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new coronavirus outbreak China, Korea, USA - mod warnings in OP (updated 24/02/20)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭ldy4mxonucwsq6


    Water? It comes out of the tap!

    As long as there's someone there to keep looking after the supply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭all about the mane


    Was your Chinese friend you? You illiterate ****

    Nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,179 ✭✭✭✭fr336


    UK is next, unless the information is being suppressed.

    If you were surpressing it you'd think they'd make it believable and drip drip a few more cases around the place. Nobody's going to panic unless there's a big surge like Italy and associated action. The disappearance of Boris Johnson makes you wonder though :D At least your lot are all over the place at the moment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,038 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Never mind the effing water supply... what do we do when the electricity and the internet go? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭ldy4mxonucwsq6


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Never mind the effing water supply... what do we do when the electricity and the internet go? :(

    Monopoly by candlelight.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 288 ✭✭citysights


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Never mind the effing water supply... what do we do when the electricity and the internet go? :(

    Probably be a baby boom nine months later!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭all about the mane


    Monopoly by candlelight.

    Is monopoly code? ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,276 ✭✭✭✭Kermit.de.frog


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Never mind the effing water supply... what do we do when the electricity and the internet go? :(



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Nijmegen


    We need to see a report on whether or not putting on a bit of weight will help you survive the effects of the virus, by having some spare pounds to shed. If so, our experience of the beast from the east tells us that Irish people will emerge from quarantine fitter than ever versus this malady.


  • Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Monopoly by candlelight.

    I'm really trying not to panic here but Jesus Christ I don't have monopoly! Will hungry hungry hippos do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,038 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    citysights wrote: »
    Probably be a baby boom nine months later!
    I think you are overestimating the capabilities of my emergency bunker sex doll.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,751 ✭✭✭saabsaab


    I'm really trying not to panic here but Jesus Christ I don't have monopoly! Will hungry hungry hippos do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?


    Certainly not, hippos are known carriers!


  • Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    saabsaab wrote: »
    Certainly not, hippos are known carriers!

    Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,539 ✭✭✭auspicious


    I'm really trying not to panic here but Jesus Christ I don't have monopoly! Will hungry hungry hippos do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

    Don't worry. You can play battleship with two pieces of paper and a pencil.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,196 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    This thread has certainly picked up in the past day or two - anything to do with Italy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200224021700053?section=society/all
    28 South Korean tourists test positive for covid 19 after returning from Israel.
    Israel is fecked!

    No fear of Ireland testing South Korean tourists though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,537 ✭✭✭ldy4mxonucwsq6


    auspicious wrote: »
    Don't worry. You can play battleship with two pieces of paper and a pencil.

    Finally a use for all those spare sum copies I have lying around!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 336 ✭✭ThePopehimself


    I'm really trying not to panic here but Jesus Christ I don't have monopoly! Will hungry hungry hippos do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
    Oh God No...No! Jesus No! Don't touch the Hungry Hungry Hippo !......
    Have you got any Cluedo???:eek:


  • Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    fritzelly wrote: »
    This thread has certainly picked up in the past day or two - anything to do with Italy?

    Indeed it has.

    Have you tonight’s numbers? I’ve been waiting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,682 ✭✭✭touts


    auspicious wrote: »
    Don't worry. You can play battleship with two pieces of paper and a pencil.

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with L.

    Looters at the gate.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭macwal


    Finally a use for all those spare sum copies I have lying around!


    Cool, you can make loads of "maze" puzzles...


    That'll get you through a 2 week quarantine period.


  • Posts: 13,839 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stop the bus is the best pen and paper game.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Already letting 1000 people off that cruise without quarantine has become a mistake

    4 Brits on a commercial airliner test positive on their second test which was received after they returned to Britain. Had tested negative the first time round and had no symptoms so were allowed enter the plane with the general public.Though it is unclear whether that had been tested AT ALL before boarding. Imagine how many dozens of other infected people are now walking around Japan from that ship who only had one negative test
    Paul Hunter, professor of health protection at the University of East Anglia, was highly critical of the error.

    "How anybody would think that you could actually take samples from people to make sure they're not positive and then put them on a plane to tell them a few days later is indefensible," he told Sky News.

    https://news.sky.com/story/four-new-uk-covid-19-cases-after-cruise-ship-evacuees-test-positive-11941578

    Also never saw it mentioned here but apparently the Irish couple on board were evacuated with the Brits


  • Posts: 7,967 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Oh God No...No! Jesus No! Don't touch the Hungry Hungry Hippo !......
    Have you got any Cluedo???:eek:

    Honestly I don't even have hungry hungry hippos!

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,196 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Indeed it has.

    Have you tonight’s numbers? I’ve been waiting

    Nothing yet - expect the dead to be rising


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Indeed it has.

    Have you tonight’s numbers? I’ve been waiting

    https://www.lottery.ie/draw-games/results/view?game=lotto&draws=8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,646 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    fritzelly wrote: »
    Nothing yet - expect the dead to be rising

    It's not that kind of virus. Stand Cillian Murphy down. If they die, they stay dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    Email I got from a relative when I sent them Dr. Johns latest
    Nothing to worry about so far. The normal flu kills thousands every year. Covid19 is a pussy to date

    Christ, someone mentioned normalcy bias earlier ....


    picard-facepalm.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,401 ✭✭✭all about the mane


    Stop the bus is the best pen and paper game.

    Explain??


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,393 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    Wonder who the 65 were and why they were chosen for testing.

    Methinks there is some kind of cover up or mitigation going on all over now.

    As was said by a previous poster December into early January saw a a bad strain of flu in Ireland meant to have been the worst in 20 years Highest number of pneumonia cases also recorded in many years,has not been a peep about this since coronavirus outbreak.
    Im not one for conspiracy theory's but defiantly makes me think somthing els is a miss.


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