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Alan Partridge Superthread - Sponsored by Dettol

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    #572
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Great to see Alan Partridge back presenting on the BBC where he belongs.

    I always thought they overreacted to events on Knowing Me Knowing You. Across seven episodes he only slipped up once, to my mind.

    I would say this:

    In Episode 1, no one died.
    In Episode 2, no one died.
    In Episode 3, no one died.
    In Episode 4, no one died.
    In Episode 5, no one died.
    In Episode 6, someone died.
    In Episode 7, no one died.

    I mean I could go on!


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    #573
    loyatemu
    Registered Users Posts: 14,831 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    doesn't sound like much scope for Alan's assistant* to be in this; though at least she's been keeping busy as the police chief in The Tunnel.


    *he never once gives her name in the books.


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    #574
    MillField
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭MillField


    Alan: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years.
    Jill: What did you do eight years ago?
    Alan: Just had a better one.
    Jill: What'd you do?
    Alan: Went to Silverstone. Shook Jackie Stewart's hand. Superb. My marriage fell apart soon after that.


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    #575
    Big Vern
    Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭Big Vern


    Michael: [in his very broad Geordie accent] Aye-aye, Mr. Partridge! Morning! Valentine's Day today, eh? Love is in the air!

    Alan: It's Valentine's Day today, and love is in the air?

    Michael: [nodding] Aye! Aye!

    Alan: I'm getting the hang of this! Mind you, I have been here ten weeks.


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    #576
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


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    #577
    mloc123
    Registered Users Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/982900609820086272


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    #578
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,891 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    That was perfect :D


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    #579
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,527 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    bah ha ha, such an Alan


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    #580
    Glebee
    Registered Users Posts: 6,613 ✭✭✭Glebee


    I could perfectly picture Alan saying that...


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    #581
    Grayditch
    Registered Users Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    It's perfectly Partridge.


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    #582
    mloc123
    Registered Users Posts: 9,454 ✭✭✭mloc123


    It is so perfect, I have watched it 20 times at least... the delivery is spot on


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    #583
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    You'd nearly go red yourself for Philip especially with the look she gives him! :o:)


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    #584
    Grayditch
    Registered Users Posts: 14,347 ✭✭✭✭Grayditch


    It even beats Noel's one.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uweghBGEkz4


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    #585
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,891 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    mloc123 wrote: »
    It is so perfect, I have watched it 20 times at least... the delivery is spot on
    It even has the reaction shot of her glaring at him just like whoever Alans giving sh1t to :D


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    #586
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Thargor wrote: »
    It even has the reaction shot of her glaring at him just like whoever Alans giving sh1t to :D

    Like here? :)



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    #587
    loyatemu
    Registered Users Posts: 14,831 ✭✭✭✭loyatemu


    mloc123 wrote: »
    https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/982900609820086272

    Courtney Cox has really fallen on hard times.


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    #588
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    "I will be the first person to throw my hands up and say in the past I developed a fairly robust hatred of the gay community – but that was before I met Dale Winton. And I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about. The man was a perfect gentleman. I actually spent three days at The Earls Court Boat Show with Dale Winton, Paul O’Grady and Noel Edmonds – he’s not gay, but you get the picture."


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    #589
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    No longer a homo-skeptic!


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    #590
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    "Our Love is stronger than carbon fibre"


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    #591
    De Bhál
    Registered Users Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭De Bhál


    sidekick Simon - "did you enjoy India?"

    Alan - "I loved it, one of the best poor countries I've been to"


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    #592
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Aha!

    BBC Two - 10 PM tonight "why when where how and whom"

    Love these automatic VO videos

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjjUKq0WfeY


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    #593
    Skid X
    Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    I don't think Alan Partridge gets nearly enough credit for having Joe Beesley and Cheeky Monkey on his final KMKYWAP shoe.

    He was honouring a commitment he gave in Bournemouth 15 years earlier that if he ever made it big he would give Joe and Cheeky Monkey their chance on Television.

    Very few people would have remembered that pledge and even fewer would have seen it through.

    A man of honour.





    And yet somehow when people remember that episode it tends to be for the unfortunate incident where Alan accidentally tragically shot Forbes McAllister dead with Lord Byron's duelling pistol. I mean, Alan didn't know the gun was loaded and Forbes was a complete and utter sh1t anyway.


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    #594
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,891 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


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    #595
    discobeaker
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    My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!


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    #596
    Skid X
    Registered Users Posts: 21,444 ✭✭✭✭Skid X


    discobeaker wrote: »
    My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!

    You've done well for yourself there, lad!


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    #597
    discobeaker
    Registered Users Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭discobeaker


    Skid X wrote: »
    You've done well for yourself there, lad!

    Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.


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    #598
    .red.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,341 ✭✭✭.red.


    discobeaker wrote: »
    Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.

    Please tell me her name is Sonia?


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    #599
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,841 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    .red. wrote: »
    discobeaker wrote: »
    Not bad for a Brazilian girl who hasn't watched much of AP.

    Please tell me her name is Sonia?
    He's 47, she's 33; she's 14 years younger than him: Back of the net!


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    #600
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,221 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    discobeaker wrote: »
    My missus bought me this cake for my birthday. Jackanakanory!


    A pipe of Pringles would have sufficed.


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    #601
    wolfmoon87
    Registered Users Posts: 11,642 ✭✭✭✭wolfmoon87


    Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »
    He's 47, she's 33; she's 14 years younger than him: Back of the net!

    Cash back!

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