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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #722
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    from 1999, after the internet, but I hope it counts as a memory


    on my first morning on holiday in the Algarve, a woman in a cream (I think) bikini fastens her friend's bikini top.


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    #723
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I remember turning 12 and finally getting my grubby hands on this 'New World' geography book, as I think it was called; which towards the end of the book, featured Amazonian women with their saggy tits on display.

    Now, I don't specifically remember fapping to this, but I would be surprised if I didn't. No self-respecting 12-year-old in 1998 would have let that kind of fap material pass through his fingers, so to speak.


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    #724
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sonja Kristina was a really good role model for fapping on the 1970s :)


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    #725
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,636 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

    http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg


    http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg


    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg


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    #726
    smilerf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭smilerf


    Some bird on eurotrash


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    #727
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Farrah Fawcett, Lynda Carter and Jerry Hall must surely have been responsible for literally hundreds of millions of male faps back in the 1970s.:cool:

    http://www.busybeeblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Farrah-Fawcett-red-swim-suit-poster.jpg


    http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/tvbanners/184038/p184038_b_v8_ab.jpg


    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/a8/45/8d/a8458ddfcced3faa2503e0b53d095941.jpg

    My god Wonder Woman was so freakin hot.


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    #728
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    from 1999, after the internet, but I hope it counts as a memory


    on my first morning on holiday in the Algarve, a woman in a cream (I think) bikini fastens her friend's bikini top.

    Sorry, that should have read fastened her friend's bikini top. They had been sunbathing for a while by the pool, under my flat's balcony.


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    #729
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A picture of a naked woman in a science book


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    #730
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    2 words: Playtex Secrets.


    One of the women in that ad was pulling on her panties.


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    #731
    Tilikum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    Liz Hurley - safety pin dress (magazine)

    Over & over & over.


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    #732
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.


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    #733
    sjb25
    Registered Users Posts: 3,378 ✭✭✭sjb25


    This lady ;)

    Lame enough

    But damn......


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    #734
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.


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    #735
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    What I could have fapped to in 1992, which was a year before I started, was the start of an article about the topless Sarah Ferguson scandal. It described the stages of going topless.

    The article I mentioned was in an edition of the Sunday Press


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    #736
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Pictures of mermaids


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    #737
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The trailers to the thrillers Blue Ice and Red Rock West


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    #738
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.


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    #739
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Jaysus branie, you don't need to post here every time you have a ****!


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    #740
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    This thread seems slow at times, so I want to keep things going, you know what I mean?


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    #741
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And I'm also sharing memories that come to mind


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    #742
    Arghus
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    branie2 wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman in the changing room scene in To Die For.

    Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.


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    #743
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Arghus wrote: »
    Nicole Kidman in the trailer for Eyes Wide Shut.

    When she was putting her bra on in the film


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    #744
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    From an episode of The Fugitive: a woman in a yellow bikini passes Richard Kimble and a girl he is talking to.

    The girl Kimble was talking to was one of the guests of the episode.


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    #745
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    One scene in an episode of Baywatch

    A woman who stripped down to a bikini after getting off her motorbike


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    #746
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users Posts: 12,241 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Could someone rename this thread the Branie2 masturbation diary?


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    #747
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    There were others before me who contributed memories as well


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    #748
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users Posts: 12,241 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    15 of the last 23 posts at a quick glance. Including about 5 in a row.

    Seems more like a current status update rather than memories.


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    #749
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Teen Wolf - when Michael J Fox catches his love interest changing, you only see a bra, but that kept me entertained for a while.


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    #750
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Are Am Eye wrote: »
    They went Bust?

    Pun intended?


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    #751
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    branie2 wrote: »
    There were others before me who contributed memories as well

    but not as many as you

    you seem to have been always at it....i take it your blind in one eye;)


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