once got him(joe dolan) to look at me, it was during one of his shows and he was singing 'westmeath batchelor' and Iwas yelling but he didnt look at me and I yelled more and he didnt look at me so I threw my left shoe at him and it was a stilletto and it hit him in the eye and he fell on the ground holding his face and then the security guys came over to him and asked him who done it and he pointed and looked at me!!"

    It was the happiest moment of my life.


  • #2991
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    well he sniffed the undies I threw at him.
    I believe it inspired that beautiful song ''Crazy Woman ''


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  • #2992
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're not crazy. You just think you are.

    The Space Pope now, HE'S crazy...


  • #2993
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    THIS GUY>?

    [IMG][/img]http://re2.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/187320743


  • #2994
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
    Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!


  • #2995
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Damn it feels good to be a gangsta'


  • #2996
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    I found it!!!
    Joe loves me baby


    Lady Laura
    Lady Laura

    I took you home with me one night
    When loneliness was all your life
    I gave you a gold and silver crown
    Nevertheless you let me down
    I trusted you as my best friend
    And thought our love would never end
    Oh Lady Laura
    What have you done to me

    You've taken the sunshine
    And changed it to rain
    Then opened my heart
    And filled it with pain

    La, la, la...
    Lady Laura
    Lady Laura

    I took you home to meet my mama
    Before the spring left for the summer
    I wanted you to be my wife
    And share with me your lonely life
    I trusted you as my best friend
    And thought our love would never end
    Oh Lady Laura
    What have you done to me

    You've taken the sunshine
    And changed it to rain
    Then opened my heart
    And filled it with pain

    You've taken the sunshine
    And changed it to rain
    Then opened my heart
    And filled it with pain

    You've taken the sunshine
    And changed it to rain
    Then opened my heart
    And filled it with pain

    You've taken the sunshine
    And changed it to rain
    Then opened my heart
    And filled it with pain


  • #2997
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Lady Laura?

    Ok.


  • #2998
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    aparently :confused:


  • #2999
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Laura I like ya, but mention That Gay bollix again, I'd havta kill ya...


  • #3000
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    \o/


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  • #3001
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    indeed


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