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    #92
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    It does apparently


    There you go.
    In the rush to get out all sorts of concoctions, the use of methanol was apparently given the nod by some 'elf authorities.
    Methanol is nasty stuff if you wash your hands in it every day. It will get absorbed through the skin and cause nerve damage eventually. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #93
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    cozar wrote: »
    Point of this call?

    Welcome stranger


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    #94
    statto25
    Registered Users Posts: 3,839 ✭✭✭statto25


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    I'd love a scam today. Would nearly take the hit and fall victim to one myself just to get the ball rolling

    Well known public figure receiving outlandish wages for 75 mins work per day?


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    #95
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Next week:

    Waterford Regional Hospital closed due to Coronavirus outbreak caused by UK visitor who refused to comply with visitor restrictions.


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    #96
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Drone voice zzzzzzzz


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    #97
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    This is the schitt thats all wrong. So you caller are not prepared to go see your mother. The regrets afterward will haunt you for the rest of your life. You give up easily.

    WILL YOU BOTHER ATTENDING HER FUNERAL.....


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    #98
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Pally tive care lol


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    #99
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    No joe,in the top tier level of restrictions In the Yew Kay,you can go to the gym,hairdressers/beautician etc.....nowhere near as restrictive as here....


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    #100
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Has end of life care been mentioned at all? Subtle Joe.


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    #101
    [Deleted User]
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    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Lots of places must be using methanol, almost all places I have used their hand sanitizer my hands are like they had acid burns after. I now have my own stock of it so to speak, never any issues.

    Santy once gave me a fab chemistry set with methanol for de Bunsen burner, and lots of poisonous chemicals, decades before the days of health & safety. Great fun.


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    #102
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,691 ✭✭✭buried


    You can't get your hands on the jewellery box through the auld skype

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #103
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Will we get an on-air death here?


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    #104
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "So you don't have a case caller" sez Joe


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    #105
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    after yesterdays show, this is strange topic to have. Very tough all round

    Thursday: Outbreak in Nursing Home
    Friday: Jane in another country wanting to visit her mother in a nursing home.

    Does he not get the irony here?


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    #106
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Will we get an on-air death here?

    We had the presence of a corpse which had not yet entered rigor mortis


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    #107
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,691 ✭✭✭buried


    Go back to bed missus

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #108
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    WTAF?

    Caller who can't to visit her mother in nursing home but says "Some people don't realize the virus is spreading and the hospitals are full"


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    #109
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    EOL - another term in Joe's lexicon of misery.

    ****



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    #110
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users Posts: 5,965 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    “Hopefully her situation will go on for a long time “.....I’m sorry,what???


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    #111
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    So ??


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    #112
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    cozar wrote: »
    Wtf. Had he his transistor radio on.?

    Listening to the BBC, to see how his application is doing.


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    #113
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    91 year old married 68 years. A child bride in joe years


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    #114
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Today Deathly Acronym on De Death Acronym Show is EOL.

    giphy.gif


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    #115
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,535 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    They should give them the option to see them if they bring them home to live with them until Covid is over.


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    #116
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Del.Monte wrote: »
    EOL - another term in Joe's lexicon of misery.


    Joe's favourite band from the 70s, until he realised they'd spelt their name wrong. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #117
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    he was listening to wan a his two EYEpads, OR a tranny.

    Expunge. You can't say that


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    #118
    Test For Echo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,223 ✭✭✭Test For Echo


    Yesterday: Covid19 rampant in nursing homes = bad
    Today: People not allowed into nursing homes = bad

    I'm confused


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    #119
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Why are these idiots complaining. If their loved ones got CV 19 they'd be on screaming about that too


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    #120
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    We can’t have it both ways. Either we allow visitors in nursing homes with the consequent risk or we ban visitors and try to keep Covid out.
    There is no right answer.


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    #121
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Thursday: Outbreak in Nursing Home
    Friday: Jane in another country wanting to visit her mother in a nursing home.

    Does he not get the irony here?

    You're not new here. You should know better by now caller.


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