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BANGERNOMICS (sub2k) of the week/day Part 6

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,092 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Andrew33 wrote: »
    The original ones or the Golf in a frock and the mini BMW?
    Actually, they’re all sh1te. People look at them with Rose coloured glasses.

    I was trying to be a bit more diplomatic, but yeah, there's no real contesting this :pac:

    Driving a new Beetle for the first time is like driving a van. Awful things


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,092 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/audi-a6/26187038

    NjBmYzdkOWUwNGMxZmUyZTcyYzMxYmI1NDliMjgwOTPfgoo9yG9kVg8rdMCvJr4OaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNTg3MTY3ODh8fHw2MDB4NjAwfHx8fHx8fHw=.jpeg

    1 owner diesel A6 saloon with NCT til March 2021, €700

    This looks like a nice car under the dirt and grime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,351 ✭✭✭TheW1zard


    bazz26 wrote: »
    No, the driving of other cars extension only applies to other cars you do not own. Otherwise we would all be just insuring a banger Micra in our driveway but actually driving a Porsche.

    But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
    Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

    Seems like a nice loophole!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭Tea drinker


    TheW1zard wrote: »
    But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
    Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

    Seems like a nice loophole!
    What happens when a man in uniform stops the car and looks for the insurance square? (well it's not a disc is it :pac: )
    Just take the one from the micra and transfer between cars as needed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭Toyotafanboi


    Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

    Cel
    Taimur
    Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
    Christylvschristina
    Saim
    Ali
    Isaque
    Ionut
    Valentineobi

    What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

    Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

    1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

    2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

    Torture.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,328 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    It’s a numbers game, that’s how they get cheap cars.

    It’s really annoying though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,363 ✭✭✭littlevillage


    TheW1zard wrote: »
    But i could put a porsche in the wife's name, tax it using any old insurance no. Keep it nctd.
    Then i could drive it on my micra insurance!?

    Seems like a nice loophole!


    In this scenario, the hypothectical Porsche would have to be insured as well....by its owner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,297 ✭✭✭Gooey Looey


    This loophole had been around for years, my own mother owned, taxed and insured an Evo 6. My brother owned, taxed and insured a 1.6 focus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    In this scenario, the hypothectical Porsche would have to be insured as well....by its owner.

    Insurance companies don't insure imaginary wives.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,885 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

    Cel
    Taimur
    Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
    Christylvschristina
    Saim
    Ali
    Isaque
    Ionut
    Valentineobi

    What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

    Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

    1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

    2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

    Torture.

    Double the price. You only get waaa bags messaging you if it's a car for a few hundred euro.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

    Cel
    Taimur
    Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
    Christylvschristina
    Saim
    Ali
    Isaque
    Ionut
    Valentineobi

    What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

    Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

    1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

    2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

    Torture.
    anybody on FB with LVS in their name is from our “indigenous minority” and from personal experience should be avoided like the proverbial CV19. They’ll annoy the fuk outta ya and generally just be a waste of time.
    All the rest just want to scam you with export/PayPal stories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,088 ✭✭✭✭BonnieSituation


    Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

    Cel
    Taimur
    Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
    Christylvschristina
    Saim
    Ali
    Isaque
    Ionut
    Valentineobi

    What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

    Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

    1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

    2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

    Torture.

    What's the car?

    Lob it in here sure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    What's the car?

    Lob it in here sure.

    What's the last price there boss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    What's the last price there boss
    .....I'd be paying in CASH*



    *Hence its only fair that you accept one third of the asking price.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    .....I'd be paying in CASH*



    *Hence its only fair that you accept one third of the asking price.

    Isn't it me surname...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭johndaman66


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-jetta-1-9/26360358
    2008 VW Jetta 1.9 TDI
    173k miles
    NCT 03/21;
    Recent full service and timing belt change were told
    €2,000 ono

    The N plate and picture #7 might be inclined to put me off slightly though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,735 ✭✭✭RocketRaccoon


    Jaysis lads, i put a bangernomics yoke on Donedeal and Facebook marketplace (which i've found is getting increasingly good for selling a cheap car locally) there on Monday afternoon. I've been plagued before but holy mother of jaysis, i've not had a single call or text but had eleven thousand facebook enquiries and a few donedeal messages. I'll post a list of some of the enquiry names and hopefully someone can relate.

