Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

Del.Monte · 10-09-2018 02:54PM

Why have laws when there's no enforcement.

dvcireland · 10-09-2018 02:55PM

Kisses him. Goodnight, after licking his balls

zell12 · 10-09-2018 02:55PM

Kissing dogs in the child's bed, after they've licked their bum
A 30kg dog :eek:

10-09-2018 02:56PM

The long limbed breeds are generally big softies

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 02:56PM

A Beezon Freeze?
Sounds like something out of Iceland for the barbeque.

Greasy Tool · 10-09-2018 02:56PM

Cutting edge stuff Joe !! You're worth every 100,000

swingking · 10-09-2018 02:57PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

A Beezon Freeze?
Sounds like something out of Iceland for the barbeque.

Bichon Frise… gorgeous little dogs

10-09-2018 02:58PM

Why do people call Chihuahuas Chiwow-wows?

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 02:59PM

Less than one minute to go and he gets another caller on.
A true professional.

zell12 · 10-09-2018 03:00PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Why do people call Chihuahuas Chiwow-wows?

Cos Joe "wow" "WoW" "WOW"

4068ac1elhodqr · 10-09-2018 03:00PM

Ends on a lovely note.

BPKS · 10-09-2018 03:00PM

Speaking of no balls, its the Ray D Arcy show.

Dan Jaman · 10-09-2018 03:00PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Why do people call Chihuahuas Chiwow-wows?

Because they make a peculiar woow-woowing noise if you grab their lead and whirl them around your head.

10-09-2018 03:00PM

A 2nd death for Joe’s gratuity, de terrible end of anudder bow-wow whose lead got caught in LUAS doors.

Thomhic312 · 10-09-2018 03:01PM

Is he taking happy pills?!?

10-09-2018 03:12PM

MmmChocolate wrote: »

Whenever I'm watching a movie and there's a dog in danger, I get really stressed about everything until I know the dog is okay. Feck the humans. Today's show is the radio equivalent of that sooooo I'm out.

Yes, a few doggy deaths alas.

10-09-2018 03:22PM

dvcireland wrote: »

Vet issued versatis patches

Maybe dis wud be de solution to de people begging for de Versatis. Adopt an old rescue dog, tell vet it’s whimpering wit de artritis (even though it’s not) and needs ongoing veterinary versatis, bob’s yer uncle.

goose2005 · 10-09-2018 03:34PM

zell12 wrote: »

I found something to aid your recovery
Win afternoon tea with Darina Allen

is it the Jack Kerouac kind of tea?

10-09-2018 03:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Cat will be in j’audience of Claire Byrne Live 2nite, in suitably feline attire. Wave!

I must try get tickets to that, meself. Give a wink or a wave to the radio forum if you catch the camera's attention!

zell12 wrote: »

I found something to aid your recovery
Win afternoon tea with Darina Allen

Jaysus. I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for, the winner or Darina.

goose2005 · 10-09-2018 03:41PM

BPKS wrote: »

Did I hear that promo for the D Arcy show right?

"We meet 3 people who were named after Pope John Paul".

As Joe would say, WOW

a real Alan Partridge show topic. Knowing me John Paul, knowing you John Paul. A-men.

goose2005 · 10-09-2018 03:43PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Dead dog in a box."
Joe just loved saying that.

Rob Brydon's less successful early act

zell12 · 10-09-2018 03:44PM

https://twitter.com/rteliveline/status/1039140130139897856

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-09-2018 04:38PM

zell12 wrote: »

https://twitter.com/rteliveline/status/1039140130139897856

That dog was too fat to run away by the looks of it

10-09-2018 04:59PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

That dog was too fat to run away by the looks of it

Was thinking the same thing. Unless her whole body is swollen after those injuries, poor Kaya will probably be swept away by heart failure quicker than anything else.

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 07:31PM

thecretinhop wrote: »

tommy the ethic great group are known for stealing dogs to be bait for their attack dogs. a great bunch of lads.

I've seen this first hand. It's not just the T Wurds dat do be doing it either caller.

Hector Bellend wrote: »

If my dog was getting eaten by a doberman I wouldnt be sticking my hand in.

Better a dead dog than losing a finger.

I guess it depends on the emotional connection you have with your dog Hector. I don't think anyone goes in to protect their dog expecting to get hurt. I have 2 dogs. Would I step in if they were being attacked? Yes. Without hesitation. I previously have. Thankfully I wasn't seriously injured or hurt, but I would do it again in a heartbeat.

Hector Bellend wrote: »

This guy is a f*cking clown

I'm not a fan of Joe's either.

thecretinhop wrote: »

joe had a dog!

The poor dog. He's no fan of dogs, that much is clear from listening to him over the years.

thecretinhop wrote: »

this lad is a fantatist

He's incredibly well paid for a fella who fantasises about being wurking class.

thecretinhop wrote: »

my dog had many issues. rescue dog loads of training 3rd home euthanasia if it did not work. 4 years later hes amazing.

I've seen many cases like this.

withless wrote: »

Joe hates cyclists.

Day do be holding up de jag and dat in de traffic as he goes to and from wurk at 12 and 3:01.

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Lee-Shur

Its leisure

Dont be doin' the american dublinese Joe

Joe takes pleasure in udder peeple's leisure misery and death.

Ally Dick wrote: »

There are lunatic cyclists all over Dublin. The guards are useless. No point in getting them involved

FYP.

Greasy Tool wrote: »

How's " The Leg" Joe??? lolol

Did someone ask that? :pac:

Dan Jaman wrote: »

F bomb
Two S- Bombs!

Oh? Really?

zell12 wrote: »

Caller: "I started kicking the shít out of them[dogs]"
Joe: "You proceeded to kick the Ess Haitch Eye Tee outta dem"

Did he say dat?

Dan Jaman wrote: »

More F and Shoyte bombs!

Lol.

BPKS wrote: »

"They're substituting cos they have no balls themselves"

Genuine LOL

Wat was de context?

Del.Monte wrote: »

Why have laws when there's no enforcement.

Welcome to Ireland 2-18 so to speak.

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 07:34PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Dat wud be advice not readily given as yew cannot breach de golden circle unless ypu’re In it already. I’ll keep a look out for Fateen’s wardrobe, where de outsize suits are kept for Funny Frydaze an dat. De costume department is between de entrance for de great unwashed and de stewdio.

I'm guessing you don't know her (on her) back story then Cat? You can read about on boards no less!

10-09-2018 07:50PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I must try get tickets to that, meself. Give a wink or a wave to the radio forum if you catch the camera's attention!

Have a fawn teeshirt dat I got in Menorca wit cats on it.

sligojoek · 10-09-2018 07:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I must try get tickets to that, meself. Give a wink or a wave to the radio forum if you catch the camera's attention!

Have a fawn teeshirt dat I got in Menorca wit cats on it.

Well at least it's not the Kilkenny colours again.

ButtersSuki · 10-09-2018 07:55PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I must try get tickets to that, meself. Give a wink or a wave to the radio forum if you catch the camera's attention!

Have a fawn teeshirt dat I got in Menorca wit cats on it.

Joe: Were you fawning over de cats so to speak? Hehehehehehe!

10-09-2018 08:04PM

Dat little doggie looks like an elderly Japanese Spitz, lovely little creatures.

Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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