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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #8702
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Procting?

    Does that, like, require a qualified proctologist?

    Vital was a typo. It was supposed to be vigal, wasn't it? That makes it so much better...


  • #8703
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,437 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Procting?

    Does that, like, require a qualified proctologist?

    Vital was a typo. It was supposed to be vigal, wasn't it? That makes it so much better...

    Any God fearing vigilante would ashamed of that post.


  • #8704
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.


  • #8705
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    emeldc wrote: »
    This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.

    Looks like a Hungarian eye test.


  • #8706
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Ipso wrote: »
    Looks like a Hungarian eye test.

    One of the comments:

    'Ho dit dat’

    And then underneath: 'See Translation' :D:D


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  • #8707
    fullstop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Thomas Cook Fans wrote:
    One of our customers cancelled a non-refundable Tenerife holiday for 4 in Aug 2019. Someone who shares by 11pm Jan 26th gets it free

    165,000 shares in 8 hours. The mind ****ing boggles.


  • #8708
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    09 touota avensis diesal :)


  • #8709
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    emeldc wrote: »
    09 touota avensis diesal :)

    Is that the car that was totaled?


  • #8710
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,068 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    emeldc wrote: »
    09 touota avensis diesal :)

    Genuinely surprised that they managed to spell NCT correctly


  • #8711
    Martina1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,548 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    fullstop wrote:
    165,000 shares in 8 hours. The mind ****ing boggles.

    This is after popping up on my timeline as well.

    What company wouldn't give ya a refund on a holiday 7 months away.


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  • #8712
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,213 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    St Patrick's day dresses. Irders taken now and they are nearly sold out.

    Discovered this and many gems on an ethnic minority buy and sell page. Hours of wonder and awe on there :)


  • #8713
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Is that the car that was totaled?

    No, same lad though.


  • #8714
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    emeldc wrote: »
    No, same lad though.

    How did I know? :D


  • #8715
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    emeldc wrote: »
    This lad totaled his car but in typical ethnic minority fashion seems to be blaming everyone but himself.

    RIP the English language. There is no coming back from this :D


  • #8716
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    "No1's business if I don't want to vacation my kids, I did my research and I believe vacationing lil ones is wrong, I'm the mam I know best so mind ur on business instead of judging me smelly busybodys"

    Accompanied by an article about how vaccinations cause autism. :rolleyes:


  • #8717
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    "smelly busybodys". She's sounds about 10!


  • #8718
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,437 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    "Potter cabbin" for sale.

    It's actually a Portacabin.


  • #8719
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    corner of hells wrote: »
    "Potter cabbin" for sale.

    It's actually a Portacabin.

    It must be a Harry Potter themed "cabbin" :P


  • #8720
    Martina1991
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,548 ✭✭✭Martina1991


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Accompanied by an article about how vaccinations cause autism. :rolleyes:

    Those poor children :(


  • #8721
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    'I'm On Ruth'


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  • #8722
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,597 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    "sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

    Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha


  • #8723
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,662 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Aptly describes her, IMO :D


  • #8724
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    "sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

    Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha

    I acutally agree with that poster :D

    Grande isnt a screecher granted, but her music is sh1te nonetheless


  • #8725
    Bredabe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,418 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    'I'm On Ruth'
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • #8726
    emeldc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Bredabe wrote: »
    ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    En route (I think)


  • #8727
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Under a news article about the increase in demand for Irish passports:

    'Theresa May has done more for the reunification of Ireland in 2 years than the Sinn Fein in 50 years. She well deserves a statue in Dublin, next to Molly Mallone's 🀣'


  • #8728
    Chiorino
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Chiorino


    Great little runarounds those Nicaraguas.


  • #8729
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,856 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    "sick of de poxy radio stations always blasting ariana grande songs jus once i wish i could throw fm104 on an not hear that screechin little geebag"

    Honestly lost myself at "screechin little geebag" haha

    For the life of me, I can't figure out why she does so well. :D


    u16.jpg


  • #8730
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,935 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    It's a complete mystery to me as well BattleCorp. *rubs thighs*


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  • #8731
    TomSweeney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭TomSweeney


    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    It's a complete mystery to me as well BattleCorp. *rubs thighs*


    Thighs ?


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