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Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,587 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    As he has been mentioned a few times lately, I had to Google who Niall Boylan is....I'd forgotten that radio station exists :pac:

    I googled him myself to see what everybody was talking about. Jesus he looks woeful. I found this link about it https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/irish-dj-niall-boylan-opens-up-about-his-hair-loss-history/

    i found this paragraph particularly funny
    Instead, the replacement system is effectively an advanced form of wig which is surgically-bonded to his scalp and does not come off. Despite its realistic appearance, the DJ says he is still not happy with his current hair loss solution as he constantly worries about it, citing his appearance as the reason he chose to work in radio rather than TV.

    In what world is his wig "realistic"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    ...In what world is his wig "realistic"?

    To be fair, it's very realistic in so far as it looks exactly like a wig


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,587 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    To be fair, it's very realistic in so far as it looks exactly like a wig

    that made me snort.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I googled him myself to see what everybody was talking about. Jesus he looks woeful. I found this link about it https://www.belgraviacentre.com/blog/irish-dj-niall-boylan-opens-up-about-his-hair-loss-history/

    i found this paragraph particularly funny



    In what world is his wig "realistic"?

    I just googled him too. I was not expecting that!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,587 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I just googled him too. I was not expecting that!

    I've seen shag pile carpets that looked more like hair than whatever he has stuck to his head.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,267 ✭✭✭Be right back


    People spraying cleaning products on the table while I'm having my lunch. Could you wait until I am finished?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I just googled him too. I was not expecting that!

    Same here, why would you do that to yourself

    My TA is phone cases I ordered before Christmas still haven’t arrived and I’m waiting on a response from the company as to why


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    I got myself banned from the Facebook mother's group for "bad behaviour". I hope they don't confiscate my baby. :D

    I'd been thinking about leaving for ages anyway since they're a constant source of TAs with their squabbling about breast v formula, when to wean, whether or not to vaccinate. Yawn. Imagine if there was a dad's group that went on like that. I'm beyond TA'd that instead of leaving I've given a nipple nazi the satisfaction of booting me out :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Autosport wrote: »
    Same here, why would you do that to yourself

    My TA is phone cases I ordered before Christmas still haven’t arrived and I’m waiting on a response from the company as to why

    Did you order them from wish? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,306 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I got myself banned from the Facebook mother's group for "bad behaviour". I hope they don't confiscate my baby. :D

    I'd been thinking about leaving for ages anyway since they're a constant source of TAs with their squabbling about breast v formula, when to wean, whether or not to vaccinate. Yawn. Imagine if there was a dad's group that went on like that. I'm beyond TA'd that instead of leaving I've given a nipple nazi the satisfaction of booting me out :D

    What did you do??


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    What did you do??

    I had a different opinion to a mod :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Antares35 wrote: »
    Did you order them from wish? :)

    No not wish, jellycases is the company, I found them on an ad on Instagram


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,484 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    The dog just rolled in fox poo. She now stinks so she'll be getting an unscheduled wash


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭The Wizards Sleeve


    Antares35 wrote:
    I'd been thinking about leaving for ages anyway since they're a constant source of TAs with their squabbling about breast v formula, when to wean, whether or not to vaccinate. Yawn. Imagine if there was a dad's group that went on like that. I'm beyond TA'd that instead of leaving I've given a nipple nazi the satisfaction of booting me out


    Nipple Nazi :pac: :pac: :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Nipple Nazi :pac: :pac: :pac:

    It sounds like something you should drink on the beach with a little umbrella and straw in it :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,306 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I had a different opinion to a mod :D

    Grrrrr.
    I hate when mods use their position to steer argument in their favoured direction - happens here , too:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 187 ✭✭The Wizards Sleeve


    Grrrrr. I hate when mods use their position to steer argument in their favoured direction - happens here , too


    Mods are just people like me and you. Some are sound and some are gobsh!tes :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Grrrrr.
    I hate when mods use their position to steer argument in their favoured direction - happens here , too:mad:

    You should see some of the "mummy mods" on those Facebook pages. They'd give the gestapo a run for their money. I don't know how their partners put up with them.

