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Alan Partridge Superthread - Sponsored by Dettol

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    #512
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    toonarmy1 wrote: »
    were waiting for tony hayers to commission it

    I tell you something, Sophie, you’ve not witnessed pure evil until you’ve looked into the eyes of a man who’s just cancelled your second series.


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    #513
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Not an Alan quote but his nemesis is still up to his old tricks:

    TZpfZi0.jpg


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    #514
    munster87
    Registered Users Posts: 4,244 ✭✭✭munster87


    Welsh Megaman wrote: »
    If they don’t do it, Sky will!

    Inner-city Sumo


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    #515
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,937 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    What partridgisms do you do? I love saying "back of the net" it's especially awesome when it's taken at face value and people look at me like I'm a gobsh1te


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    #516
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,863 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    What partridgisms do you do? I love saying "back of the net" it's especially awesome when it's taken at face value and people look at me like I'm a gobsh1te

    I live in America where nearly nobody gets any Alan references whatsoever. And nobody appreciates when I say "Stop talking about American things and let's watch the best film ever made".


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    #517
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    What partridgisms do you do? I love saying "back of the net" it's especially awesome when it's taken at face value and people look at me like I'm a gobsh1te

    Kiss my face :D


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    #518
    .red.
    Registered Users Posts: 3,350 ✭✭✭.red.


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    What partridgisms do you do? I love saying "back of the net" it's especially awesome when it's taken at face value and people look at me like I'm a gobsh1te

    Smell my cheese!!
    Usually on a daily basis, depending on who I'm on shift with!
    I also like doing the Gary Newman air bass guitar, especially to people who have no idea what its about. Very funny when they look at me like there's something wrong with me!


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    #519
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    I said Jurassic Park once when something went well and everyone I work with was too young to have heard of Alan :(


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    #520
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Sometimes I'll say "I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure", doesn't really grab them by the nadgers like I hoped.


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    #521
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Thargor wrote: »
    I said Jurassic Park once when something went well and everyone I work with was too young to have heard of Alan :(

    Or Jurassic Park (in an alan voice)


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    #522
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    If something is going wrong I will generally say cook a cat or butter my arse.

    I just love saying them - Iv no idea what they mean.

    Another one which has grown legs with my friends and people I know is "see ya laytah" which is a line in that little interlude between the end of the opening theme and the start of the episode. People generally have no idea where it's from but they normally say it back to me.


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    #523
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,805 ✭✭✭take everything


    Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan!... Dan!...
    Dan!!... Dan!!... Dan!!!... Dan!!! Dan!!!! Dan!!!!!

    Eh no, he's not seen me...

    ...Dan!!!!!!


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    #524
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Gan til cardiff, have full sex with a woman


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    #525
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Gan til cardiff, have full sex with a woman

    Is that a partridgism that you use much paddy? :D only messing


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    #526
    Thargor
    Registered Users Posts: 17,919 ✭✭✭✭Thargor


    Eeeeee happen he thinks Im a right twat...


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    #527
    Welsh Megaman
    Registered Users Posts: 72,411 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    Sky Atlantic are currently re-showing the second series of ‘Mid Morning Matters’ tonight from 9pm, followed by all-new Curb :)


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    #528
    toonarmy1
    Registered Users Posts: 321 ✭✭toonarmy1


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    #529
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    BONO!


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    #530
    toonarmy1
    Registered Users Posts: 321 ✭✭toonarmy1


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    BONO!

    The biggest collection of hatchbacks in the country


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    #531
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,863 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    How's the Edge?
    The edge is fine.

    How is Adam Clayton?
    Adam Clayton is fine.

    How is, uhh, the drummer?
    The drummer is fine.


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    #532
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    He wrote the first half of The Joshua Tree over there. And the other half..... over there


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    #533
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,937 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Met them last week at a pop concert....
    Who was playing?
    We were...


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    #534
    thekerrycyclist
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    A pap concert


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    #535
    jooksavage
    Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭jooksavage


    "oooh I'm really scared... I am a bit"


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    #536
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea?
    Michael: Well, it had eaten all my fags, man. It was a big packet of two-hundred duty-frees, like.
    Alan: You threw a monkey in the sea? That’s awful. I mean, I was fishing for some sort of funny story. That’s just upsetting.
    Michael: Well, you know, I wasn’t thinking straight. I just, kind of, got the red mist in front of my eyes and I just grabbed the monkey and hurled it in the sea.
    Alan: Will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea? All I can see is a monkey spinning towards the water.
    Michael: Well, it didn’t go straight in the water. It bounced off a rock.
    Alan: Oh, Michael. That is such a pointless death. At least when they experiment on them they get something out of it, a nice perfume or something.
    Michael: Aye. You know, I’ve often wondered, right, why is it that they put the perfume in the monkey’s eyes, right? Why not just put it on it’s wrist, like, you know, posh ladies in the department stores?
    Alan: It’s just cruel, isn’t it. Mind you, if you’ve been to Knowsley Safari Park and they’re pulling the wipers off your windscreen and nicking your hub caps, you lose sympathy.
    Michael: I’ll tell you what, maybe the monkeys is trying to collect enough parts together to make a complete car, right? And they’ll all just pile in it and break through the gates and escape.
    Alan: [Nods in agreement] It’s a frightening thought.


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    #537
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭trashcan


    toonarmy1 wrote: »
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    Clang, clanga langa langa Langa Lang a Lang.


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    #538
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,530 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    trashcan wrote: »
    Clang, clanga langa langa Langa Lang a Lang.

    Ooo, bitta bush!


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    #539
    Mike Litoris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,110 ✭✭✭Mike Litoris


    Not sure if this was posted before


    http://www.esquire.co.uk/culture/tv/news/a18714/alan-partridge-christmas-special-2017/


    Spice world!


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    #540
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,937 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    He's got the voice of a rocker.... The face of a docker.... It's Joe cocker!


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    #541
    Big Vern
    Registered Users Posts: 602 ✭✭✭Big Vern


    Ruddy hell! It's Soft Cell!


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