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  • #2582
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Raphael wrote:
    Calm down eMoJu, no need to get so worked up. Nobody likes to see a grown man cry.
    ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

    Dems fightin words. Yet no response from eMoJu? He's probably doing his hair.


  • #2583
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Awh sorry Matt....:(


  • #2584
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Shabadu wrote:
    If you're calling me a perv, that must make me the perviest pervaholic pervmeister known to man.
    A/S/L?


  • #2585
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    62/unknown/cavan


  • #2586
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I did reply silly

    and its fine jezza

    so them local sports team


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  • #2587
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Yay :)


  • #2588
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm going to eat pancakes tonight.

    How d'ya like them apples, huh?


  • #2589
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    That gives me an idea....

    *wanders off to make pancakes out of apples*


  • #2590
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh oh oh apples make cider


  • #2591
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yes they do! Well done!

    *Hands Jezza a cookie*


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  • #2592
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Well......techincally apples dont actually make the ciderm they are the main ingredient and big squashing machine proly makes it..
    And what did you do to the cookie


  • #2593
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    And cider makes..... you a skanger!


  • #2594
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    They never have real cider, only bulmers and the like.


  • #2595
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Matthewthebig wrote:
    I did reply silly

    and its fine jezza

    so them local sports team
    Oh yeah! D'oh >_<


  • #2596
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Talliesin wrote:
    They never have real cider, only bulmers and the like.
    Usually it's 2l bottles from Lidl/Aldi these days


  • #2597
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I have just one thing to say to all this: Banana Hammock!



    Thank you.


  • #2598
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me applauds rapturously


  • #2599
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    \o/


  • #2600
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    my god i'm tired

    i need to collapse

    yet i continue to post here

    /me boggles


  • #2601
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Raphael wrote:
    Usually it's 2l bottles from Lidl/Aldi these days
    I dont drink that **** unless im desperate..impossible to get drunk on


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  • #2602
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Go to BED


  • #2603
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    What?!?!?!?!?!?!?


  • #2604
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    thats right jezza go to bed NOW!

    you are obviously drunk


  • #2605
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I am also tired.


  • #2606
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I am not, start back to school in the morning


  • #2607
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    then you must've have been drunk drowning your sorrows and all that jazz


  • #2608
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I like words that start with double letters but the only one I can think of at the moment is llama.

    Hmmm I'm not sure this really lives up to my banana hammock post....


  • #2609
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    does this mean we get to march in the parade?


  • #2610
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    yes, yes it does! :D


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  • #2611
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    what parade?


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