    Anyone with "baking and sparkling" as their occupation is best given a wide berth, I should have known :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    I have actually developed a headache from the noise next door. He has been building/sawing/banging/hammering since this morning, and it was the same all day yesterday. I would love to just scream out to him and tell him to shut the noise up but OBVIOUSLY he has a right to do w/e the hell he wants in his own house in broad daylight and that's the major TA for me -- I have to suck it up and deal with it.

    Still annoying though.

    I'm surprised he hasn't found his way through to my house with the amount of hammering and drilling he's been doing to the walls. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,059 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I got myself banned from the Facebook mother's group for "bad behaviour". I hope they don't confiscate my baby. :D

    I'd been thinking about leaving for ages anyway since they're a constant source of TAs with their squabbling about breast v formula, when to wean, whether or not to vaccinate. Yawn. Imagine if there was a dad's group that went on like that. I'm beyond TA'd that instead of leaving I've given a nipple nazi the satisfaction of booting me out :D

    :D

    I think there's something about facebook groups that shows how toxic people can be.

    I'm in a beginners art group and someone commented on the fact that work being posted is not beginners standard (it's definitely not) making it very intimidating for actual beginners and the majority are tutors touting for business (ok that was cheeky, but also true).

    Well they were absolutely lynched for the comment....told to go off do the certs and diplomas in the topic ,put in the 20 yrs of work they had done ,and then maybe you won't feel intimidated.

    .....ah here luv if you are formally educated with 20 yrs experience and still classifying yourself as a beginner...when do you gain intermediate status :)


    But I wouldn't touch a mum and baby group....they would be horrified by my laziness :D life is too short :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Niall Boylan -[again]
    When i have had the unfortunate chance of listening to him he always reminds me of those fat overweight racist taxi drivers that you get sometimes.

    He just talks and talks and never lets anyone get a word in edgeways.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    :D

    I think there's something about facebook groups that shows how toxic people can be.

    I'm in a beginners art group and someone commented on the fact that work being posted is not beginners standard (it's definitely not) making it very intimidating for actual beginners and the majority are tutors touting for business (ok that was cheeky, but also true).

    Well they were absolutely lynched for the comment....told to go off do the certs and diplomas in the topic ,put in the 20 yrs of work they had done ,and then maybe you won't feel intimidated.

    .....ah here luv if you are formally educated with 20 yrs experience and still classifying yourself as a beginner...when do you gain intermediate status :)


    But I wouldn't touch a mum and baby group....they would be horrified by my laziness :D life is too short :D

    Sounds like there might be some member crossover!

    They wouldn't mind your laziness once you tell them you "exclusively breastfeed". You could be an alcoholic, abusive, neglectful parent who drugs your child to sleep and leaves it in a playground swing for hours while you go off with the girls - once you "EBF" as they say, all else is forgiven. Urgh, TA these groups!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    dubstarr wrote: »
    Niall Boylan -[again]
    When i have had the unfortunate chance of listening to him he always reminds me of those fat overweight racist taxi drivers that you get sometimes.

    He just talks and talks and never lets anyone get a word in edgeways.

    I just got an idea. I think I’ll call his show tomorrow with a topic for him, and see if he’ll give it air time.

    The topic?

    “ Wig wearing ****”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,580 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Antares35 wrote: »
    You should see some of the "mummy mods" on those Facebook pages. They'd give the gestapo a run for their money. I don't know how their partners put up with them.

    Anyone with "baking and sparkling" as their occupation is best given a wide berth, I should have known :D

    My sister in law is part of a few different 'new mother' groups, and was the first in the family to have a kid so it was very much a new experience. Unfortunately, she is over in the UK and thus hasn't the hands-on assistance of her own mammy or family to help her.

