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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Just cos she's sh!t doesn't mean you should hit her...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    oh yes it does!! Im inb a weird moood.. And i think im weird


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Have you turned into a cow?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ive always been!!
    So watch audi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    audi?

    Has pinkinc stopped working?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I thought that it was just my comp...its back now..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    so as i was saying

    arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Firrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    /throws vegeatble oil at matt

    HAHAHAH BURN MOTEHF*CKER!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me jumps on AM

    and goes down in glory


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    ah wait i'm alive

    just horrible scarred


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    *SIREN*

    Calling Team Something!

    report for duty!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    /me WWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHEEEEEEESSSSSS in.

    Look, i already twirled into my uniform ^_^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    /me takes off glasses

    now no one will know my identity


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Everyone TAKE COVER OR ELSE MATTS PIERCING EYE SIGHT WILL PIERCE YOU!!!!

    /jumps into magic eye piercer reflecter tuxedo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    The team are very late today!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me runs in with Team Something costume half on

    Sorry I'm late but traffic was a bitch! What did I miss?

    /me scrolls up

    aaahhh! Throws healing jam on matt's horrible horrible burns


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    *Entrez*

    Je reporte pour le duté!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Bien

    This is far from the whole group I am appalled.

    I think we'll need to do superhero drills people!

    4,000 laps of the world!

    NOW!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    4,000 ???
    but my legs don't know how to be as long as yours :(


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    LAPS??? Awwww maaaaaaan :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    hut hut hut!

    C'mon people!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I have an idea let's not do the laps but let's say we did!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    /explodes after two steps


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    You guys don't look tired enough to have run

    /me ponders!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm just too fast. Want to see me do another 4,000 laps, Moju?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    well you seeee, I froze time ran my laps and then un-froze time so it seemed like no times passed at all.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I am immune to Time Stop*, I can confirm she's lying like a hoor!

    *Yes, I realise this means I have an Archdemon or Celestial template. Don't make me go all D&D again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Right laps all!

    NOW!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    what's that sonny?


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