Nice turn of phrase you've heard

Have you any clever/funny expressions you've heard along the way? I had an old manager who was full of them:

He's all hat and no cattle (nothing material behind his words)

If you turned sideways we'd mark you absent (you're skinny)

[Sighing,shaking head] It's not even about winning anymore, it's about what you lose by.

[About someone who has all the gossip] I tell you what, I bet you hear the grass grow. You hear everything!

I do have a heart you know, not just a swinging brick on a rope.

Any nice ones you've come across?