    Apparently the baby is a divil to feed, and she wants to try formula so she can get more sleep while Daddy can feed or whatever. But some of the toxic members of said groups are essentially bullying her, telling her that she simply can't approach it that way, to the point where she is completely at her wit's end with it all whenever she zoom calls.

    It's amazing how women could give birth for millenia without such modern-day scrutiny. You wonder how their partner's put up with them: by manipulation, simple as.

    Anyway, my TA: overheard a teenage girl in Tesco earlier, after looking at her phone, saying to her brother/BF whatever he is: 'Yeay, I am officially Covid free'. Which begs the question, why she was in the shop to begin with?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,015 ✭✭✭optogirl


    DCC not granting extensions on the Rebuilding Ireland Home Loans despite house viewing not allowed for the past several weeks and for the forseeable. Grrrrrrrr.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    My sister in law is part of a few different 'new mother' groups, and was the first in the family to have a kid so it was very much a new experience. Unfortunately, she is over in the UK and thus hasn't the hands-on assistance of her own mammy or family to help her.

    Apparently the baby is a divil to feed, and she wants to try formula so she can get more sleep while Daddy can feed or whatever. But some of the toxic members of said groups are essentially bullying her, telling her that she simply can't approach it that way, to the point where she is completely at her wit's end with it all whenever she zoom calls.

    It's amazing how women could give birth for millenia without such modern-day scrutiny. You wonder how their partner's put up with them: by manipulation, simple as.

    Anyway, my TA: overheard a teenage girl in Tesco earlier, after looking at her phone, saying to her brother/BF whatever he is: 'Yeay, I am officially Covid free'. Which begs the question, why she was in the shop to begin with?

    They should be ashamed of themselves for making other mothers feel like that. I regret that I really let it get to me to, to the point that I got really depressed about "only" breastfeeding to eight months, when the purists were pushing for two years. There's so much more to being a mother but the dogma of the pro BF brigade is actually quite strong, but the problem is it's masqueraded as concern, encouragement etc. At one point I was told not to have emergency formula in the house in case I was "tempted" to take the easy way out, as if anything about keeping a newborn alive is easy :D

    TA is there a Jurassic weapon in every company, that is completely useless but holds onto documents etc. and won't release them to others on request without a big hoo-ha to make themselves feel important? :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Read an article on rte about walkers letting their dogs off lead and them chasing sheep, and the devastating effect that can have. One of the farmers interviewed said a sheep of his was heavily pregnant and had her leg broken in two places. Ok I know they're farmers and their sheep aren't pets, but what TAd me is he said the effects were "emotionally devastating" and then went on to say "she's only good for the factory now" - ok so by emotionally devastating you mean financially. Also I just feel really sorry for the sheep. I mean, I eat meat (not lamb though) so I don't want to be a hypocrite but just thinking about this particular sheep heavily pregnant and her leg broken and being sent off to slaughter :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,107 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I don't think I've ever joined a Facebook group that I didn't leave about 5 minutes later due to the incessant stream of stupid questions that 1.7 nanoseconds on Google would have answered.

    I think the Slow Cooker one was the worst. Literally pages and pages of "Can I do [insert item spectacularly and obviously unsuitable for slow cooking] in the slow cooker???"

    I think my one and only post was suggesting that the question people should really be asking wasn't "Can I" but rather "Should I?" when it came to what they could put in their slow cookers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Day from hell. My neighbour was gone for a month and is back about 24 hours and all he has done is bang doors over and over. I mean really slamming them and they are big thick fire doors. He does fck all else anyway, God help anyone might actually go to college or get some kind of job for themselves.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,195 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    I said to herself this morning "any cereal there" I put it into the press she says, so I go looking for it and find it. All I find is some sh!te that looks like rabbit food. We clearly have a different understanding of cereal. I meant like coco pops or something


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,375 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Antares35 wrote: »

    TA is there a Jurassic weapon in every company, that is completely useless but holds onto documents etc. and won't release them to others on request without a big hoo-ha to make themselves feel important? :(

    Yep, every company gets one. I once worked in a place where the resident weapon left and within two days, someone else had turned into a new one. Quite disturbing, it's like some kind of evil curse.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    The acting on Fair City.

