Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matthewthebig · 10-09-2005 10:05AM

She does it for free baby!

Le Rack · 10-09-2005 10:38AM

here's johnny! or not just rack....

Oh by the way Moju since he told you bout my boobs I'm let tell people bout his manliness, its 8inches people oh yes 8inches!

Matthewthebig · 10-09-2005 10:39AM

Brilliant

Le Rack · 10-09-2005 10:41AM

I hear sarcasm!
Just cuz you haven't *CAn't think of anything witty enough to say....

Sarky · 10-09-2005 10:44AM

It's because he has a really small penis. It is, however, made from one of the rarest metals on the planet.

Anyway, everyone knows length is irrelevant. It's how much money you earn is the real aphrodisiac.

As such, MoJu's penis is worth a fortune in the semiconductor industry.

Le Rack · 10-09-2005 10:49AM

yeah but *mates* is worth a fortune, in the Pleasure industry, hold on, your a nerdly rocker type.... Sarky...

Rozabeez · 10-09-2005 11:03AM

Do rockstars tend to be white and rappers tend to be black? or am I imagining things? Discuss.

Le Rack · 10-09-2005 11:05AM

no.

Sark....

Sarky · 10-09-2005 11:08AM

I'm no rockstar.

Unless I'm really drunk, then I can give Rob Halford and Brian Johnson a run for their money.

but I mean really, really drunk...

Rozabeez · 10-09-2005 11:22AM

I never called YOU a rockstar...I was just wondering, don't you remember the crap you came up with when you were young and had too much time to think?

Sarky · 10-09-2005 11:23AM

I was never young...

Rozabeez · 10-09-2005 11:31AM

So then how the hell did you earn those wrinkles? *sniggles*

Sarky · 10-09-2005 11:32AM

I stayed in the bath too long. LET THAT BE A LESSON!

Rozabeez · 10-09-2005 11:36AM

You win. How is everybody? What've I been missing?

Sarky · 10-09-2005 11:37AM

Hot hot duck on girl on waffle grill XXX action.

Shabadu · 10-09-2005 01:17PM

airetam_storm wrote:

Thats due to the bulk posting :rolleyes:

NOOOOOOO! The rolleyes... they burn!

Go love a monkey, you cabbage.

Gone West · 10-09-2005 01:30PM

you cabbage?

can I use that?

Sarky · 10-09-2005 01:33PM

Only if you replace that goddamn furry with a picture of a cabbage.

Shabadu · 10-09-2005 02:34PM

I

the furry sig actually.

Of course you can use it fuzz.

funky penguin · 10-09-2005 04:05PM

Look for the eeeeeternal nailsssss produced by the dribbly candle secretions of a manic clown falling up an umbrella of, erm........DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Shabadu · 10-09-2005 06:59PM

I love broccoli and cabbage!

Does this mean i'm some sort of lesbian wolf?

Talliesin · 10-09-2005 07:23PM

Shabadu wrote:

I love broccoli and cabbage!

:eek: Perv!

Shabadu · 10-09-2005 08:19PM

If you're calling me a perv, that must make me the perviest pervaholic pervmeister known to man.

*adele* · 10-09-2005 08:25PM

Shabadu wrote:

I love broccoli and cabbage!

Does this mean i'm some sort of lesbian wolf?

OMG there is children on this site

Raphael · 11-09-2005 01:36AM

Not any more

/me picks size 3 trainers out of his teeth. The kind with lights on them

OLDYELLAR · 11-09-2005 01:38AM

ou i likes drink

Gone West · 11-09-2005 09:40AM

I wonder if they could make a cabbage beer.
Would be great for a novelty pint.
when youre pretty drunk.

"3 pints of cabbage, please"

Sarky · 11-09-2005 12:47PM

You can make alcohol out of pretty much anything. Mustard, cabbage, whatever, it all ferments.

Which leaves me astonished there's never been a commercially available meat beer. Think about it- Beer... That tasted like pie.

Pie is good.

Beer is good.

Why has nobody ever thought of this before?

Raphael · 11-09-2005 12:55PM

Sounds like DrunkLogic(TM)

Sarky · 11-09-2005 01:08PM

I wish. No bar at work.

Oh, wait.

I forgot my trust rum-filled hipflask. See? This thing's worth its weight in gold!

/me takes a rummy swig

ARR! \o/

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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