Things That Trivially Annoy You.

04-03-2019 02:49AM

whisky_galore wrote: »

Anniversary of Beast from the East; why was it that people went crazy for Brennan's Bread? It's not even a very good bread. Bog standard doughy white sliced pan.

Because people are idiots. I knew the minute a few drops of snow fell I'd see "hilarious" bread jokes on social media. Well here's one for you, those got stale almost as soon as they happened the first time. Almost makes you wanna wreck a Lidl.

04-03-2019 07:23AM

Trying to park the car in a snow covered train station. Impossible to see line markings.

Ariadne · 04-03-2019 08:23AM

Considering that ole doll means girlfriend in Cork, it's not something I'd be calling my mother

cue Deliverance music

von Smallhausen · 04-03-2019 10:41AM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Man blinded in freak nipple related incident.

It was a booby trap :pac::pac:

lbc2019 · 04-03-2019 10:45AM

Slept in. Late train to Dublin argh

Gwynplaine · 04-03-2019 10:47AM

madmaggie wrote: »

I put on the Robbie Williams programme on TG4 to sing along with the old songs, but he's turned into Daniel O'Donnell.

And still in the closet too.

CrowdedHouse · 04-03-2019 11:12AM

I nicked myself shaving - hate that

Just realised between one thing and another I haven't driven my car since last Friday week and the brake discs are all rusty.

EDIT I also realised I've no cash on me, well maybe €5 in loose change, I don't need any really but I'm kinda old school and like something in the wallet other than plastic.

Aglomerado · 04-03-2019 11:38AM

whisky_galore wrote: »

Anniversary of Beast from the East; why was it that people went crazy for Brennan's Bread? It's not even a very good bread. Bog standard doughy white sliced pan.

David McSavage did a podcast in which he described that bread as being made of bitterness and hate....:D:D

Seanachai · 04-03-2019 11:43AM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

People who can't cook, put petrol in a car, close a door, spell, swim, light a fire. Basically anyone who is mammied to within an inch of their life.

Mollycoddling is toxic, people really underestimate how much it messes you up

razorblunt · 04-03-2019 11:46AM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Mom is used in Cork and has been for donkeys years .

Not on de Northside, biy.

Ragnar Lothbrok · 04-03-2019 12:52PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Mom is used in Cork and has been for donkeys years .

Has it really?

Brendan Bendar · 04-03-2019 03:58PM

whisky_galore wrote: »

Anniversary of Beast from the East; why was it that people went crazy for Brennan's Bread? It's not even a very good bread. Bog standard doughy white sliced pan.

Beg to differ, had four slices of their Wholegrain product this am at approx 0645 and by 0730 I was on the bowl sluicing out a nice baton with minimum effort.

Their product does its job, as far as I can ascertain, no complaints here.

Ush1 · 04-03-2019 04:00PM

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

Has it really?

My missus is from Cork and always says mom.

Bredabe · 04-03-2019 04:04PM

Ush1 wrote: »

My missus is from Cork and always says mom.

I hear Mom from Kerry ppl as well, interchangeably with Mam.

Rosie Rant · 04-03-2019 04:22PM

Today's trivial annoyance is brought to you by the patronising, sexist arse I had over to fix a problem in the apartment today. He briefly explained what the cause of the problem was and asked if I understood. I said I did and clearly meant it. He still explained it again, slower and with more elaborate hand gestures, practically drawing a picture and asked again if I understood. And again.

When I said yes again (and again) he said "oh you do, do you? Are you suuuure?" A prickish, patronising smirk spread over his face when he saw he was annoying me. I half expected him to pat me on the head and call me "Little Lady." There aren't enough rolling eyes emoji in the world.

Sephiroth_dude · 04-03-2019 04:30PM

Rosie Rant wrote: »

Today's trivial annoyance is brought to you by the patronising, sexist arse I had over to fix a problem in the apartment today. He briefly explained what the cause of the problem was and asked if I understood. I said I did and clearly meant it. He still explained it again, slower and with more elaborate hand gestures, practically drawing a picture and asked again if I understood. And again.

