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Sh!t that makes you feel old.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,638 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    When you realise that Unplugged in New York was released 25 years ago.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,762 ✭✭✭✭dubstarr


    Next year 1990 is 30 years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,674 ✭✭✭✭Ol' Donie


    Arghus wrote: »
    When you realise that Unplugged in New York was released 25 years ago.


    Was watching The Beatles Anthology last night. I remember when it came out thinking, wow, Paul looks pretty old in these interviews.

    Last night I thought, wow, Paul looks so young in these interviews.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    dubstarr wrote: »
    Next year 1990 is 30 years ago.


    Basically Ireland was created in 1990 at the World Cup.


    There is Ireland pre 1990 WC and Ireland post 1990 WC.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Tired Gardener


    One thing that makes me feel old is that more years have passed since the Berlin Wall collapsed than it stood. 1961 to 1989 28 years, 1989 to 2019 30 years.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭blueshade


    When the ''kids'' that used to call trick or treating when they were little are now bringing their kids to our house trick or treating. Seems like the blink of an eye. That and having good and bad legs instead of left and right ones.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Getting refused entry to underage discos.


    fkn hate that wreaks my buzz


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Telling a recent admirer that I was old enough to be his mother, and then realising that because he's 23 and I'm 40, it's actually bloody true!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Telling a recent admirer that I was old enough to be his mother, and then realising that because he's 23 and I'm 40, it's actually bloody true!


    If you were bit of a slag at 16/17 that is...:D


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭blueshade


    If you were bit of a slag at 16/17 that is...:D

    I'm just gonna get a big bowl of popcorn while I watch the replies to this post. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭simongurnick


    When i am older than doctors


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,203 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I am older than the Taoiseach by a few months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,568 ✭✭✭Iseedeadpixels


    Football managers are getting younger than me :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 463 ✭✭Jonybgud


    seamusk84 wrote: »
    We had some transition years in the office during the week for a bit of work experience. I had to give a run through of my career to date and told them I graduated college in 05.
    One of them said to me: I was three years old then.
    Fecking hell....

    My car is older than them so, and I bought the f*ckin' thing new.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,852 ✭✭✭Steve F


    Realizing that Elvis has been dead as long as he was alive (42 years) I remember vividly hearing the news,where I was,what I did that day etc,etc.
    I have to post this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jpLo1A4x_g


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,156 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    When some of my toenails are too tough to cut with a scissors!


  • Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭twignme


    When I start saying to myself "gosh these elasticated waistbands are really comfortable".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,176 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Watching old TV shows on Youtube that have the real ads included.
    Back in the day I would have fast forwarded the VHS tape.
    Now I am nostalgic for them!

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,820 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    When you see your old hot teachers again and they aren't that hot anymore!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,283 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Hearing the youth being optimistic about the future! :pac:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭Thespoofer


    Circuit training..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,641 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    When you're down on your hunkers and you take a moment to see if there's anything else you can do while you're down there.

    Reminds me of a conversation with the brother on whatsapp, he explained 'You know your getting old when you go upstairs for something and because your near the toilet you go fcuk it might as well take a slash so I don't need one afterward.' :)

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,767 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Just had the 6.30 am bladder wake up call


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Reminds me of a conversation with the brother on whatsapp, he explained 'You know your getting old when you go upstairs for something and because your near the toilet you go fcuk it might as well take a slash so I don't need one afterward.' :)

    :D

    Or when you walk into a room with purpose and once in completely forget why you’re there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Just had the 6.30 am bladder wake up call

    wait until you start having 3.30 am bladder wakeup calls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,513 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    :D

    Or when you walk into a room with purpose and once in completely forget why you’re there.

    that is called Threshold Syndrome and there is actual science behind the reason why that happens.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 428 ✭✭blueshade


    It's frosty this morning and more body parts than ever are aching.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,795 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Just realised on Monday it will be 10 years since the Thierry Henry handball fiasco, surely it can't have been that long ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,259 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Just realised on Monday it will be 10 years since the Thierry Henry handball fiasco, surely it can't have been that long ago.

    Please tell me you're joking.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The guy who sits to my left in work wasn’t even born when I graduated from my degree course. And he isn’t an intern this year.

