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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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  • #6242
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Ah a scamming story.

    Cork and spanish. one is a hurling stronghold and i'm not sure how the catalonia senior team are doing.


  • #6243
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?


  • #6244
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Cork + Spain = Doobalin ?

    Just an excuse to mention dublin from joe.


  • #6245
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Itssoeasy wrote: »
    What does this caller not hold out much hope of happening ?


    Joe ever getting a proper job?


  • #6246
    jay0109
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭jay0109


    She has a Dub accent as Dublin is halfway between Cork and Madrid. He's no cartographer


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  • #6247
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Eee Vaana has better English than our Hoseff?.

    not a high bar caller. not a high bar.


  • #6248
    BarryD2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,732 ✭✭✭BarryD2


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?

    Yep - he's some asshole is Joe.


  • #6249
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    She 'whipped' de money?


  • #6250
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    jay0109 wrote: »
    She has a Dub accent as Dublin is halfway between Cork and Madrid. He's no cartographer

    Unless it's not a map of dublin joe and maps don't mix I find.


  • #6251
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I wait to hear more Spanish pronounciations from Jowel.


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  • #6252
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,872 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Don't anyone give her a job in security whatever you do....


  • #6253
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Nearly 15 minutes in and the caller decides to inform us that ivanna is fluent in english and spanish. thanks for pointing that out.


  • #6254
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,636 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Just a thought, but if the uncle maybe did the detective work before she handed over the €900 it might have been more helpful


  • #6255
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    "Who do you think you are?". Plug for RTE's new series.


    Saw the ad for dat last night - featuring de continuing RTE-sponsored attempted rehabilitation of one Saint Bartholomew Ahern. I SH*T YOU NOT.


  • #6256
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,139 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Did I hear that promo for the D Arcy show right?

    "We meet 3 people who were named after Pope John Paul".


    As Joe would say, WOW


  • #6257
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    So using a bit of common sense equals great detective work.


  • #6258
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Darcy interviewing ronan collins. I suppose it saves money.


    Harrowing story incoming.


  • #6259
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,636 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    hurry up caller


  • #6260
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    Saw the ad for dat last night - featuring de continuing RTE-sponsored attempted rehabilitation of one Saint Bartholomew Ahern. I SH*T YOU NOT.

    They should rename the show to 'What do you think you are'.


  • #6261
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Did he just say she should have a Dublin accent because it was halfway between Cork and Spain?


    He's actually so thick it's frightening.


    He's a taxi driver who won the RTÉ lotto. That's his level.


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  • #6262
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    BPKS wrote: »
    Did I hear that promo for the D Arcy show right?

    "We meet 3 people who were named after Pope John Paul".


    As Joe would say, WOW

    Another ad for an RTE show


  • #6263
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,822 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Wot colour is de bleedin dog?


  • #6264
    Beechwoodspark
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,060 ✭✭✭✭Beechwoodspark


    This guy should read thriller audiobooks


  • #6265
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,029 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    No muzzle on the owner


  • #6266
    Murdoc90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭Murdoc90


    good to know it was his left hand opposed to his right, really adds to the story


  • #6267
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,872 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    To make a short story long....


  • #6268
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    I hate hearing stories about dog being attacked. Keep your dogs on the leese ye gob****es.


  • #6269
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,822 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Mmmm dog legs


  • #6270
    Itssoeasy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,218 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    zell12 wrote: »
    Wot colour is de bleedin dog?

    Red obviously caller.


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  • #6271
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



    Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 175
    Joe Shows: 138
    No Show Joe Shows: 37
    Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
    PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
    PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
     D'Omen Shows: 4
    AN Udder Shows: 0
    Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
    NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
    Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
     AT LEAST €345,000*

    (not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).
    King-World-News-WTF-Is-Going-On-Here-864x400_c.jpg
    *de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
    I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

    DON'T FORGET -
    "We're here all summer" sez he.


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