    Would they ever just get phucking stuck into themselves and start earning their wages.....?

    Diabolical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Well done New Home on the new modship btw.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever joined a Facebook group that I didn't leave about 5 minutes later due to the incessant stream of stupid questions that 1.7 nanoseconds on Google would have answered.

    I think the Slow Cooker one was the worst. Literally pages and pages of "Can I do [insert item spectacularly and obviously unsuitable for slow cooking] in the slow cooker???"

    I think my one and only post was suggesting that the question people should really be asking wasn't "Can I" but rather "Should I?" when it came to what they could put in their slow cookers.

    Great TA . It’s one of mine too .

    I’m on an Gardening group . People putting up photos of Primulas bought in Lidl asking “does anyone know what this is “???

    Likewise with “Insects and Invertebrates of Ireland “ group ........ people saying “I’m new here , can anyone identify this “?......alongside a photo of an earthworm.

    I’ve got a great App that identifies literally any plant , indoor or outdoor, in the world ! Takes about 20 seconds. I don’t get all these questions on FB (that even any google search will answer ) :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,988 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    Great TA . It’s one of mine too .

    I’m on an Gardening group . People putting up photos of Primulas bought in Lidl asking “does anyone know what this is “???

    Likewise with “Insects and Invertebrates of Ireland “ group ........ people saying “I’m new here , can anyone identify this “?......alongside a photo of an earthworm.

    I’ve got a great App that identifies literally any plant , indoor or outdoor, in the world ! Takes about 20 seconds. I don’t get all these questions on FB (that even any google search will answer ) :confused:

    Don't get me started. My one is the people who tryi to pass off their photoshopped pictures as real.
    If you are going to photoshop the moon in at least bloody get the reflection in the right place!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Antares35


    Great TA . It’s one of mine too .

    I’m on an Gardening group . People putting up photos of Primulas bought in Lidl asking “does anyone know what this is “???

    Likewise with “Insects and Invertebrates of Ireland “ group ........ people saying “I’m new here , can anyone identify this “?......alongside a photo of an earthworm.

    I’ve got a great App that identifies literally any plant , indoor or outdoor, in the world ! Takes about 20 seconds. I don’t get all these questions on FB (that even any google search will answer ) :confused:

    I think a lot of it is people looking for attention and likes. In the mum group that I'm not allowed play in anymore because I was mean to the other kids, every day you'd have someone asking "can I give my child xyz" or is "xyz normal" which is fine, except they'd always finish the post with "pic so we don't get lost" and a picture of their baby with photoshopped sapphire eyes and you're there thinking Martha come off it, it's a pic because you're a narcissistic thanks whore and you want us all to say how beautiful your baby is. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 335 ✭✭AxleAddict


    Antares35 wrote: »
    I think a lot of it is people looking for attention and likes. In the mum group that I'm not allowed play in anymore because I was mean to the other kids, every day you'd have someone asking "can I give my child xyz" or is "xyz normal" which is fine, except they'd always finish the post with "pic so we don't get lost" and a picture of their baby with photoshopped sapphire eyes and you're there thinking Martha come off it, it's a pic because you're a narcissistic thanks whore and you want us all to say how beautiful your baby is. :)

    Ahhh jeez.... now I'm conflicted as to whether I should 'thank' your post or not :P:P

    Oh what the hell, have a big fat juicy guilt-free thanks from me :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    I’ve got a great App that identifies literally any plant , indoor or outdoor, in the world ! Takes about 20 seconds. I don’t get all these questions on FB (that even any google search will answer ) :confused:

    Slightly off topic but, what is this app? That sounds like something my partner would use.


