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Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭Baba Yaga


    absolute gobdaw in a range rover on my bumper this morning,so close all i could see in the mirror was range rover,traffic lights ahead are red,stop,hop out(stupid to do i suppose) he cant pull away cause there just about half an inch between bumpers,knock on the window,opens it the **** quarter inch and i tell him if he could drive just a wee bit closer i could hang me arse out my window and shite on his bonnet,look on his face was priceless,the plick!


    "They gave me an impossible task,one which they said I wouldnt return from...."

    "You are him…the one they call the "Baba Yaga"…

    yo! donnie vonshitzinpants,vlad putin,benji netanyahu..you sirs are the skidmarks on the jocks of humanity!!!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,678 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I support a local fundraiser online.

    I like to do it whenever suits me and not be tied into a renewal for every week/month/year.

    I think it's absolutely disgusting that you have to opt OUT of the auto renew and untick the box to do so.

    On a mobile phone, the box and text are absolutely tiny.

    I got caught last week.

    Never again.

    It's the principal of it.

    How that's even allowed is beyond me.

    Post edited by Purple Mountain on

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,732 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Lately I asked an almost 20 year old is that guy your brother or not? because I was so confused.

    Post edited by freshpopcorn on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,794 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    The shop beside the local university, again….

    8 or 9 of the little muppets, just standing at the door, in the doorway, talking, blocking the entire entrance to the shop…

    inside a similar number can’t make up their mind if they want to Q for the deli, or the drink’s cabinet first….and only achieve in blocking BOTH isles… inside an auld dear “ mother of jaysus, are they teaching yiz to be statues in there….?” They look at her in the most funny quizzical fashion, she might as well be talking Esperanto….. it’s not a location for a social get together/interaction… people need stuff and at that hour have places to be and to get to… me it’s just home to make my dinner, put my feet up and watch the match, but kindly fûckin get moving it’s a shop not a social venue.. move…



  • Posts: 4,214 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Leave a one star review on Google / Facebook / Trip Advisor



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I wanted to watch Ireland v France but I'm in the North. So I put my vpn to Dublin and RTE say I'm using an unblocker. Thing is most days I'm on a southern signal so I can't watch it



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,794 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    hav to listen to Stephen Kelly on co-commentary. Still, after how many years now…useless and a melt.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,036 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Listening to Darragh Maloney and Stephen Kelly....

    If English commentators were cheerleading England the way they are carrying on tonight, it would be unbearable......

    ITV/BBC are not as bad as these goons....

    ...reign it in.....

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,983 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    I burnt my toast, I'm using a different brand of bread for a change and Irish Pride took revenge on me 😁

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,036 ✭✭✭StevenToast


    Pouring milk on my corn flakes and it somehow splashes off the flakes out of the bowl...

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,448 ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Sitting in a coffee shop having my lunch when someone comes in and leaves the door wide open.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,794 ✭✭✭✭Strumms



    every fourth word or there abouts….

    ” here bro, are we going bro to watch the match bro n mine or yours bro ? “

    ” bro, are we going to the shop bro to stand bro around bro and look at stuff bro ? I mightn’t buy anything bro but bro we can talk and look at the crumbed ham bro, yeah , bro ? “

    as bizarre a youth phenomenon as I’ve ever known ..



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    My short term memory. Though I’ve no reason why 😷



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,769 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    How many times are you going to tell us at all?! 🙊🤪



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,536 ✭✭✭Archeron


    In a premises earlier with rolling sky news on, and they were talking about the pending 25 year Good Friday anniversary. The whole segment was around how the terror threat had been raised to severe, that it's likely a significant terror attack was looming and that this was a most dangerous time to be alive. Doooooooom.

    They also said that advice to the public is to not be alarmed or concerned.

    Does not compute.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Watching Utv live they said the same thing. I took it as an imminent attack on Psni officers / stations rather than an attack on civilian places.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,794 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Watching Wales vs Latvia…. Welsh player goes down, Latvian team implored to put the ball out for him, they do, however no physio comes on, after your man lying there he just spends a minute putting his boot back on with help from a teammate and is ok then to continue….…referee looks on, unbothered, unable to engage a single brain cell that will help him come to the obvious conclusion…. “ hey, this is gamesmanship, time wasting and pïss taking, yellow card “ ! Fûcking absolute amount of useless knobs in positions of decision making, responsibility and authority these days…sport, business and wider life…



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Watching the matrix , and my neighbour obviously had a problem with the loudness of my tv . ( I'm used to living in a detached) I keep the volume on 5 . The the ads come on WAY louder !



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,412 ✭✭✭Jequ0n


    I’m getting sick again. I hardly ever get sick but now it’s the 3rd time in less than 5 months. The decay has stated.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,787 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Facebook status updates from a friend's husband. "I'm fighting racism".

    How? From your bar stool or from your couch with 8 empty lager cans strewn at your feet?

    Your great grand mother who was in Cumman na mBan (as you post at least every 3 weeks saying how proud you are of her for fighting for what she believed in) would puke on you.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,178 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    The OH checked into A & E of SVUH at 7.15PM tonight (nothing serious thankfully, only precautionary, but had to travel further because Wexford's is currently closed after the fire). She finally got seen to at 1.33AM. Absolutely ridiculous. Never looked forward to bed as much in my life.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    That im lying in bed after another sleepless night. This crap’s got to stop, soon.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,752 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    That I can't still walk an urban footpath without having to watch out for dog sh*t, spit and chewing gum.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Im up and ready to tackle all the i’d put on the long finger, but everything opens at 9 .



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I switched phone and broadband supplier so hand to call them to set up direct debit, and she kept saying how she couldn’t understand me because the phoneline was bad ???



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Mundo7976


    Selling something on adverts.

    "can you meet me in X"

    Yeah, I'm gonna travel 20+ km each way on an item that says collection only, worth 50quid

    🙄 SMH



  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 81,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Weird ass ads on youtube

    "Sir do you have a phone?"

    "Ya, what of it?"

    "Give this man a 777 card draw" or something to that effect 🤷‍♂️🤷



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,695 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I'm not able for kids. Minding my 6-year-old nephew today cause he has the pox and can't go to school. Screen time is limited, so I took his Switch off him at 11.30 and told him he can have it for another half an hour after lunch. So he immediately pipes up "I'm hungry now, can I have my lunch?"

    Little shìte 🤣



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    The Chase has been replaced today by Paul O'Grady . I can't stand him..



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