When I said yes again (and again) he said "oh you do, do you? Are you suuuure?" A prickish, patronising smirk spread over his face when he saw he was annoying me. I half expected him to pat me on the head and call me "Little Lady." There aren't enough rolling eyes emoji in the world.

A swift kick up the backside was what he needed !

Autosport · 04-03-2019 04:40PM

The price of diesel rising

iamwhoiam · 04-03-2019 04:49PM

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

Has it really?

Yea it has , my guess is it stems from the Irish word " mamai " or Mamó . They are pronounced Momaí / Momó so it seems to have come from that

Ragnar Lothbrok · 04-03-2019 05:00PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Yea it has , my guess is it stems from the Irish word " mamai " or Mamó . They are pronounced Momaí / Momó so it seems to have come from that

I've never heard anyone say "mom" in Cork. Mam or Mammy are the only way I ever recall hearing it pronounced.

I assumed the first post in relation to this was talking about the written version though, not the spoken version. No one this side of the Atlantic should ever write "Mom".

iamwhoiam · 04-03-2019 05:09PM

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I've never heard anyone say "mom" in Cork. Mam or Mammy are the only way I ever recall hearing it pronounced.

I assumed the first post in relation to this was talking about the written version though, not the spoken version. No one this side of the Atlantic should ever write "Mom".

I only spoke of what I hear in west Cork as have other posters mentioned too . Maybe its a gaeltacht area use
I have no idea why you have a problem with people who call their mother Mom also writting that as Mom ?
My nieces from West Cork text me and mention their Mom . No clue as to why shouldn't ?

freshpopcorn · 04-03-2019 05:15PM

I live in North cork most people here use the word mam. Some might use mammy at times.
I have heard of people say me ma more so in the city.
I remember I came across the word mom once. It was from a well respected family who were on the Cork/Kerry border.

Sephiroth_dude · 04-03-2019 05:18PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I only spoke of what I hear in west Cork as have other posters mentioned too . Maybe its a gaeltacht area use
I have no idea why you have a problem with people who call their mother Mom also writting that as Mom ?
My nieces from West Cork text me and mention their Mom . No clue as to why shouldn't ?

Are you a Corkonian :-O ?

I use a variation of mam/mom/mammy :-D

iamwhoiam · 04-03-2019 05:25PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Are you a Corkonian :-O ?

I use a variation of mam/mom/mammy :-D

No a true Dub ! But my dad was from Cork and we are there a lot and have family there !

Pawwed Rig · 04-03-2019 05:51PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

I have no idea why you have a problem with people who call their mother Mom also writting that as Mom ?

Because different things annoy different people. Even trivial things.

The Cork accent in general annoys me coz I had a very patronising uncle from Cork. So everytime I hear a west Cork lilt my shackles are raised.
He did describe his mother as Mom though and he would be well into his 80s now.

iamwhoiam · 04-03-2019 05:56PM

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Because different things annoy different people. Even trivial things.

The Cork accent in general annoys me coz I had a very patronising uncle from Cork. So everytime I hear a west Cork lilt my shackles are raised.
He did describe his mother as Mom though and he would be well into his 80s now.

Thats true I suppose ! We all have our trivial annoyances ! I love the Cork accent but then again my uncles were all lovely !

Ariadne · 04-03-2019 05:56PM

Another Corkonian who says mom here, most of my friends from Cork say mom as well. Some say mam alright so it just depends.

Sephiroth_dude · 04-03-2019 06:00PM

iamwhoiam wrote: »

No a true Dub

Awww

:pac:

iamwhoiam · 04-03-2019 06:01PM

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Awww

:pac:

Have I just gone down in your estimation!!

ðŸ˜¢

retro:electro · 04-03-2019 06:09PM

Minding my littlest niece this evening and she has been asking for “blue on blue” for the last hour and I’ve no idea what she’s saying. I can’t text her mam as she’s in a meeting and my dancing isn’t working at distracting her.

freshpopcorn · 04-03-2019 06:10PM

Take the surname Coughlan.
It's pronounced different in different parts of Cork.
Some people don't even relies it's the same surname.
PS it doesn't annoy me.

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