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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #2762
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me viziers thread into Hospital ER just in case it goes into a myocardial infarction.

    Assume your roles!

    /dons white coat, stethoscope and a superior air.


  • #2763
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    coughfreakcough


  • #2764
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, shut up, you dull get of a child.

    I've been watching more Zim.

    "Your head smells like a puppy!" ^_^


  • #2765
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    jezza wrote:
    coughfreakcough
    STAND BACK! SHE MAY BE INFECTIOUS!

    /me hurls needles full of stuff at jezza


  • #2766
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sweet jesus. Shes fcuking mad aswell....
    Will you be my mammy?


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  • #2767
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I'll be YORE MA


  • #2768
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Heh, I don't think I'll ever get tired of that.

    Jezza's MA, that is.


  • #2769
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    all night long

    /me takes role of world's tallest doctor


  • #2770
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    tekkit jezza's ma!

    <o> /me thrusts

    uhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh


  • #2771
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oi. I meant will you adopt me for the night so I can get into the next boards beers??


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  • #2772
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    all night long

    /me takes role of world's tallest doctor
    Excellent! We are already cross referencing medical shows.


  • #2773
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    What are we at? Who's this patient! Nurse, I need her chart! STAT!


  • #2774
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    *pouts*


  • #2775
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    *Looks at patient with eyebrow raised

    *ponders situation

    this patient needs an enema


  • #2776
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    STOP just lemmme alone. Im here just looking for some one!


  • #2777
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Oh my GOD! She's suffering SPLODEYHEADITIS!


  • #2778
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    lol...no...lie down.


  • #2779
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me sneaks up behind jezza and injects her in a spy type way with a needle filled with a certain cloudy substance and then runs away


  • #2780
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me undulates in wearing sexy nurse's uniform

    Did somebody call for a nurse?


  • #2781
    kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD Capeesh?


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  • #2782
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    tSubh Dearg wrote:
    Did somebody call for a nurse?
    Yes, I haven't had a bath in ages, and I can't move from the bed, due to my condition.


  • #2783
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    One sponge bath coming right up!


  • #2784
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    /Draws a curtain arround the Nurse and her paitent.

    Don't for get your spoon.


  • #2785
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    Our orifice is a very very nice orifice,
    with two cats in the yard,
    life used to be so hard...

    *musical interlude*

    such a cosy orifice,
    such a cosy orifice,
    the windows are illuminating...
    fire gems for you :)


  • #2786
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Mmmm. This is the way to get clean.


  • #2787
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    No no, don't be shy about that bit, I don't mind at all.


  • #2788
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    don't be afraid. you just have to close your eyes

    (i'm not evil)


  • #2789
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Chad ghostal wrote:
    you just have to close your eyes
    :(

    Ego crushed... self-esteem fading...


  • #2790
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me appears

    Hello I am the chief of staff, tba.

    I hope no sexy nurses are molesting bed bound patients in here. Well it least not with the sponge that my wife gave me for our silver wedding anniversary.


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  • #2791
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    *psst. Don't worry, I'll cover for you*

    No, this is my own sponge that I brought in myself. You can't trust hospital sponges, full of germs.


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