Lifehacking pics - Simples.

New Home · 31-05-2021 2:39pm

If they start digging looking for a corpse, they'll stop when they realise it's a dog that's buried there and won't think of going deeper.

Also, re the tyre, don't forget to remove the time stamp from the picture, and to take it from different angles so you don't accidentally re-use the same photo with the same person.

mrcheez · 31-05-2021 2:45pm

New Home wrote: »

If they start digging looking for a corpse, they'll stop when they realise it's a dog that's buried there and won't think of going deeper.

Also, re the tyre, don't forget to remove the time stamp from the picture, and to take it from different angles so you don't accidentally re-use the same photo with the same person.

ok right... thought it was for "legitimate" burials and was wondering why a gravedigger would need to do that.

But yes I get when you need to hide a body.

Killer tip #2: before you bury the human body, ensure it's bent up (chopped up?) to be the same dimensions as the dog so that only the dog is visible if they use ground-penetrating radar

bladespin · 31-05-2021 3:10pm

mrcheez wrote: »

I don't get the "bury a dog" one?

Some

Cadaver dogs, the scents would be mixed etc etc.

Remember reading it somewhere, something about stopping wild animals digging up bodies.

New Home · 31-05-2021 3:12pm

"A friend" told you, I'd bet...

Kat1170 · 31-05-2021 4:40pm

The voices, it's always those damn voices.

scotchy · 31-05-2021 5:50pm

https://www.courthousenews.com/new-in-forensics-using-plants-to-find-dead-bodies/

I now have a google search history for plants growing on recently buried bodies, hopefully no one I know disappears over the next while:o

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New Home · 03-06-2021 11:33pm

Several times in life I've cold called a company to confirm my interview time. I didn't have one prior to my call, but in their confusion and inability to even find my resume I've managed to secure an interview about four out of five times. Twice I've gotten the job.

BaZmO* · 04-06-2021 12:25am

I’m not sure about that one. If someone tried that with me the first thing I’d ask is “who rang you to say you had an appointment?”

New Home · 04-06-2021 3:14pm

Look up the name of the HR manager before calling, if they ask that tell them you didn't catch their name but you think it was John something, and that he said he works in the office of *Head of HR name*. Also check in advance if they call it HR or Personnel.

04-06-2021 3:25pm

mrcheez wrote: »

ok right... thought it was for "legitimate" burials and was wondering why a gravedigger would need to do that.

But yes I get when you need to hide a body.

Killer tip #2: before you bury the human body, ensure it's bent up (chopped up?) to be the same dimensions as the dog so that only the dog is visible if they use ground-penetrating radar

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"

Markcheese · 04-06-2021 3:29pm

Brickhead !!

fritzelly · 04-06-2021 3:42pm

Deleted User wrote: »

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"

Just as well the bars are opening soon

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New Home · 28-06-2021 12:19am

This is the least wasteful way to "open" a pineapple.

Capt'n Midnight · 28-06-2021 5:52pm

New Home · 28-06-2021 6:18pm

^^^
That only works with old cats.

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Capt'n Midnight · 01-07-2021 10:12am

https://i.imgur.com/WKDXdt5.mp4 Lego sorter

New Home · 01-07-2021 10:14am

Square pegs round holes something something.

The Continental Op · 01-07-2021 10:38am

New Home wrote: »

^^^
That only works with old cats.

I was just looking at the cat one again and it occured to me that if along with a warm comfortable lap to lay on the cat might also be acting as a heat sink for the mobile phone so getting some extra free heat input. For most cats thats a double win.

New Home · 01-07-2021 10:53am

The Continental Op wrote: »

I was just looking at the cat one again and it occured to me that if along with a warm comfortable lap to lay on the cat might also be acting as a heat sink for the mobile phone so getting some extra free heat input. For most cats thats a double win.

Absolutely, but, speaking from experience, a young cat wouldn't stay still, it'd try an play with your phone or your hands.