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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Santy once gave me a fab chemistry set with methanol for de Bunsen burner, and lots of poisonous chemicals, decades before the days of health & safety. Great fun.

    Used to play with Mercury on a spoon we g out from the science lab. Fascinated me as it looked like a ball bearing put ran around like liquid, and soft to touch.I’m not dead yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    I fully expect a song to be played.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    This biddy is right up Duffy's street

    Once the subject of auld Dooblain arises, Joe will string it out til 3pm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭Hego Damask


    that squeaky laugh!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    We went to the back of his morris minor Joe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,319 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    He was in the LVF???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    This is a set up. Duffy knows all about the story. Feeding her lines.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe senses a brit accent- any connection in the bbc caller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,650 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "Maybe he rubs off of me" :O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I fully expect a song to be played.

    "Me So Horny" by The 2 Live Crew?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Maybe he rubs off on me. Caller, we don’t care about your sex life.


  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    "We went to birkenhead".

    That was the closest to getting head Jimmie got.

    Wait a minute, 70 years ago was 1950. The war finished 5 years before that.

    The numbers aren't adding up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I've stopped listening, I'm listening to that Scooter song now.....lol. Makes more sense than Mr. Duffy.


    Some great lyrics:
    We don't give a penny,
    F*ck 2020.


    :pac:

    Update for more lyrics:
    Stuck on the wrong channel,
    Like being chained to a dead camel.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Once the subject of auld Dooblain arises, Joe will string it out til 3pm.

    Another 60 yrs to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Joe wheezing through his nose. Receptionist a Kleenex please, for there intended use this time.


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    No chance. Cat would have let him into the bed.

    No I'd let a younger model into bed. Aul fellas generally not a turn on. Female equivalent of durty aul man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Something not quite right about the dates.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    4 X "I KNOW DAT"s in a row - is that a record?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Not very many houses now caller unless you are on rtes dime


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Leukaemia?................get out the clamps!


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  • Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Female equivalent of durty aul man.

    I know. Lockdown is tough for me knowing you're only down the road...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    So it was National Service - Joe - not WW.II. If there's a way to confuse a story Joe'ss your man. A bit of death thrown in. Some helicopter if it could get from Ascension Island to the USA.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Hold up caller, we'll be getting back to that dead son, if you don't mind


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    When is Katy on again....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,575 ✭✭✭cozar


    This story has all the content joe craves, Dublin location, world wars, auld ones married years, well known artist that he knows and a few deaths.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    14 year old leukaemia death. Change that Kleenex order to a mop and bucket receptionist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    More good use of Licence Fee money:


  • Posts: 21,290 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ascension Island... on my bucket list but unlikely to get there unless on a fuel stop on RAF from Oxford to Port Stanley


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    No I'd let a younger model into bed. Aul fellas generally not a turn on. Female equivalent of durty aul man.

    Phew.. I'm safe so.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,472 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    ol bird is telling fairy tales.....helicopter to USA.


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