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I don't know where we're going, but we know where we are? (Part whatever)

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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Any of you good at baking cakes?

    Cake lady just cancelled on us as she is expected a baby. Hurrah! But sad face for us.

    Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Think there's someone on here who's 'gifted ' at making cakes, I'm sure he could come to an arrangement. 😂

    Of course!! How could I forget there is such a one among us. We are only looking for an auld bit of sponge as well. No fancy pants fillings.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭gifted


    Hello?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gifted wrote: »
    Hello?

    Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    gifted wrote: »
    Hello?

    Hello!!

    I'm getting married and I need a cake!

    Also it's me Persepoly!


    :D:D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    gifted wrote: »
    Hello?

    Yes it's you she's looking for. .
    She can see your lovely cakes ,
    Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
    But most of all she wants to tell you
    She desires your sausage rolls ...


    I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Yes it's you she's looking for. .
    She can see your lovely cakes ,
    Lovingly mixed in your special bowls,
    But most of all she wants to tell you
    She desires your sausage rolls ...


    I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that .

    Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,228 ✭✭✭Poochie05


    Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

    It’s beautiful! :pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Poochie05 wrote: »
    It’s beautiful! :pac:

    Brought a tear to my eye..lol lol.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Well that's one long euphemism if I ever saw one, go Mam.

    Ha , I knew the rest of ye wanted to mention his sausage rolls but were too polite to do so :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Can you get baking, you need to practice your sponge making for Diamonds, I'll be the tester so plenty cream and strawberries and then some more cream, the things I'm willing to do for this thread....😂

    She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Autosport wrote: »
    She wants a cake for her wedding not a brothel :D

    Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Once there's no pampas grass there all will be fine :)

    I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass ;):D


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,596 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    I don't think I'm well today , I found myself ironing a bed sheet . Yes one , I snapped back to reality after that.
    *twitches*

    I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Autosport wrote: »
    I’m sure Duvet knows where to purchase said grass ;):D

    If in doubt , everyone can bring their own :p


    Leggy , not a hope, they usually don't need ironing, this one somehow tried to escape and rolled itself up into a ball !
    Yes , I'm uncultured and uncivilised and proud of it :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Who the hell has time to iron bedsheets :eek:











    :D Not me anyway


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    *twitches*

    I'm sorry Mam, but this won't do at all. Please iron every sheet, pillow case and duvet cover in your possession so I can sleep tonight. This is a civilised thread for civilised people!

    Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,596 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I got drenched in the garden centre so aborted mission. I might admire the ironed bedclothes in the hotpress instead ....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭gifted


    Less about the sheets, I want to hear more about gifted's special mixing bowl.

    It's the fingers Duvet and how I use them...lol lol

    Also congrats Persepoly...that's great news...

    Thanks Mam for that lovely verse...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Waits for another poem :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Autosport wrote: »
    Waits for another poem :D

    On you go , your turn :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,855 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Poetry, how lovely, want feckin sossie rolls now. Dagnabbit


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    On you go , your turn :p

    I only write murder mysteries :D


    Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Autosport wrote: »
    I only write murder mysteries :D


    Once upon a time there was a bride to be called Diamonds, She was a stunning beauty and any man who saw her was soon under her spell ;)

    So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,855 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    So....are you trying to say that Diamonds either murders her beau or is murdered in your mystery? :eek:

    Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,205 ✭✭✭thomil


    Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

    Would explain why the two apartments across the street from me are empty all of a sudden :eek:

    Good luck trying to figure me out. I haven't managed that myself yet!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭The Inbetween is mine


    Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

    How many people could they possibly bore to death ??!

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,856 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Maybe they are a couple murdering first within their five k and now county wide :eek:

    :eek:
    Quick , man the borders , send out a BOLO !
    We can use the feet pics for identifying purposes!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,251 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Well that took off :D


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