Dental plan!

Beanntraigheach · 27-02-2020 12:53am

EagererBeaver wrote: »

A single tank of kerosene.

Crazy Vaclav's ffs.

Homer: What country is this car from?
Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.

DubDJ · 27-02-2020 6:10pm

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Homer: What country is this car from?
Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.

PUT IT IN H!!!!!

Quantum Erasure · 27-02-2020 10:39pm

“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”

EagererBeaver · 29-02-2020 3:28am

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”

Yes I would, Kent.

RobbingBandit · 06-03-2020 5:39am

Wiggum forever Barney never

eyerer · 06-03-2020 7:03am

Simsons used to be great and i am high now. I bent my wookie

AndrewJRenko · 08-03-2020 2:24pm

Homer: Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts.

FarmerBrowne · 12-03-2020 8:16pm

Ham night will now be spam night.

Riddle101 · 13-03-2020 2:52am

"Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."

Realt Dearg Sec · 13-03-2020 2:56am

Riddle101 wrote: »

"Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."

CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!

Nerdkiller1991 · 13-03-2020 1:46pm

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!

"THAT'S OUR HOMER!"

Raconteuse · 14-03-2020 1:51am

Frank never got to go to school. He spent his childhood as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children. Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.

During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear, and feel pain again.

Riddle101 · 14-03-2020 4:58am

Marge: Homer i've been thinking. If the baby is a boy what do you think of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge! we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Farry.
Marge: Well what about Louie?
Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
Marge: Bob?
Homer: Slob.
Marge: Luke?
Homer: Puke.
Marge: Marcus?
Homer: Mucus.
Marge: What about Bart?
Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.

AndrewJRenko · 14-03-2020 11:31am

Homer: Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV.

FarmerBrowne · 17-03-2020 8:34am

Top of the morning to ye.

RobbingBandit · 17-03-2020 8:40am

It's the wearin of the green Bart

Rawr · 17-03-2020 10:59am

FarmerBrowne wrote: »

Top of the morning to ye.

Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?

P.Walnuts · 17-03-2020 4:37pm

Rawr wrote: »

Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?

Hey have you seen SULLAY??

AndrewJRenko · 21-03-2020 11:38am

Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.

Rawr · 22-03-2020 8:46am

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.

PTH2009 · 23-03-2020 9:44pm

Watching new episodes and have a question

What is up with Marges voice ?? Did they change voice actress

punisher5112 · 23-03-2020 9:45pm

PTH2009 wrote: »

Watching new episodes and have a question

What is up with Marges voice ?? Did they change voice actress

You did waaaaaaa

Realt Dearg Sec · 24-03-2020 1:13am

PTH2009 wrote: »

Watching new episodes and have a question

What is up with Marges voice ?? Did they change voice actress

Think it's the same actress but they just made her sound much more defeated and sad, instead of being cautious and put upon but capable of being feisty too. Just one of many transformations of characters for the worse in the show. Bart and Homer are really awful characters now.

The argument is they have to evolve. I disagree. The better option is to stop making episodes.

Quantum Erasure · 24-03-2020 4:15am

PTH2009 wrote: »

Watching new episodes and have a question

What is up with Marges voice ?? Did they change voice actress

homer's voice changed ages ago too... and I don't mean from this

Jordan 199 · 24-03-2020 4:55am

Homer S: Portrait of an ass grabber.

RobbingBandit · 24-03-2020 7:05am

"Two, four, six, eight, Homer's Crime was very great! Great meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!"

Rawr · 24-03-2020 11:43am

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

Think it's the same actress but they just made her sound much more defeated and sad, instead of being cautious and put upon but capable of being feisty too. Just one of many transformations of characters for the worse in the show. Bart and Homer are really awful characters now.

The argument is they have to evolve. I disagree. The better option is to stop making episodes.

I fear it this is also due to Julie Kavner's voice becoming increasingly strained over the years of voicing Marge. Alas, it's the best she can probably do due to 30+ years of strain and possible damage to her vocal chords.

