Sarky, In my orifice please.

Talliesin

tba wrote:

bed bound patients

And really, it's the hospitals fault. If they'd just unbind me I could do it myself.

tSubh Dearg

/me gives Talliesin a full physical while she's at it.

Talliesin

/me tries his best to be fully physical.

Raphael

sanncoo wrote:

*Looks at patient with eyebrow raised

*ponders situation

this patient needs an enema

Oh that's your answer to EVERYTHING

tSubh Dearg

Talliesin wrote:

And really, it's the hospitals fault. If they'd just unbind me I could do it myself.

I think we'll leave you bound up. You'd cause too much trouble let loose amoungst the other patients.

OLDYELLAR

yay the jamminess

Talliesin

That's the hospital's fault too. Gowns that are nearly wide-open at the back. What did you expect me to do?

tSubh Dearg

Lie back in your bed and think of the country/deity(ies) of your choice. You might get away with harrassing the nurses but not the other patients, they need their rest.

Talliesin

tSubh Dearg wrote:

Lie back in your bed and think of the country/deity(ies) of your choice.

Έφριξ' Έρωτι, περιχαρής δ' ανεπτάμαν. Ιώ ιώ Παν Παν, ω Παν Παν Αλίπλαγκτε, Κυλλανίας χιονοκτύπου πετραίας από δειράδος φάνηθ', ω Θεών χοροποί' Άναξ,...

Σοκλέους Αίας.

Thrill with lissome lust of the light,
O man! My man!
Come careering out of the night
Of Pan! Io Pan!
Io Pan! Io Pan! Come over the sea
From Sicily and from Arcady!
Roaming as Bacchus, with fauns and pards
And nymphs and satyrs for thy guards,
On a milk-white ass, come over the sea
To me, to me,
Come with Apollo in bridal dress
(Shepherdess and pythoness)
Come with Artemis, silken shod,
And wash thy white thigh, beautiful God,
In the moon of the woods, on the marble mount,
The dimpled dawn of the amber fount!
Dip the purple of passionate prayer
In the crimson shrine, the scarlet snare,
The soul that startles in eyes of blue
To watch thy wantonness weeping through
The tangled grove, the gnarled bole
Of the living tree that is spirit and soul
And body and brain --- come over the sea,
(Io Pan! Io Pan!)
Devil or god, to me, to me,
My man! my man!
Come with trumpets sounding shrill
Over the hill!
Come with drums low muttering
From the spring!
Come with flute and come with pipe!
Am I not ripe?
I, who wait and writhe and wrestle
With air that hath no boughs to nestle
My body, weary of empty clasp,
Strong as a lion and sharp as an asp ---
Come, O come!
I am numb
With the lonely lust of devildom.
Thrust the sword through the galling fetter,
All-devourer, all-begetter;
Give me the sign of the Open Eye,
And the token erect of thorny thigh,
And the word of madness and mystery,
O Pan! Io Pan!
Io Pan! Io Pan Pan! Pan Pan! Pan,
I am a man:
Do as thou wilt, as a great god can,
O Pan! Io Pan!
Io Pan! Io Pan Pan! I am awake
in the grip of the snake.
The eagle slashes with beak and claw;
The gods withdraw:
The great beasts come, Io Pan! I am borne
To death on the horn
Of the Unicorn.
I am Pan! Io Pan! Io Pan Pan! Pan!
I am thy mate, I am thy man,
Goat of thy flock, I am gold, I am god,
Flesh to thy bone, flower to thy rod.
With hoofs of steel I race on the rocks
Through solstice stubborn to equinox.
And I rave; and I rape and I rip and I rend
Everlasting, world without end,
Mannikin, maiden, Maenad, man,
In the might of Pan.
Io Pan! Io Pan Pan! Pan! Io Pan!

amp

I dunno, tis all Greek to me.

tba

well its all normal here!

/me dusts off hands

Im going back to my mahogony row office to seduce the new secretary.

Shabadu

/me goes crashing through corridors on stretcher




WWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



My toes are still borked

tba

bork'ed vt.
the insertion of body parts into wine bottles. bork'afied adj my toes are completely borkafied cause I refuse to remove them from this bottle of 120 savigon blanc.

My secretary appears to have been crushed by Shabadus rampaging hospital trolley.

Shabadu

I was jealous


tba in a sexeh way

Talliesin

tba wrote:

My secretary appears to have been crushed by Shabadus rampaging hospital trolley.

Nooooooo!!!!

And I'd just bought her a DVD I thought she might find interesting.

From the title it seemed she'd be able to tell me how true-to-life it was.

Sarky

Senior administrative nurse pr0n?

Matthewthebig

world's tallest doctor here

anything need doing?

Sarky

I could use some healing.

Sexual healing.

Talliesin

Sarky wrote:

Sexual healing.

Ewww.

None of that smutty talk here. What do you think this is? This is a respectable hospital.

tba

Shabadu wrote:

I was jealous


tba in a sexeh way

Shabadu I have an opening here would you like to fill it?

Sarky

Talliesin wrote:

Ewww.

None of that smutty talk here. What do you think this is? This is a respectable hospital.

No, seriously, Thaed cut it off. Er, again.

Shabadu

Matthewthebig wrote:

world's tallest doctor here

anything need doing?

well now you mention it...


/me flutters eyelashes and fetches the ice-cubes

Shabadu

tba wrote:

Shabadu I have an opening here would you like to fill it?

Step behind this convenient curtain and get up on all fours on the stretcher please, teebs.

Shabadu

This page is like a cross between the LUBNiP beers and irc.

Sarky

I'll take your word on the IRC-ness.

But I haven't been groped so far on this page at all, so I don't think it's all that simular* to the beers...


*Look! A Freudian slip!

jezza

I got 99% booya to me!!!! Woooooooooooo00000oooooooo0000000t!! Tell me Im good?

Sarky

What the sweet Hell are you blabbering on about now?

And no, don't answer me, I really don't care what your answer might be.

Talliesin

Shabadu wrote:

This page is like a cross between the LUBNiP beers and irc.

Meanwhile some people have subscribed primarily to get access to the S&S forum.

COL!

jezza

Sarky wrote:

What the sweet Hell are you blabbering on about now?

And no, don't answer me, I really don't care what your answer might be.

I hate you Sarky..
I was so happy.
My english test

Sarky

Perhaps you saved all your punctuation from posts here to use in the exam?