Sarky, In my orifice please.

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 12:54PM

Maybe I should take Matt on as my toyboy? Though I have the feeling I'd have to share him around a bit

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 01:10PM

He's too young for me. It wouldn't be respectable. People would talk.

Really, considering ages the thing to do is for Matthew and I to share you. Then everything would be perfectly respectable.

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 01:45PM

Well it probably would take the two of you to handle me anyway

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 02:23PM

Oh, think I couldn't handle you?

That sounds almost like a challenge.

Raphael · 21-09-2005 03:42PM

Matthewthebig wrote:

can i come?

if you are 17 or older i will help you enjoy your birthday

as i am the worlds tallest doctor and then according to certain people should be matched in all areas

That wasn't a problem in cavan Mr. MoJu...

*strokes beard contemplatively*

(Sarkys beard that is)

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 04:12PM

Talliesin wrote:

Oh, think I couldn't handle you?

That sounds almost like a challenge.

Well maybe it is!

jezza · 21-09-2005 04:12PM

Haha....Matt ya aint me type!

Shabadu · 21-09-2005 04:19PM

tSubh, I thought we agreed that I got Matt in the LUBNiP seXX0r division treaty of '05?

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 04:28PM

Yes, Shabadu gets Matt, Jammie gets Sarky and I get a worn porno vid and not even a bloody VCR.

Yes, that was an equitable treaty that pleased everyone.

:mad:

jezza · 21-09-2005 04:29PM

Or theres competition eh?? So matt! How you doin'!?!

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 04:46PM

Shabadu wrote:

tSubh, I thought we agreed that I got Matt in the LUBNiP seXX0r division treaty of '05?

Sorry but you weren't here and his young steely flesh was just so tempting!

Shabadu · 21-09-2005 04:51PM

it be MINE!

jezza · 21-09-2005 04:58PM

Hey now! Hes more my age, so that makes him mine!

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 05:00PM

Fine I'll give up Matt and just molest Sarky and Talliesin instead!

jezza · 21-09-2005 05:05PM

I want Sarky too...

Nevyn · 21-09-2005 05:44PM

/selects another tissue sample form what was collected under her nails
and sets about starting another Homuclous with added mind control.

Talli what are you on about age gaps and respectiblity ?

jezza · 21-09-2005 05:52PM

Pfffft

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 06:49PM

Thaed wrote:

Talli what are you on about age gaps and respectiblity ?

Sssh. It's all part of my cunning-plan to talk tSubh and Matt into a threesome.

Shabadu · 21-09-2005 06:55PM

Tallie, stay aweh from my bitches. I means it!

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 07:02PM

What about if I send them back still in the outfits I've got for them?

Nevyn · 21-09-2005 08:09PM

Get me some good tissue samples of them and we can talk Talli,

how about we do a mix and match,
Matt's head
tSubh's cleavage
Matt's thighs
tSubh's hair

Let me know what you think.

Talliesin · 21-09-2005 08:12PM

But then we won't have tSubh's thighs or Matt's cleavage.

Matthewthebig · 21-09-2005 09:59PM

ah my creepy cleavage

if only i was a chcik

tSubh Dearg · 21-09-2005 10:04PM

Tbh my thighs are a bit crap, use matt's thighs and my ass and I think you might be on to a winner

Edit: What kind of outfit exactly Tallie?

Sarky · 21-09-2005 11:42PM

Talliesin wrote:

Yes, Shabadu gets Matt, Jammie gets Sarky and I get a worn porno vid and not even a bloody VCR.

Yes, that was an equitable treaty that pleased everyone.

:mad:

Shabs, if he starts talking about Liebensraum, ban him.

Talliesin · 22-09-2005 09:13AM

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Tbh my thighs are a bit crap

Ah no, that's silly talk.

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Edit: What kind of outfit exactly Tallie?

One's a nurse's uniform, the other a candystriper's. I haven't decided who gets which yet.

tSubh Dearg · 22-09-2005 10:44AM

well that does sound interesting.....

Talliesin · 22-09-2005 10:47AM

I've a scenario in mind involving a naughty candystriper, a stern nurse, and a sterner doctor.

tSubh Dearg · 22-09-2005 10:56AM

That sounds like a fun scenario

Talliesin · 22-09-2005 11:11AM

Who does that nurse think she is taking this disciplinary matter into her own hands?

Now I must punish both of them!

Yep, it does sound like a fun scenario indeed.

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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