Just to make things worse, in more recent years the writers have had this horrendous knack of using Marge as an exposition device for most of their jokes. She often describes jokes in the script where in the past the jokes would just stand on their own. This means that Kavner's spoken lines have increased just at a time where she could do with more breaks between recordings.

So Marge's voice is alas going to get worse, especially if the writers continue to fall onto their current bad habits.

Realt Dearg Sec · 24-03-2020 7:02pm

Rawr wrote: »

I fear it this is also due to Julie Kavner's voice becoming increasingly strained over the years of voicing Marge. Alas, it's the best she can probably do due to 30+ years of strain and possible damage to her vocal chords.

Just to make things worse, in more recent years the writers have had this horrendous knack of using Marge as an exposition device for most of their jokes. She often describes jokes in the script where in the past the jokes would just stand on their own. This means that Kavner's spoken lines have increased just at a time where she could do with more breaks between recordings.

So Marge's voice is alas going to get worse, especially if the writers continue to fall onto their current bad habits.

It's a microcosm of everything that's wrong with the show then. Bad writing, actors aging out of the voices, bad writing, the characters becoming less compelling, bad writing, a lack of a sense of purpose, and bad writing.

I don't watch the show anymore. Mainly because of the bad writing.

And the awful soulless animation.

But mainly the bad writing.

EagererBeaver · 25-03-2020 6:10pm

Acid, eh? Gee, that would've been stupid, hee hee. Boy, would my face have been red, heh heh heh!

paddylonglegs · 25-03-2020 6:56pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

"Two, four, six, eight, Homer's Crime was very great! Great meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!"

My favorite line

AndrewJRenko · 25-03-2020 9:57pm

Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this?
Waiter: It's a bowl of chaudere sir.
Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it? Say it loud enough so everyone can hear. Come on, say it.
Waiter: Ahem. chaudere.
Freddy: Chau-dere? Chau-dere? It's "chowdah." Say it right!
Waiter: Chaudere.
Freddy: Come back here! I'm not through demeaning you.

AndrewJRenko · 28-03-2020 11:28am

ExCon Security sales guy: But surely you can’t put a price on your family's lives.
Homer: I wouldn’t have thought so either, but here we are.

Ulysses Gaze · 28-03-2020 1:03pm

Marge - "Homer when I married you I knew we wouldn't live in luxury"
Homer - "And I kept that vow"

Ulysses Gaze · 29-03-2020 11:22pm

Homer: A contractor? Those guys are the biggest crooks around. They charge for materials AND labour! Pick one, jerks!

paddylonglegs · 01-04-2020 1:03pm

April Foo-

iamstop · 01-04-2020 4:17pm

We need more Bort licence plates in the gift shop

Nerdkiller1991 · 01-04-2020 6:24pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

April Foo-

BOOM!

RobbingBandit · 01-04-2020 7:13pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

April Foo-

We need pretzels

Raconteuse · 01-04-2020 10:43pm

Accepting the award is the son of the guy who played Huggy Bear.

AndrewJRenko · 04-04-2020 9:42am

Paramedic at door: Who called for an emergency sisterectomy?

paddylonglegs · 04-04-2020 6:38pm

Homer: potato man
Stage manager: where the hell have you been?

RobbingBandit · 04-04-2020 9:25pm

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Homer: potato man
Stage manager: where the hell have you been?

That was Paul McGuinness U2s manager

Ipso · 05-04-2020 2:56am

Security salesman: but sir, you can’t put a price on your family’s safety’s
Homer: you’d think so, but here we are

Grab All Association · 13-04-2020 1:39pm

I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After that, I became deeply cynical

Skylinehead · 13-04-2020 1:52pm

When Marge first told me she was joining the police academy, I thought it was going to be fun and exciting, you know, like that movie. Spaceballs. But instead, it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.

Riddle101 · 20-04-2020 10:01am

Gloria S:Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.

John S:That's enough, Gloria!

Reverend Lovejoy: John, why don't you speak?

John S: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!

Gloria S: No, I'm not.

John S: QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!

Gloria S: No, I'm not!

John S: Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!

Gloria S: Get away from me, you swine!