Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

branie2

Speaking of things French, the lingerie part of a C&F catalogue when I was in France.

Eggonyerface

Keeping with the French vibe. My 3rd year french textbook had two particular pictures. One was a standard teenage girl looking cute,and the other was a beach scene but one of the auld ones was topless. I'd be teary eyed with nostalgia if I got my hands on that book

branie2

Eggonyerface wrote: »

Keeping with the French vibe. My 3rd year french textbook had two particular pictures. One was a standard teenage girl looking cute,and the other was a beach scene but one of the auld ones was topless. I'd be teary eyed with nostalgia if I got my hands on that book

And we'd love to see a picture of said beach scene

Edgware

Any of the Home and Away gang were good for a pull ( not Alf!)

branie2

Edgware wrote: »

Any of the Home and Away gang were good for a pull ( not Alf!)

Marilyn was a looker back in the day

The Royal Scam

B_ecke_r wrote: »

Linda Martin photo shoot bout 20 years ago

I had a promo picture of her from the eurovision. Jeysus I loved that picture.

bodhrandude

Marianne Faithful in Girl on a Motorcycle, although not lame and embarrassing.

FanadMan

My parents were voracious readers and encouraged myself and my brother to read. Presents for xmas and birthdays were always books. When I got to the age when "things were stirring", I discovered that there was a lot of x-rated scenes in books like The Godfather or The Name of the Rose and I read and re-read them. Also authors like Sydney Sheldon and Jackie Collins were were good for a tug. My parents knew that there was graphic scenes in these books but turned a blind eye and left me to them.

Strumms

Eggonyerface wrote: »

Keeping with the French vibe. My 3rd year french textbook had two particular pictures. One was a standard teenage girl looking cute,and the other was a beach scene but one of the auld ones was topless. I'd be teary eyed with nostalgia if I got my hands on that book

‘Teary eyed’, hmmm never heard it called that before

branie2

The French book I remember was Bienvenue en Francais

bodhrandude

One I'm surprised no one has mentioned yet is the Jimi Hendrix album cover Electric Ladyland, surely some of you must've raided your brother's record collection to have a fap at that.

Eggonyerface

branie2 wrote: »

The French book I remember was Bienvenue en Francais

That's the one. Number 2. I've searched Google but can't find my edition

yellowpostit01

branie2 wrote: »

Marilyn was a looker back in the day

Marilyn was in Emmerdale for a bit and looked great: no hippy clothes and her hair was a lot nicer

yellowpostit01

dodderangler wrote: »

Jessica rabbit.
Not gonna lie.
And Beyoncé video work it out.
I was 14 I think

Jessica Rabbit- I think we have all been there!

Beyonce at that time was just insanely hot. For me it was her Crazy in Love video. That would be put on repeat!

dodderangler

yellowpostit01 wrote: »

Jessica Rabbit- I think we have all been there!

Beyonce at that time was just insanely hot. For me it was her Crazy in Love video. That would be put on repeat!

I had to record that song on vhs and keep rewinding it 😂

yellowpostit01

dodderangler wrote: »

I had to record that song on vhs and keep rewinding it ��

In my younger days, I'm sure I did the exact same trick with loads of the Spice Girls videos . . .

fryup

bodhrandude wrote: »

One I'm surprised no one has mentioned yet is the Jimi Hendrix album cover Electric Ladyland, surely some of you must've raided your brother's record collection to have a fap at that.

nah, there was something too 60's about it, hairstyles, the eye make up....and the ladies looked a tad portly & plump

Tikki Wang Wang

Two sunny side up fried eggs that resembled a pair of smallish baps

fryup

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Two sunny side up fried eggs that resembled a pair of smallish baps

and where did you live? in a seminary?

Autecher

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Two sunny side up fried eggs that resembled a pair of smallish baps

branie2

A woman in a white bikini in an Ambre Solaire ad from 1992

yellowpostit01

You have some memory lad

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^^^

his "lad" has some memory alright

seagull

With all his entries in this thread, I'm amazed his lad is not completely worn away

branie2

It's still there

yellowpostit01

branie2 wrote: »

It's still there

I'll bet. I'd say it's like those soldiers from 'Nam

"I've seen some ****"

Ragnar Lothbrok

For the first three years in secondary school, our form teacher was a woman who was better than average looking and probably mid- to late-20s.

There was a store cupboard in our form room built into the wall, that Miss X would keep her supplies, stationery, etc. inside. A very common fantasy of mine was to be "trapped" in the cupboard with her, for a considerable time, during which she would succumb to the inevitable temptation and teach me a whole new lesson.

As lads of that age invariably do, we would sit around discussing such things, and it turned out that almost every boy in the class had the same fantasy. I have often wondered if she ever realised how much of her students' w@nking thoughts involved her and that damned cupboard

branie2

Given what we know now about certain female teachers in the news, you were better off not realising that fantaasy

fryup

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^^

his "lad" has some memory alright

seagull wrote: »

With all his entries in this thread, I'm amazed his lad is not completely worn away

branie2 wrote: »

It's still there

how's your eyesight?

branie2

well, I read what you said there, so it's fine.