Things Cat Trialvilly Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP*

The touch/mobile site for Boards isn't working, so now I have to use desktop mode and squint my eyes trying to read threads. I know I can zoom in, but it doesn't work very well in portrait mode, constantly having to scan the posts with my finger to even read anything.

It's more hassle than it should be.

TA that this thread is morphing into consumer issues thread
But I digress, The Batcave tas me. How did Bruce Wayne get all that heavy machinery and computers etc into the batcave and get it all set up on his own? You would need a team of workmen with a crane for just the batmobile's lazy susan for a start.
Who did his wiring for him? He would need a whole crew of sparks. Does Gotham Electric not think it is weird that he is using huge amounts of energy?

Who maintains and updates all his machinery, bat computer and electrics and the batmobile, batcopter etc?
Who installed the secret bookcase door and fireman's poles to slide into the batcave? Sure batman would be out all night fighting crime and sleeping all day, when would he get time to do all that?

Auld Alfred is kept busy cleaning, cooking and maintaining a massive mansion single handed so he would be no help there, and Aunt Harriet hasn't a clue what is going on as Bruce keeps her in the dark.

Tradesmen like to talk about interesting jobs they have done, and installing a whopping great lazy susan or supercomputer in a huge cave in the middle of nowhere would certainly class as interesting.

Another Batman ta, he has virtually unlimited funds so why doesn't he invest it in opening Foroige clubs, youth sports clubs, after school and breakfast clubs for youngsters in Gotham and things like that to help nip crime in the bud, sort of dig it out root and branch before it gets started, instead of just going out every night and punching criminals in the face?

Leaving cupboard doors or drawers half open.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I'm very guilty of that!

So am I totally unintentionally, but the amount of times I've walked back into the kitchen to the scene from sixth sense is unbelievable..... Maybe I have a ghost

A lad said to me he hopes Aston Villa get relagated as Jack Grealish is playing with them..
I said "What about Conor Hourihan ? "

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

A quirky ta but opening my packet of bistro crisps packet upside down, hate when I do that.

No point even eating them.

Hand them over to us.

TA checking my bank account today..what the fuuck, how the fuuck...

mustang shelly wrote: »

My TA is how unfit that I am.

Did my first spinning class today and my legs are gone to jelly. It took some amount of effort on my part to dismount the bike, do the warm down exercises and walk to the car without my legs collapsing from under me.

Another TA is the thought of the world of pain that I'll be in tomorrow :eek:

No pain, no gain Shel.
Put this song on your phone for the next session and you will fly it :cool:

KungPao wrote: »

How Americans, and perhaps Canadians, pronounce the name Craig.

Cregg.

Not awesome, dude.

And Graham as Gram

Poochie05 wrote: »

And Graham as Gram

And herbs as uurbs.

Sorry to carp on, but I have another Batman ta (last one I swear).
How hard would it be for people Gothamites to work out his idendity.


-He can't have a gf, wife or kids because he's out all night every night. He doesn't work a steady job for the same reason.

- He must be seriously loaded to afford all the gadgets and gizmos, batmobile, batcopter etc.
- Vigilantes have usually been the victims of crime.
- Most likely a loner.


Think it over, Bruce Wayne is Gotham City's richest bachelor and weren't his parents gunned down in font of him as a child? Now that you mention it he is a notorious loner who is rarely seen in public. Height and body type are a match.

The dogs in the street could work it out.