    Cel
    Taimur
    Jimmy lvs Tinamarie
    Christylvschristina
    Saim
    Ali
    Isaque
    Ionut
    Valentineobi

    What is it with cheap cars that drives nutters out of the woodwork?

    Every single one of them literally opens with a "whats your last price" type message, which is frustrating for two reasons.

    1, i've written in the ad that i will not be negotiating until someone has viewed the car, no text negotiations.

    2, their locations are like Galway, Cork etc and i'm in Wicklow, no way will they make that trip for my bangernomics yoke, even if i say work away to their riddiculously **** "last price".

    Torture.

    Is it an avensis?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭Toyotafanboi


    Is it an avensis?

    Corolla, even worse :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭high horse


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-jetta-1-9/26360358
    2008 VW Jetta 1.9 TDI
    173k miles
    NCT 03/21;
    Recent full service and timing belt change were told
    €2,000 ono

    The N plate and picture #7 might be inclined to put me off slightly though.

    Does she coo lad?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,307 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    high horse wrote: »
    Does she coo lad?

    It's from Monaghan, of course she'll coo!


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  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Will probably be in the market for something soon, just waiting for my yoke to completely pack it in. Anyway looking at Volvos around 2006 and the insides just look lovely. Not too worried about fuel economy or performance tbh, have a slight preference for diesel as I've gotten used to doing 80% of my typical daily driving with just my left foot. :pac: Anyway is there anything to look out for with the particular engines, diesel or petrol, they used?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    Will probably be in the market for something soon, just waiting for my yoke to completely pack it in. Anyway looking at Volvos around 2006 and the insides just look lovely. Not too worried about fuel economy or performance tbh, have a slight preference for diesel as I've gotten used to doing 80% of my typical daily driving with just my left foot. :pac: Anyway is there anything to look out for with the particular engines, diesel or petrol, they used?
    Your LEFT foot???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    Will probably be in the market for something soon, just waiting for my yoke to completely pack it in. Anyway looking at Volvos around 2006 and the insides just look lovely. Not too worried about fuel economy or performance tbh, have a slight preference for diesel as I've gotten used to doing 80% of my typical daily driving with just my left foot. :pac: Anyway is there anything to look out for with the particular engines, diesel or petrol, they used?

    You'll go a good bit newer than 2006 for a 2 grand Volvo and there are some beautie's come up for sale on a fairly regular basis.

    They're the type of car that tend to crop up and have had one careful owner, fsh and low mileage. Great cars in my humble opinion.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Andrew33 wrote: »
    Your LEFT foot???

    Aye, set off in first, into 2nd, stay in that in traffic til I'm about 200m from home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    You'll go a good bit newer than 2006 for a 2 grand Volvo and there are some beautie's come up for sale on a fairly regular basis.

    They're the type of car that tend to crop up and have had one careful owner, fsh and low mileage. Great cars in my humble opinion.
    I love their style and “Swedishness” but Volvo got passed around like an abused child for an entire decade until the Chinese bought them and turned them into a fashion brand. There are people much more knowledgeable than me on here but I’d avoid any Volvo after Ford bought them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,853 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    Aye, set off in first, into 2nd, stay in that in traffic til I'm about 200m from home.
    Ok, gotcha, as in you never have to touch accelerator. My bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    Andrew33 wrote: »
    I love their style and “Swedishness” but Volvo got passed around like an abused child for an entire decade until the Chinese bought them and turned them into a fashion brand. There are people much more knowledgeable than me on here but I’d avoid any Volvo after Ford bought them.

    Ford bought Volvo so they could use Volvo technology and engineering in their premium models not so they could use Ford engineering in Volvo models.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,549 ✭✭✭✭CoBo55


    Ford bought Volvo so they could use Volvo technology and engineering in their premium models not so they could use Ford engineering in Volvo models.

    Ha ha yea right:D Try telling that to an owner of a 1.6 diesel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,092 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/opel-corsa-with-built-in-bike-rack/26314831

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    Don't think I've ever seen one of these in person before, but remember the ads when they were new

    Tax and test into next year anyway, €1999 (too much, but still)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,575 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    CoBo55 wrote: »
    Ha ha yea right:D Try telling that to an owner of a 1.6 diesel.

    Try reading my post again, "Premium Models" does not include a 1.6 diesel.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



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