  • Posts: 3,656 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Slightly off topic but, what is this app? That sounds like something my partner would use.



    PlantNet .

    Just take a photo of any plant via the App (or upload from your Gallery) and hey presto it will be identified immediately. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,218 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Bank wants me to download their app to use my card for online purchases.
    My SLD means reading numbers from a screen and in particular small screen hard to read.

    I call the no they gave for queries, the staff there can only say what the letter does.


    GGGGGGggggggggta organizations who try to make us all fit into a pigeonhole.
    Looks like I'll have to close the a/c now.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,988 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    Bredabe wrote: »
    Bank wants me to download their app to use my card for online purchases.
    My SLD means reading numbers from a screen and in particular small screen hard to read.

    I call the no they gave for queries, the staff there can only say what the letter does.


    GGGGGGggggggggta organizations who try to make us all fit into a pigeonhole.
    Looks like I'll have to close the a/c now.

    Not a hope in hell of getting me to put the app on. Bank / mobile phone not a good mix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,629 ✭✭✭Gamer Bhoy 89


    PlantNet .

    Just take a photo of any plant via the App (or upload from your Gallery) and hey presto it will be identified immediately. :)

    *goes out to back garden with phone*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,103 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Bredabe wrote: »


    GGGGGGggggggggta organizations who try to make us all fit into a pigeonhole.
    Looks like I'll have to close the a/c now.

    Just be careful what you sign up to different places have different that tings that you may not like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,694 ✭✭✭Mollyb60


    Waiting for a phone call. I hate talking on the phone. The anxiety of just waiting for the phone to ring is stressing me out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Mollyb60 wrote: »
    Waiting for a phone call. I hate talking on the phone. The anxiety of just waiting for the phone to ring is stressing me out.

    That's mad, I'm waiting for the phone as well but I have to work and can't until I get the call. I even had to bring it into the toilet with me. I hate waiting on other people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,052 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I'm thinking of buying a new bass (guitar), but I'm having trouble finding one I like in a colour I like. Something in green would be nice, but I mostly see pastel shades of green: "mint green", "spring green" and so on. This is the "seafoam green" I saw on one:

    b0ded4.png

    Stuff that: i want the green equivalent of Royal Blue or Fire Engine Red. A colour that shouts "I'm Feckin' GREEN, if you can't handle it that's YOUR feckin' problem". Maybe RGB colour #00FF00, which that site calls "electric green":

    00ff00.png

    Chartreuse green is nice too: still Feckin' GREEN, like the drink:

    7fff00.png

    I'm not entirely sure this is a trivial problem, actually ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,132 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,107 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    My dad just asked me - as in, like a test - how many mm are in a cm. I said 10, obvs. He's absolutely adamant that it's 100 and neither Google nor consulting a ruler will convince the man otherwise.

    I don't know whether to admire or be irritated by such commitment to his wrongness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    My dad just asked me - as in, like a test - how many mm are in a cm. I said 10, obvs. He's absolutely adamant that it's 100 and neither Google nor consulting a ruler will convince the man otherwise.

    I don't know whether to admire or be irritated by such commitment to his wrongness.

    Is he trolling you, maybe? Because I do that sometimes. I'll say something that I absolutely know is wrong, and then, for my own amusement, I'll 'dig in' when someone contradicts me. One of my favourite examples is misusing 'there/their/they're' and then arguing with people who feel the need to tell me I'm wrong.

    Anyway, my trivial annoyance is when someone is tailgating me in the fast lane on the M50. I should probably pull over and let him pass, once I've submitted this post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,107 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    .anon. wrote: »
    Is he trolling you, maybe? Because I do that sometimes. I'll say something that I absolutely know is wrong, and then, for my own amusement, I'll 'dig in' when someone contradicts me.

    I did wonder that, initially. But he's still squinting over the ruler and I don't think he has the attention span to keep a joke going that long.


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