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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #2552
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    All I have is a trusty rum-filled hip........ :(


  • #2553
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Did it ever occur to you that people might think you are trying to auto-fellate when you try to sip your rum?


  • #2554
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I had hoped that once they saw my difficulty they'd lend a hand...


  • #2555
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Or, more appropriately, a mouth.


  • #2556
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Or a couple of euros to buy a hooker.


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  • #2557
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ya dirt bag, if ya got of your ass and found some chick, then ya'd get laid for free...jesus do you not think at all.


  • #2558
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Ouch. I never thought being called a dirt bag from an Eminem worshipper would... hurt me so.


  • #2559
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    You can make alcohol out of pretty much anything. Mustard, cabbage, whatever, it all ferments.
    God forgive you..I will never look at alcohol in the same ligh again... :eek:


  • #2560
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God forgive YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Oh that's right. I went there.


  • #2561
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ah! Whats Eminem gotsa do with it!! You should listen to him once in a while...great lessons in there ya know....in my day!!


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  • #2562
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    jezza wrote:
    Ya dirt bag, if ya got of your ass and found some chick, then ya'd get laid for free...jesus do you not think at all.

    You're forgetting maintainance...


  • #2563
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What precisely has this all got to do with the speculation over the monetary worth of MoJu's Platinum Wang, anyway?


  • #2564
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    God forgive YORE MA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Oh that's right. I went there.
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH :eek:
    Gonna havta spank you. Sorry BUt its the ONLY way...


  • #2565
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Sarky wrote:
    What precisely has this all got to do with the speculation over the monetary worth of MoJu's Platinum Wang, anyway?
    EH whos she?


  • #2566
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    jezza wrote:
    Gonna havta spank you. Sorry BUt its the ONLY way...

    You're just saying that to get me into prison...


  • #2567
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    jezza wrote:
    EH whos she?

    She? Wang???

    hate to see you naked...


  • #2568
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Jezza obviously inherited her fem-wang from her ma. Genetics, you see.


  • #2569
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Yeah youd know


  • #2570
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Evolution baby!


  • #2571
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Im meant who is Moju


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  • #2572
    kawaii
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Yore ma!

    it feels so good...


  • #2573
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Banning on funny farm looming hun........:p


  • #2574
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    How can you not know who MoJu is?

    They have posted loads on this thread and once on thsi page!

    ffs!


  • #2575
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Calm down.....jaysus


  • #2576
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me tends MoJu's bruised ego. *huggles*


  • #2577
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Calm down eMoJu, no need to get so worked up. Nobody likes to see a grown man cry.


  • #2578
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Jesus Shabadu will ya leave it alone! Hugging it,,,,youl kill it!


  • #2579
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Raphael wrote:
    Calm down eMoJu, no need to get so worked up. Nobody likes to see a grown man cry.
    **** you. just leave it out for the love of whatever you believe in.

    was being sarcastic jezza


  • #2580
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Oh ok....so who is moJu...or do ye just go outta your way to confuse me?


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  • #2581
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Its me

    i am MoJu


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