Sarky, In my orifice please.

Matthewthebig

I'm keeping this thread alive

Matthewthebig

do you want me to?

but no i didn't

Matthewthebig

call you fat that is

jezza

Oh my god you said I spam so much because i need to stay slim so that means i was fat

Matthewthebig

ha ha i shall lead again

Matthewthebig

i said keeps you slim

so saying you are currently slim

jezza

Oh so how do you know?

Matthewthebig

gonna reply?

no?

Matthewthebig

i can science me

Matthewthebig

do science me

the do is important

Matthewthebig

or so they say

Matthewthebig

or implode

like a fox

Matthewthebig

Like YORE MA

Matthewthebig

in the sack

Matthewthebig

with me

Matthewthebig

in a sexy way

Matthewthebig

like a whore

Matthewthebig

I'm beating shabs now!

Le Rack

Jam girl, I have the simpsons soundtrack, all two CDs, and slow danced tp bits of it with a certain member here! Oh the shame! But I could just never quite make out those words so thank you!

Moju. He told you my bra size???!!! Man I'm gonna give out to him tomorrow! I'll hide his shirt so he gets all cold!

(He has to get half nekkid for the show and I'm a stage hand)

(nothing like I'm sure you were all thinking)

(dirty bastards)

Sarky

You sold me out Le Rack! That wasn't part of the deal, THAT WASN'T PAAAAAAAARRRRT!

/me drops to knees screaming "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!"

Matthewthebig

/me executes Sarky due to his mother having a smooth forehead

Sarky

++++Error: Sarky.exe is already running++++

Matthewthebig

foiled again!

Sarky

Literally.

/me wraps MoJu in tinfoil

Matthewthebig

oo shiny

/me goes to Milan and becomes a fashion icon

Sarky

Oh noes! The heat will cook him like a Christmas dinner, or a banana left out in the sun in a bowl lined with tinfoil!

Poor Moju. We'll miss him, but at least I got his wallet.

Matthewthebig

Its not that b...........................

[on fire]FFS[/on fire]

jezza

Hit that sh!t ho'

kawaii

But it might be dirty

jezza

All the better!! I like my men dirty....