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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #2882
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    were only like about.. 20 posts from seventh place now.


  • #2883
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    You say that so sexily tba. This scenario is getting better every minute.


  • #2884
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Talliesin wrote:
    You say that so sexily tba. This scenario is getting better every minute.
    Later on Im getting someone over to "defrag" my harddrive


  • #2885
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me watches tba closely and takes notes to help her stalk him on Sunday


  • #2886
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me releases trained Monkey nurses into the ward to tend to the patients as we frolic around with matron. (talliesin)


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  • #2887
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    /me does a mental calculation on the amount of interest shown by various parties in his scenario. Forgets about Matt for the time being and hands the candystriper and nurses uniforms to tSubh and Shabs respectively.


  • #2888
    edibility
    Closed Accounts Posts: 602 ✭✭✭edibility


    Can I be a monkey?


  • #2889
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me flings poop at Edibility


  • #2890
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    edibility wrote:
    Can I be a monkey?
    You can be the patient the candystriper is caught being impolite to, that triggers the whole thing.


  • #2891
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'll be the guy who watches from the medical supply closet. With a camcorder.


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  • #2892
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    LOL. I was just about to say "Sarky can be the cameraman".


  • #2893
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    [ joke about mounting on tripods to go here ]


  • #2894
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ha! theres where yer science subject gotcha now!


  • #2895
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Damn straight. You're just jealous.


  • #2896
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I am not!! Haha! Im way better at art... Science is for losers! :cool:


  • #2897
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You wouldn't be saying that if you'd actually met Shabby, Talliesin, tSubhy, et al.

    Any hotter and, well, they'd be really, really, REALLY hot.


  • #2898
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Well Im filthy...anymore filthy gorgeous! MAn that song does me nut in!
    Nah Art is the new science!
    I can do art and i havent ever gotten kicked out. Ever. Beat that narky!


  • #2899
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I talk to God on a regular basis.

    /wins


  • #2900
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Well....
    God talks to me.. So bleh.


  • #2901
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    i heard God talks to Jezza's Ma!


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  • #2902
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Fcuk Jooo


  • #2903
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    so as the worlds tallest doctor

    i have the world's largest needle

    oo er matron


  • #2904
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Yeah yeah matt, its like a needle alright! Pointy and Thin!! :p


  • #2905
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    em

    em

    em

    sh!te

    i mean

    how would you know


  • #2906
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    jezza wrote:
    Yeah yeah matt, its like a needle alright! Pointy and Thin!! :p
    LOL :D


  • #2907
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh my god how could you forget?!?! Most memorable night of my life! ;p


  • #2908
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Matt...you went to the last boards beers? But your my age?!?! I thoughts you were older! Thats it! WE are OVA ;p


  • #2909
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    *sexy pose for camera*


  • #2910
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me zooms in


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  • #2911
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    does this mean we can't get that nekid penguin guy to clean the orifice?


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