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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #932
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^

    and her slutty voice

    Man her voice was dynamite!
    Well along with every other part of her I guess


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    #933
    SirGerryAdams
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 499 ✭✭SirGerryAdams


    The women in bras in the debenhams (?) catalogue.


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    #934
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    From the film Patriot Games - a woman in a bra, panties and suspenders


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    #935
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    branie2 wrote: »
    From the film Patriot Games - a woman in a bra, panties and suspenders

    I'll see you a patriot games and raise you Tia Carrere in Waynes World. I taped it off TV once. I must have wore out the rewind button


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    #936
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    in the alternate ending section when she appeared in the bikini?


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    #937
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    branie2 wrote: »
    in the alternate ending section when she appeared in the bikini?

    You know it. Absolute kryptonite


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    #938
    ziedth
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 9,081 Mod ✭✭✭✭ziedth


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Any time Jennifer Ellison appeared in the newspaper back in the day when newspapers and Jennifer Ellison were a thing.

    Ditto Kelly Brook and Sofia Vergara.

    Had a mild obsession with Jennifer Ellison over the later part of my teenage years couldn't go a month with seeing a zoo,FHM,nuts cover...... Broke my heart couple of years ago when I saw time caught up with her (although I think she looks great these days)

    If Una Healy had been around in my teens I don't think I would have survived until adulthood


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    #939
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    ziedth wrote: »
    Had a mild obsession with Jennifer Ellison over the later part of my teenage years couldn't go a month with seeing a zoo,FHM,nuts cover...... Broke my heart couple of years ago when I saw time caught up with her (although I think she looks great these days)

    If Una Healy had been around in my teens I don't think I would have survived until adulthood

    Ellison was THE thing in the early 2000s, I was mad about her.

    Una Healy . . . stop. She's tremendous, looks unreal since her marriage break up


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    #940
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,561 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Breast augmentation ads at the back of, usually women’s, magazines and/or “Wonder Bra” ones.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #941
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    Arghus wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

    Nicole Kidman in all that film. Smoking


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    #942
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Breast augmentation ads at the back of, usually women’s, magazines and/or “Wonder Bra” ones.

    Hello, Boys!


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    #943
    Rikand
    Registered Users Posts: 20,342 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    Jennifer Ellison would still be in my 5 freebies.


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    #944
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    African tribeswomen in my Geography book.

    Had a VHS stashed in the house that I would record good bits of Fashion TV, TG5 / TV5 (The French one) The Word, The Girlie Show, Eurotrash, Baywatch, Neighbours, Home and Away and some music videos. I used to edit them, cut a section of videotape out and sellotape the two ends back together, check the edit, cut more if I needed to. Could end up with with 5 minutes of nakedness, bouncing boobs, or sexy girls in bikins, that was enough for 3 tonks when I was 18 :D

    Had a "super poster" hidden behind the drawer of my divan bed, it had page 3 girls and hot girls from Smash Hits or FHM, Sam Fox, Melissa George, Erika Eleniak, Kimberley Davies, Isla Fisher, Rebekah Elmaloglou

    I hit the jackpot once when I found a film Chloe that a sensationally hot Marion Cottilard aged 18 - 20 year old with her fantastic boobs out, god I was raw for months after. :D


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    #945
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    Hector Bellend wrote: »
    I wanked off to Thelma Mansfield

    One hand on the dong and the other covering Derek Davis face, he would have been disgusted :D


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    #946
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    yellowpostit01 wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman in all that film. Smoking

    Dead Calm, smashing.

    Real shame her and Ellison ruined themselves with surgery.


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    #947
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It's a pity that pictures from the Family Album catalogues aren't uploaded here. It would be nice to see the swimwear and lingerie sections again


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    #948
    Hermy
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,314 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hermy


    Shemale wrote: »
    Dead Clam...

    Something fishy about that!

    Genealogy Forum Mod



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    #949
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Rikand wrote: »
    Jennifer Ellison would still be in my 5 freebies.

    I'm with you there, if only for nostalgic purposes. No idea what she looks like now, nor do I want to.


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    #950
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    Shemale wrote: »
    Dead Clam, smashing.

    .

    Never saw Dead Calm: is it up there with her in "to Die For"


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    #951
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    yellowpostit01 wrote: »
    Never saw Dead Calm: is it up there with her in "to Die For"

    Dunno never saw it but she is naked in Dead Calm


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    #952
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    The Golden Girls


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    #953
    TheDiceMan2020
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭TheDiceMan2020


    Found a French porno that was set in President Jacques Chirac's office circa 1995. His secretary was riding everyone bar himself (who was the image of the real Chirac) and one scene she was sitting at her desk fingering herself with the President at his desk in the background. :D


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    #954
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The Family Album catalogue in my mother's locker was the 1993 spring/summer edition


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    #955
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Edgware wrote: »
    The Golden Girls

    Blanche? :D


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    #956
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    A woman with very shapely legs in the Argos catalogue :D

    I also had a video cassette tape disguised as a Kenan and Kel movie, which my parents hated - but every time a scene I knew I found sexy was coming up in something like Saved By The Bell, Sabrina, or the boobs scene from Titanic (to take some examples) I'd fast forward to a random bit in the middle of the tape and record it. Soon the tape was full with almost two hours of sexy scenes from TV shows and movies I watched, but with half an hour of Kenan and Kel padding at either end to throw people off the scent :D:D:D


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    #957
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I’ve a wild imagination and a kinky mind. The stuff I think up would give ya a horn that’d bate a bad donkey out of a field of carrots.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #958
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^

    did you make up that saying?


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    #959
    Shemale
    Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Shemale


    ziedth wrote: »
    Had a mild obsession with Jennifer Ellison over the later part of my teenage years couldn't go a month with seeing a zoo,FHM,nuts cover...... Broke my heart couple of years ago when I saw time caught up with her (although I think she looks great these days)

    Last time I saw her she was on some celebrity weight loss thing with The Beast, she looked awful, she must have been 25 stone.


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    #960
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,295 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    fryup wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^

    did you make up that saying?

    Hopefully he did


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    #961
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,202 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    branie2 wrote: »
    Blanche? :D

    Rose, surely.


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