    You old?
    Me, leaving school in 1978 it wasn’t at all a given you went third level. Civil Service, Banks etc were the way to go then straight from Leaving Cert. in fact you could get what was regarded as a plumb job in the ESB as a computer operator having completed Intermediate Certificate (Junior Cert+ to most of you) but the entry exam was really tough and beyond me :( I knew people who got it, and had all sorts of opportunities to study further, work abroad etc. Your career could start out of school then, earning and all. However pay in those days was very modest, and standard of living very much so. But you could have the odd luxury and it was exciting when you did!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    that is called Threshold Syndrome and there is actual science behind the reason why that happens.

    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-walking-through-doorway-makes-you-forget/

    I’m so relieved, thought it was the menopause :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Eggs For Dinner


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Just had the 6.30 am bladder wake up call

    Oh, how I long for one of them 😔


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Just realised on Monday it will be 10 years since the Thierry Henry handball fiasco, surely it can't have been that long ago.
    And some people are still going on about it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭Shady Grady


    I got one for you. Was just in Tesco buying a slab of beer and went through the self check out. When a young woman in charge of that area came up asked if I needed her to lift it up and scan it for me. I was like damn girl, I'm not there yet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 738 ✭✭✭Cushtie


    9pm on a Friday night and only fit for the leaba after the week.

    Was a time when Monday was worst day of week, wrecked tired and dead from the weekend. But you always got better as the week wore on and fighting fit again by Friday.

    Now it's the opposite, Grand on the Monday but wrecked by Friday.


  • Registered Users Posts: 250 ✭✭The Jman


    When I'm slagging off football players for being old and past their best at the age of 33 and remembering I'm 36 in February!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,904 ✭✭✭daheff


    when interns think MacGyver was a minor character on the Simpsons....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭vriesmays


    People who've never heard of Jimmy Hoffa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    When you realise someone born in 2000 is now an adult, well in age anyway.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭2pacshakur


    Rooney and Ronaldo are close to retirement. I remember there debuts like it was yesterday.

    I bought a new vacuum cleaner and was excited about it.

    I now need 9 hours of sleep to function properly in work.

    I'm afraid of the two day hangover so gave up drinking

    I can feel myself getting older and dying.

    I died in 1996


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Having a parent/teacher meeting with a past pupil’s child ... and saying the exact SAME thing about little Johnny. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,497 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    Saw a post on FB earlier, one of the guys in my year in school got engaged. Also one of my friends got married last year. Guess it's heading towards that stage of life now!.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Got the news that I became a great-aunt a week ago (9th of November of all days). That's like being a granny!

    I mean, it was just bearable to be a (great :cool:) auntie, but a great-aunt?

    And the worst thing is that I feel the urge to show everyone a picture of the newborn, the usual crumply baby. In pre-great-aunt-times I used to roll my eyes when anybody wanted to show me a picture of a baby. They look all the same anyway.
    (Though not my great-niece, obviously ... :D)

    Gosh, what became of me ....:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    When your friends daughter,s start having children ,you are now old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭tnegun


    Saw a post on FB earlier, one of the guys in my year in school got engaged. Also one of my friends got married last year. Guess it's heading towards that stage of life now!.
    The fact that this makes you feel old makes me feel ancient!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,940 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Was told to edit my CV to make it look like I'm not so old.
    Suggestion was to cut early career experience so like that, 16 years experience became 8 and a trade qualification and degree were removed like they never happened.
    Didn't think this would happen at 40.

    Granted I am looking at a specific role to gain experience and so ordinarily it would be someone in their 20's applying for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,555 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    FB friend suggestions.. 18 yo women in tee shirts posing for a camera. Why are they a suggested friend? Because I'm friends with their parents. Fock off Facebook


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,820 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    i saw Westlife was on The Late Late on Friday and the sang flying without wings.
    When I was in Primary school they were about 19/20 and I remember saying to myself these guys are really old and grown up. I think some of them called for some charity thing.
    Now that they are 39/40 I don't think they are that old.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    watching a TV programme from your youth that you thought was great but now as an adult you realise it was cr@p

    for example yesterday i was watching TJ Hooker and my god the acting & script was so hammy it was almost laughable ...in fact the same could be said for most 80's TV shows

    Modern high standards in TV production really shows them up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 391 ✭✭Realtine


    My niece is about to become a Grandmother!! WTF


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