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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    If they start digging looking for a corpse, they'll stop when they realise it's a dog that's buried there and won't think of going deeper.

    Also, re the tyre, don't forget to remove the time stamp from the picture, and to take it from different angles so you don't accidentally re-use the same photo with the same person.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,861 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    New Home wrote: »
    If they start digging looking for a corpse, they'll stop when they realise it's a dog that's buried there and won't think of going deeper.

    Also, re the tyre, don't forget to remove the time stamp from the picture, and to take it from different angles so you don't accidentally re-use the same photo with the same person.

    ok right... thought it was for "legitimate" burials and was wondering why a gravedigger would need to do that.

    But yes I get when you need to hide a body.

    Killer tip #2: before you bury the human body, ensure it's bent up (chopped up?) to be the same dimensions as the dog so that only the dog is visible if they use ground-penetrating radar :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,368 ✭✭✭bladespin


    mrcheez wrote: »
    I don't get the "bury a dog" one?

    Some

    Cadaver dogs, the scents would be mixed etc etc.

    Remember reading it somewhere, something about stopping wild animals digging up bodies.

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    "A friend" told you, I'd bet...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,638 ✭✭✭Kat1170


    The voices, it's always those damn voices.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,205 ✭✭✭scotchy


    https://www.courthousenews.com/new-in-forensics-using-plants-to-find-dead-bodies/


    I now have a google search history for plants growing on recently buried bodies, hopefully no one I know disappears over the next while:o

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


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    Several times in life I've cold called a company to confirm my interview time. I didn't have one prior to my call, but in their confusion and inability to even find my resume I've managed to secure an interview about four out of five times. Twice I've gotten the job.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    I’m not sure about that one. If someone tried that with me the first thing I’d ask is “who rang you to say you had an appointment?”


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Look up the name of the HR manager before calling, if they ask that tell them you didn't catch their name but you think it was John something, and that he said he works in the office of *Head of HR name*. Also check in advance if they call it HR or Personnel.


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    mrcheez wrote: »
    ok right... thought it was for "legitimate" burials and was wondering why a gravedigger would need to do that.

    But yes I get when you need to hide a body.

    Killer tip #2: before you bury the human body, ensure it's bent up (chopped up?) to be the same dimensions as the dog so that only the dog is visible if they use ground-penetrating radar :D

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    Brickhead !!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,669 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

    And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"

    Just as well the bars are opening soon


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    This is the least wasteful way to "open" a pineapple.
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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    ^^^
    That only works with old cats.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Square pegs round holes something something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,087 ✭✭✭The Continental Op


    New Home wrote: »
    ^^^
    That only works with old cats.

    I was just looking at the cat one again and it occured to me that if along with a warm comfortable lap to lay on the cat might also be acting as a heat sink for the mobile phone so getting some extra free heat input. For most cats thats a double win.

    Wake me up when it's all over.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I was just looking at the cat one again and it occured to me that if along with a warm comfortable lap to lay on the cat might also be acting as a heat sink for the mobile phone so getting some extra free heat input. For most cats thats a double win.
    Absolutely, but, speaking from experience, a young cat wouldn't stay still, it'd try an play with your phone or your hands. :)


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,368 ✭✭✭bladespin


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    One for the WTF thread as well.

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    bladespin wrote: »
    One for the WTF thread as well.
    Well I think it's wheely good idea.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,861 ✭✭✭✭mrcheez


    Some sorta waterproof cover on the keyboard would be required methinks (not only to protect against water, but sticky gummy fingers!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,130 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Can gummi bears swim... or do they turn into Gremlins on water contact?

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    They'd be eaten before midnight, so that wouldn't be a problem.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,450 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Can gummi bears swim... or do they turn into Gremlins on water contact?

    Gummy Bear Osmosis Experiment


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Isn't that how gummy bear shots (or whatever they're called) are made?


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    How to keep the children busy during lockdown: masking tape and washable markers.




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