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Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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    #5702
    Count Down
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭Count Down


    Tazzimus wrote: »
    Like shaking hands with a piece of wet lettuce, it's horrible.

    If you're going to shake someones hand, do it properly.

    On the other hand, someone who engages in a crush-type handshake. :mad:
    Ever notice how the Queen always gives a limp handshake, and barely grips the fingers of anyone she shakes hands with?


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    #5703
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users Posts: 4,408 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    Count Down wrote: »
    On the other hand, someone who engages in a crush-type handshake. :mad:
    Ever notice how the Queen always gives a limp handshake, and barely grips the fingers of anyone she shakes hands with?

    To be fair she is in her nineties.


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    #5704
    New Home
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    FishOnABike wrote: »
    To be fair she is in her nineties.

    And she has to touch peasants.


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    #5705
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    New Home wrote: »
    And she has to touch peasants.


    Ew


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    #5706
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Ilovethe bonesofyou wrote: »
    People with a really weak watery handshake are a TA.

    I also find when you encounter someone with massive hands who shakes the **** out of your arm to such an extent that your whole body shakes TA. It feels like they're trying to shake your soul loose...


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    #5707
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    It feels like they're trying to shake your soul loose...

    Soul snatchers :3


    Ta'd when you can't match socks because one is missing *cross face*


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    #5708
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Count Down wrote: »
    On the other hand, someone who engages in a crush-type handshake. :mad:
    Ever notice how the Queen always gives a limp handshake, and barely grips the fingers of anyone she shakes hands with?


    What 'Queen' would that be as we live in a Republic?


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    #5709
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Any of them. Besides, anyone with a working telly can see that.


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    #5710
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    People who don’t get irony


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    #5711
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Anaemics?


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    #5712
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    retro:electro wrote: »
    People who don’t get irony


    I don't irony my clothes


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    #5713
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,598 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    And, once again, that's what's servants are for.


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    #5714
    partyguinness
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    New Home wrote: »
    Any of them. Besides, anyone with a working telly can see that.


    Ah..so really it should have read 'a Queen' rather than 'the Queen'.


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    #5715
    Stone Gossard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Stone Gossard


    Boards acting up on mobile...


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    #5716
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,082 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    Queuing. For anything. Ever.


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    #5717
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    New Home wrote: »
    Anaemics?
    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I don't irony my clothes

    giphy.gif


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    #5718
    madmaggie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    I was working for a person, casual job, for the last ten years. She died recently, and the family haven't said what I'm to do. I'm meeting them in a couple of weeks, but suspect it will be bye bye Maggie. I hate hanging around waiting, but don't want to pester people who are recently bereaved.


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    #5719
    New Home
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    partyguinness wrote: »
    Ah..so really it should have read 'a Queen' rather than 'the Queen'.

    Well, we really don't know where the op lives, sooo....


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    #5720
    New Home
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    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Why do people not realize that pressing the silver button on the traffic lights doesn't change the light colour?

    Unless you're in Kildare Street. ;)


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    #5721
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    My feet are very restless today. I just want to take off my runners and wiggle my toes for a bit.


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    #5722
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users Posts: 13,481 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Wisdom teeth.


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    #5723
    retro:electro
    Registered Users Posts: 21,039 ✭✭✭✭retro:electro


    Got a voucher for Christmas and am heading to town shortly, but can I shlte find it. Think it might have gone in the bin accidentally


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    #5724
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,819 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    retro:electro wrote: »
    Got a voucher for Christmas and am heading to town shortly, but can I shlte find it. Think it might have gone in the bin accidentally

    +1 I got a Galway United season ticket at Christmas and have mislaid it, have to find it by Friday.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #5725
    Pawwed Rig
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    partyguinness wrote: »
    What 'Queen' would that be as we live in a Republic?

    There is another thread in AH titled
    'Teenager who joined ISIS wants to come home'

    Go home surely! Not sure why it annoyed me so much.


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    #5726
    Stone Gossard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 197 ✭✭Stone Gossard


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    +1 I got a Galway United season ticket at Christmas and have mislaid it, have to find it by Friday.

    Better off staying lost I'd say :D


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    #5727
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    CrowdedHouse wrote: »
    +1 I got a Galway United .

    Booooo :-P


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    #5728
    CrowdedHouse
    Registered Users Posts: 6,819 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Stone Gossard wrote: »
    Better off staying lost I'd say :D

    Indeed hours of misery interspersed with occasional moments of joy.

    But at least I wouldn't have to pay in and queue with ordinary people.

    Seven Worlds will Collide



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    #5729
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Feck sorry wrong thread :o


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    #5730
    Ilovethe bonesofyou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,688 ✭✭✭Ilovethe bonesofyou


    retro:electro wrote:
    People who don’t get irony


    Alanis Morrisette?


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    #5731
    Bredabe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,029 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    People and specifically Y's today, who think the way to answer a question is to repeat the questions constantly.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



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